Gnome-Napping
To kidnap (borrow) someone's Garden Gnome. We'll free the little blighter from his monotonous daily routine of guarding pond fish and will make sure he sends regular postcards back to his 'family" reassuring them that he's safe and well, missing them, but above all having the time of his life!
Asia - Navilluso, Ireland - IN PROCESS
Asia - Navilluso, Ireland - IN PROCESS
Where The Hell Are You
An inspiration to us all! We are to pay homage to the genius that is Matt Harding (www.wherethehellismatt.com) We will dance at as many exotic locations and awe-inspiring landmarks in the best way we know how.
Asia - Jordan Beveridge - IN PROCESS
An inspiration to us all! We are to pay homage to the genius that is Matt Harding (www.wherethehellismatt.com) We will dance at as many exotic locations and awe-inspiring landmarks in the best way we know how.
Asia - Jordan Beveridge - IN PROCESS
Day of the Dice Men
For one day we'll hand our fates over to the roll of the dice. Rolling 2 dice at least once an hour and acting accordingly as per the rules below. Only stopping when every option has been completed at least once.
DICE RULES
2: Have a wrestling match, winner determined by tap-out.Loser is the winners bitch, and must behave like a dog (barking, humping legs etc) for the next 10 mins. Winner leads loser around on a leash.
3:Hail a cab, when asked where you want to go say "Follow that car" pointing to a car of your choice. Follow the car for 10 mins, and then hop out (paying first of course), wherever you are.
4:Hit the nearest clothes shop, choose one item of clothing (male or female) for each other. Buy it and wear it for the rest of the day.
5.One brother performs a song of their choice with appropriate dance moves. The other brother "hats" for coins from passers-by.
6:Both brothers can only move up or down the street by alternately leapfrogging one another - 10 leapfrogs each.
7: Hit the nearest bar, drink a beer at speed. Loser pays.
8: Do some free-running on the nearest available surface, shouting in French.
9: Enter the nearest bar/restaurant, arms around one another and head for the bathrooms without ordering anything.
10: Jump on the nearest public transport and play a game of hide and seek.One brother counts to 50 out loud, the other hides amongst the passengers. When found, the finder shouts: "Found you!". Roles reverse and start again. Continue for 10 minutes then off you get.
11: Pimpin' and Ho'in: One brother is the pimp, the other the ho'. Spend 10 minutes soliciting passersby, 1970s stylee.
12: Walk into the middle of the nearest street, stopping traffic and pretend to be long lost friends who have randomly bumped into one another abroad. Remain in the middle of the road chatting about old times and ignoring the traffic building up either side of you and the drivers. Keep going for as long as you can.
Asia - Daniel Gaffney - DONE
Ass to the Wind
We are to Sky Dive somewhere in Asia. Boring? Well, this dive will be performed as true Scotsmen. Kilt only, no underwear! Och Aye The Noo Jimmeeeeeeeeee!
Asia - Crystal Fife - TBD
Happy Place
Taking as many photographs as we can of people laughing in each country we visit. We'll create a collage and let everyone see where the happiest place on Earth is!
Asia - Neil Maguire - TBA
Dodgy Delicacies
Lindsay will eat anything! (Look at the size of him) Both of us will try the following delicacies in each of the following countries;
China - Hoi Sam (Sea Slug)
Cambodia - Duck Egg With Embryo
Japan - Odori Ebi (Live Prawns!)
Japan - Blow Fish
Vietnam - Durian (A Smelly Fruit)
Cambodia - Fried Spider
Asocena - Stewed Dog Meat
Naturally, more "nasties" will follow!
Asia - Kelly Marshall, Carol Dally, Hermen Scannell, Willie O'Sullivan - IN PROCESS
Music Video
Choosing an appropriate song, we'll create a music video throughout our travels. The final product must involve wearing bikini's and washing a cow. Sexy!
Asia - Angela Cairns - TBD
22. Brand of Brothers
Each brother shall be "branded" by the other! Lindsay is to design Lee’s tattoo and vice-versa. God help us!
Asia - John Casey - TBA
Local View
Steve Curry's very famous picture of 12 year old Afghanistan girl Sharbat Gula, in 1984 led us to try and capture the 101 most captivating female eyes throughout our travels. The end result will be placed on this site in a lovely and enchanting collage.
Asia - Fiona Cunningham - TBD
Cultural Capers
There are hundreds of festivals in Asia, from the beautiful lantern festivals to the fast paced dragon boat races. We'll join in at least 3 of these cultural events.
Asia - Ashley Richard - TBA
Mind Over Very Hot Matter
We'll learn how to and then execute our newly found skills in Fire-Walking. One brother must Moon-Fire-Walk like Michael Jackson. The other brother must show us a fire roll... Belly-rolling over the fire!
Asia - John Simmons - TBD
You Take the High Road As the old Scottish songs says "You take the high road and I'll take the low road and I'll be in Scotland before ye" We’ll test if the high road is slower. We’ll leave the same country from the same departure point and race each other to the same destination in another country. One brother will take the high road and the other, the low.
Asia - Lesley Paul - DONE
Recipe for Good
As we taste numerous cuisines, we'll collect as many local recipes on our travels as possible. On our return we'll submit these in book format to a publisher. Any funds raised will be donated to charity.
Asia - Nicole Robles - TBD
Brokeback and Bareback Animal Mountain
No strangers to dogs, we'll film ourselves riding 101 different animals all over Asia!
Asia - Sean Frew - IN PROCESS
Free Hugs
If you're over in Asia you may see us. We'll be the two drunken Scotsmen holding up signs saying "Hug a Leper for Free". The first brother to get 101 hugs wins and will decide a forfeit for the other.
Asia - Lesley Paul - TBD
English According to Kylie
We'll get day jobs as English teachers and, by the end of class, have all the pupils singing and dancing to Kylie's "Locomotion". We'll offer our own contribution... a verse in Japanese!
Asia - Scott Llewellyn - TBA
Rumble and Tumble in the Jungle
Throughout our travels we're going to keep an eye out for any massive, dense and heavily populated (by beasties) jungle areas. Once located, it's time to put those loin cloths on and aaaaaararararaagh through the jungle!
Asia - Ash Trune - DONE
Lee and Lindsay's Friday Night Takeaway
We’ll spend an entire day, from sunrise to sunset daring and double daring each other to ridiculous and stupid lengths and heights. Each dare must be more stupid and more foolish than the last.
Asia - Grant Henderson - DONE
Snog-a-thon
We'll try (very very hard) to snog 101 girls (tongues and all) all over Asia. We’ll obtain all their names and video each act too! Who's your Daddy!!! (Hopefully not an angry big man!)
Asia - Kat Wilcon (Thank You) - TBD
Fear Fecking Factor
It's no secret that both of us have huge fears of "creepie crawlies". So, we'll be holding a live tarantula, snake and scorpion for a minute each. Each brother will then suggest one more "beastie" for the other brother to hold!
Asia - Mark Forrester - DONE
X Factor International
We'll compose an original song and film as many locals as possible singing a few words. It'll then be posted online for all to see. Inspiration will come from "Men At Work" to "Megadeath" and everything in between!
Asia - Audrey Williams - TBD
Bungee Bare
We'll be completing a nude bungee jump like the exhibitionists we are. Might not be much to see though!
Asia - Cookie, Boston - DONE
500 Miles of Karaoke
With Asia being the home to Karaoke, we'll be singing "500 miles" by The Proclaimers in as many different venues throughout our trip - the Japanese may create a national holiday for us after this!
Asia - L. Whyte - TBD
Loving You
When we see a single person that seems sad or lonely we'll dedicate 24 hours to becoming that person's best friend and soul mate! We'll eat with them, dance with them, walk, talk and dine with them... sharing the moonlight together and enjoying the sunrise as one (or three)
Asia - Huggerman - DONE
Monastery Position
At least 3 days will be spent by the two of us at a Monastery. We'll immerse ourselves in the Monks culture, observing all their rules and traditions.
Asia - Scot Herd - TBD
In a Spin
Linking hands with a multi-cultural group of people - we'll create a huge human circle and spin round together. Hugging and free love shall be the reward.
Asia - Steve Lewis - TBD
Record Breakers
We'll attempt to set a new world record by completing a three-legged race up to the top of the Tapei 101 building (one of the modern seven wonders of the world) Dedication's all we need… apparently!
Asia - Daniel Gaffney, Owen Gates - TBD
Where's Wally
We're going to have to obtain "Wally" costumes (i.e. woolly jumper and hats) and have our picture taken in numerous places all over beautiful Asia!
Asia - Nicola Green - DONE
Dance Nation
We're going to invent a Dance. We're then going to teach this to other backpackers on our travels. If they do us good and spread the word, we'll gather video footage of other complete strangers doing the same dance in other places all over the world. We'll then create a HUGE international Dance craze video!
Asia - Ian Potter - TBD
Without My Pants
Once we've learned how to say 'without my pants' in the language of every country we visit, we’ll spend one day in each country saying 'without my pants' after everything we say. For example: 'I would like a coffee please, without my pants'
Asia - Laura England - FAILED
Hurricane Hugging
Putting ourselves in the middle of a real storm (the bigger the better), we'll show what it's like to live through Mother Nature's unpredictable temper! Most likely, the audio on this video will only be heard by dogs. Not because of the wind or frightening forces of nature on the camera mics – but more so because we'll be screaming at a higher octave than an 11 year old girl at a Take That concert!
Asia - Xui Ming - Stephen Hutchison - TBD
Scottish Highland Games
We're going to host a far away version of the Scottish Highland Games. Teaching the locals how to "toss their caber" and "throw their hammers" with whatever resources we can muster together.
Asia - Pam Kenny - DONE
High Five!
A continuous challenge throughout our little adventure! We’ve to get at least 101 people to donate £5 each to this site. The money raised goes DIRECTLY to the poorest people we meet on our travels. So... you give £5, a poor kid gets it, said poor kid says thanks to you directly in a little video. How cute!
Asia - Irene Fowle - IN PROCESS
Carry on Columbus
Swimming from the mainland to a secluded island, which we'll colonise and make it our own – we'll invite others to our new "country" and make them live by our rules for a week! Anyone who doesn't, shall be banished!
Asia - Andrew Frame - TBD
Silent Day
To experience a new way of life, we'll spend the whole day in a major city communicating by means of mime only! White face paint, a beret and gloves are compulsory.
Asia - Derek Wilson - DONE
For one day we'll hand our fates over to the roll of the dice. Rolling 2 dice at least once an hour and acting accordingly as per the rules below. Only stopping when every option has been completed at least once.
DICE RULES
2: Have a wrestling match, winner determined by tap-out.Loser is the winners bitch, and must behave like a dog (barking, humping legs etc) for the next 10 mins. Winner leads loser around on a leash.
3:Hail a cab, when asked where you want to go say "Follow that car" pointing to a car of your choice. Follow the car for 10 mins, and then hop out (paying first of course), wherever you are.
4:Hit the nearest clothes shop, choose one item of clothing (male or female) for each other. Buy it and wear it for the rest of the day.
5.One brother performs a song of their choice with appropriate dance moves. The other brother "hats" for coins from passers-by.
6:Both brothers can only move up or down the street by alternately leapfrogging one another - 10 leapfrogs each.
7: Hit the nearest bar, drink a beer at speed. Loser pays.
8: Do some free-running on the nearest available surface, shouting in French.
9: Enter the nearest bar/restaurant, arms around one another and head for the bathrooms without ordering anything.
10: Jump on the nearest public transport and play a game of hide and seek.One brother counts to 50 out loud, the other hides amongst the passengers. When found, the finder shouts: "Found you!". Roles reverse and start again. Continue for 10 minutes then off you get.
11: Pimpin' and Ho'in: One brother is the pimp, the other the ho'. Spend 10 minutes soliciting passersby, 1970s stylee.
12: Walk into the middle of the nearest street, stopping traffic and pretend to be long lost friends who have randomly bumped into one another abroad. Remain in the middle of the road chatting about old times and ignoring the traffic building up either side of you and the drivers. Keep going for as long as you can.
Asia - Daniel Gaffney - DONE
Ass to the Wind
We are to Sky Dive somewhere in Asia. Boring? Well, this dive will be performed as true Scotsmen. Kilt only, no underwear! Och Aye The Noo Jimmeeeeeeeeee!
Asia - Crystal Fife - TBD
Happy Place
Taking as many photographs as we can of people laughing in each country we visit. We'll create a collage and let everyone see where the happiest place on Earth is!
Asia - Neil Maguire - TBA
Dodgy Delicacies
Lindsay will eat anything! (Look at the size of him) Both of us will try the following delicacies in each of the following countries;
China - Hoi Sam (Sea Slug)
Cambodia - Duck Egg With Embryo
Japan - Odori Ebi (Live Prawns!)
Japan - Blow Fish
Vietnam - Durian (A Smelly Fruit)
Cambodia - Fried Spider
Asocena - Stewed Dog Meat
Naturally, more "nasties" will follow!
Asia - Kelly Marshall, Carol Dally, Hermen Scannell, Willie O'Sullivan - IN PROCESS
Music Video
Choosing an appropriate song, we'll create a music video throughout our travels. The final product must involve wearing bikini's and washing a cow. Sexy!
Asia - Angela Cairns - TBD
22. Brand of Brothers
Each brother shall be "branded" by the other! Lindsay is to design Lee’s tattoo and vice-versa. God help us!
Asia - John Casey - TBA
Local View
Steve Curry's very famous picture of 12 year old Afghanistan girl Sharbat Gula, in 1984 led us to try and capture the 101 most captivating female eyes throughout our travels. The end result will be placed on this site in a lovely and enchanting collage.
Asia - Fiona Cunningham - TBD
Cultural Capers
There are hundreds of festivals in Asia, from the beautiful lantern festivals to the fast paced dragon boat races. We'll join in at least 3 of these cultural events.
Asia - Ashley Richard - TBA
Mind Over Very Hot Matter
We'll learn how to and then execute our newly found skills in Fire-Walking. One brother must Moon-Fire-Walk like Michael Jackson. The other brother must show us a fire roll... Belly-rolling over the fire!
Asia - John Simmons - TBD
You Take the High Road As the old Scottish songs says "You take the high road and I'll take the low road and I'll be in Scotland before ye" We’ll test if the high road is slower. We’ll leave the same country from the same departure point and race each other to the same destination in another country. One brother will take the high road and the other, the low.
Asia - Lesley Paul - DONE
Recipe for Good
As we taste numerous cuisines, we'll collect as many local recipes on our travels as possible. On our return we'll submit these in book format to a publisher. Any funds raised will be donated to charity.
Asia - Nicole Robles - TBD
Brokeback and Bareback Animal Mountain
No strangers to dogs, we'll film ourselves riding 101 different animals all over Asia!
Asia - Sean Frew - IN PROCESS
Free Hugs
If you're over in Asia you may see us. We'll be the two drunken Scotsmen holding up signs saying "Hug a Leper for Free". The first brother to get 101 hugs wins and will decide a forfeit for the other.
Asia - Lesley Paul - TBD
English According to Kylie
We'll get day jobs as English teachers and, by the end of class, have all the pupils singing and dancing to Kylie's "Locomotion". We'll offer our own contribution... a verse in Japanese!
Asia - Scott Llewellyn - TBA
Rumble and Tumble in the Jungle
Throughout our travels we're going to keep an eye out for any massive, dense and heavily populated (by beasties) jungle areas. Once located, it's time to put those loin cloths on and aaaaaararararaagh through the jungle!
Asia - Ash Trune - DONE
Lee and Lindsay's Friday Night Takeaway
We’ll spend an entire day, from sunrise to sunset daring and double daring each other to ridiculous and stupid lengths and heights. Each dare must be more stupid and more foolish than the last.
Asia - Grant Henderson - DONE
Snog-a-thon
We'll try (very very hard) to snog 101 girls (tongues and all) all over Asia. We’ll obtain all their names and video each act too! Who's your Daddy!!! (Hopefully not an angry big man!)
Asia - Kat Wilcon (Thank You) - TBD
Fear Fecking Factor
It's no secret that both of us have huge fears of "creepie crawlies". So, we'll be holding a live tarantula, snake and scorpion for a minute each. Each brother will then suggest one more "beastie" for the other brother to hold!
Asia - Mark Forrester - DONE
X Factor International
We'll compose an original song and film as many locals as possible singing a few words. It'll then be posted online for all to see. Inspiration will come from "Men At Work" to "Megadeath" and everything in between!
Asia - Audrey Williams - TBD
Bungee Bare
We'll be completing a nude bungee jump like the exhibitionists we are. Might not be much to see though!
Asia - Cookie, Boston - DONE
500 Miles of Karaoke
With Asia being the home to Karaoke, we'll be singing "500 miles" by The Proclaimers in as many different venues throughout our trip - the Japanese may create a national holiday for us after this!
Asia - L. Whyte - TBD
Loving You
When we see a single person that seems sad or lonely we'll dedicate 24 hours to becoming that person's best friend and soul mate! We'll eat with them, dance with them, walk, talk and dine with them... sharing the moonlight together and enjoying the sunrise as one (or three)
Asia - Huggerman - DONE
Monastery Position
At least 3 days will be spent by the two of us at a Monastery. We'll immerse ourselves in the Monks culture, observing all their rules and traditions.
Asia - Scot Herd - TBD
In a Spin
Linking hands with a multi-cultural group of people - we'll create a huge human circle and spin round together. Hugging and free love shall be the reward.
Asia - Steve Lewis - TBD
Record Breakers
We'll attempt to set a new world record by completing a three-legged race up to the top of the Tapei 101 building (one of the modern seven wonders of the world) Dedication's all we need… apparently!
Asia - Daniel Gaffney, Owen Gates - TBD
Where's Wally
We're going to have to obtain "Wally" costumes (i.e. woolly jumper and hats) and have our picture taken in numerous places all over beautiful Asia!
Asia - Nicola Green - DONE
Dance Nation
We're going to invent a Dance. We're then going to teach this to other backpackers on our travels. If they do us good and spread the word, we'll gather video footage of other complete strangers doing the same dance in other places all over the world. We'll then create a HUGE international Dance craze video!
Asia - Ian Potter - TBD
Without My Pants
Once we've learned how to say 'without my pants' in the language of every country we visit, we’ll spend one day in each country saying 'without my pants' after everything we say. For example: 'I would like a coffee please, without my pants'
Asia - Laura England - FAILED
Hurricane Hugging
Putting ourselves in the middle of a real storm (the bigger the better), we'll show what it's like to live through Mother Nature's unpredictable temper! Most likely, the audio on this video will only be heard by dogs. Not because of the wind or frightening forces of nature on the camera mics – but more so because we'll be screaming at a higher octave than an 11 year old girl at a Take That concert!
Asia - Xui Ming - Stephen Hutchison - TBD
Scottish Highland Games
We're going to host a far away version of the Scottish Highland Games. Teaching the locals how to "toss their caber" and "throw their hammers" with whatever resources we can muster together.
Asia - Pam Kenny - DONE
High Five!
A continuous challenge throughout our little adventure! We’ve to get at least 101 people to donate £5 each to this site. The money raised goes DIRECTLY to the poorest people we meet on our travels. So... you give £5, a poor kid gets it, said poor kid says thanks to you directly in a little video. How cute!
Asia - Irene Fowle - IN PROCESS
Carry on Columbus
Swimming from the mainland to a secluded island, which we'll colonise and make it our own – we'll invite others to our new "country" and make them live by our rules for a week! Anyone who doesn't, shall be banished!
Asia - Andrew Frame - TBD
Silent Day
To experience a new way of life, we'll spend the whole day in a major city communicating by means of mime only! White face paint, a beret and gloves are compulsory.
Asia - Derek Wilson - DONE

