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INTO THE NIGHT
1986
Quintessential Jones. "Oh you're good, you're very good" he keeps saying to Jeff Goldblum, because he thinks he's a killer like him you see. He's not though, he's just a normal up guy swept along by a chain of bizarre events like in After Hours with Martin Short. Does not sing.

JESUS OF NAZARETH
1932
David plays Pontius Pilot. "I wash my hands of this" he says. Again no songs.

UNDERGROUND
1976
Especially good as his scrotum is clearly defined through his pixie king leggings. Sings several above average songs and acts beautifully with the Muppets. (For proper view of winkle see Man Who Fell To Earth.)

ABSOLUTE BEGINNERS, JAZZIN' FOR BLUE JEAN
1980, 1978
David Bowie shines in these seminal British movies both directed by Bob Hoskins. Also sings constantly throughout managing to upstage Smiley Culture on the extended soundtrack album by a short way. His version of Volare is not as good as That's Motivation! which is my favourite Bowie song. If I could I would cast him as Danny Wahlberg in my forthcoming New Kids On The Block movie.