Spencer's Quotes

"I've got a Chesney Hawkes tattoo... on my a**e."
Day 29, 16:56

"Can you all avert your eyes or see my knob."
Day 29, 16:40

"What's the point of staying up if you haven't got any baccy?"
Day 26, 12:13

"(to Tim): I'm just slagging you off because you are on the rich side. I'm not going to try to get to know you. I'm just going to dislike you."
Day 25, 12:50

"I don't lead a complex life, all I want is fags."
Day 23, 19:29

"I want loads of eggs out of you dudes today."
Day 20, 06:30

"Get off those radishes! You [chicken] can't be trusted."
Day 20, 06:30

"I don't see the point in snogging someone, unless you want to shag them"
Day 18, 00:09

"Alex has the body of an attractive woman."
Day 13, 12:12

"But without having reason to live in here there's no point getting up."
Day 12, 20:46

"I've got really nice teeth...for someone who doesn't brush often."
Day 12, 05:17

"Can you tell Kate to come out 'cos I need a girlfriend."
Day 12, 03:52

"Do you know if you put hot water in the kettle it boils quicker."
Day 11, 18:07

"F*** that... just for a wash? When there's no one to meet?"
Day 6, 11:55