It's a brand new series of As If. Nicki decides to face the music and risks the wrath of Sooz while Alex and Mark have a cosy threesome. As If! Sunday at 12:25

Jamie and Sooz were friends then lovers; Nicki was Jamie's fantasy then reality; Rob was Sasha's rock, then ball and chain and Mark was Alex's Mr Right, then Mr Both Ways, and then Mr "whenever-Dan's-not-around" and that was only half a series.

Our six young Londoners are back on T4 with 18 new episodes bursting with more teen angst, sexual revelations and burning issues than you can shake a bottle of tequila at.

After their rollercoaster relationship, Jamie (PAUL CHEQUER) and Sooz (EMILY CORRIE) are moving on, so when Sooz finds out that Jamie's been getting a little more than a shoulder to cry on she's more than understanding.........As If.

It seems that all the men in Sasha's (CAROLINE CHIKEZIE) life want her shackled to the sink, no chance. She doesn't need anyone else, she's just fine on her own.........As If.

Ladies, ladies everywhere, but it's Rob's (BEN WATERS) flatmates, not playmates who are driving him to distraction. At least his six best friends won't cause him any grief.........As If.

Nicki (JEMIMA ROOPER) is shocked to realize that she's not the only one with pulling power to put gravity to shame. But if drawn to someone a little closer to home she'd turn off the powers of attraction quicker than you can say "used goods".........As if.

Cosy threesomes have never been Alex's (ORLANDO WELLS) style, unless that third person has the special "X" factor. Even Mark (CALLUM BLUE) must want what he can't have sometimes, so everyone's happy.........As If.