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Catherine Rubino is an author, stand-up performer
and TV comedy writer. She also runs The
Snooze and you may also have noticed that, in a
male-dominated comedy web world, she's a woman. Here
she runs through some of the things to consider when
building a simple site.
Share and enjoy
The point of The
Snooze is simply to share funny stories and ideas.
It started as a letter that I sent to my brother and
sister to tell them the latest news at home, usually
about the tension between my parents and Italian grandmother,
such as 'The Mystery of Grandma's Missing ToeNail Clipper'.
And later when there were more subscribers I re-started
it online.
Work, work, work...
Having a site can involved a lot of archiving. I build
the site on my computer, save it to disk, and then upload
the pages (FTP) to my host server when I feel like it.
So when I write the latest articles, I update the links
on the old pages (especially the index page) and then
load them up replacing the old. If I want something
off I delete it. But, it does get to be a lot of HTML
pages. When organising the site, you want to be smart
and plan ahead. For example, create a separate folder
for images. My current host company offers me 200MB.
I currently use 2-3MB for The
Snooze. 200Mb is a lot!
Backsides, pantylines
I use a host company that offers me web statistics so
I can see who visited, for how long and when. Once I
went in on the 'backside' to see who was reading The
Snooze and what they searched for. I was surprised
to find that a scientist at NASA was searching for 'visible+panty+line'
and had found himself, perhaps slightly disappointed,
reading an old letter sent in by a reader who mentioned
'panty line' for some reason. So, as an experiment,
I made a 'visible panty line' site where you had to
pay $2 to get in and read it. I made $4. But that's
not the point. The point is, now when I go in to see
who's visiting, half of the hits are for that page.
HALF!. So for that reason, I keep on. To have something
online that IS clean fun and free for anyone
well, the other HALF.
Copyrights and Copywrongs
In terms of web comedy, it's got to have funny material
and a clean layout. Photos are really important, provided
they load fast and they're YOURS!!! Using someone else's
photos, could get you into trouble.
One of my writers sent in a hilarious
article and included some photos. That page was
not even up for 15 minutes when the owner of the photos
contacted me, angry that I had infringed on his copyright
and stolen his work. But I didn't know (it's no defence
ed), nor did the writer (neither is that
ed). So I quickly pulled the photos off,
found some ones of old great aunt Harriette (God rest
her soul) and doctored them up in Photoshop. I put her
on a horse named Paddy (who I once rode through Ireland).
So far Paddy hasn't complained. (Copyright laws also
apply to horses Mr ed.)
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