Peter Kay is here!
Peter Kay : Go! Go!
C4 Chat Ed : Way hay! Hello and welcome, let's kick off, shall we?
Peter Kay : Right then, ready when you are.
mogwai1977 : Are you a Bolton fan? Have you been to the game tonight?
Peter Kay : No I'm not. I'm overweight. Mentally scarred by football as a child. I was busy playing off ground tig instead of playing football, or chasing that stray alsatian off the pitch.
Peter Kay chuckles
deadmanjones : Did everybody at The Neptune know what was going on? How did you arrange for the audience, offer them all a bag of pork scratchings and thus bus fare home?
Peter Kay : Noooo, we plied them with half price drinks! They thought the talent show was dreadful.
Gomez : Do you have a cliched anecdote about being 'funny' in the school playground to stop the big boys picking on you?
Peter Kay : No. Forget that. That's crap.
Sanjay : Is it true you are a huge fan of 'The Prodigy'?
Peter Kay : Heh. No! Next.
Peter Kay grins
Neurie : whatw as ya fav part of filming that? being in your home town or the boose?
Peter Kay : Neurie you can't spell for shit :) What's the matter with you man!
totallylovedupSayt : who is your 'comedy hero'
Peter Kay : Harold Shipman.
Sapphron : is it true that you founded Steps?
Peter Kay : I discovered them on Night Fever. They're very talented, aren't they ?
jaysea_303 : Peter, whats your opinion on the rascist allegation recently launched at the Ali G character?
Peter Kay : Er, haven't really got one. I just think he's very very very funny.
X-MAN : would you consider posing for playboy?
Peter Kay : I already have.
Rokket : What do you think of all the top class Stand-up comedians like Lee Evans?
Peter Kay : That's a crap question!
cash : Would Peter like to see himself as the next Bond Villian?
Peter Kay : Hargh hargh hargh. YES! DEFINITELY! What a GREAT question!
jaysea_303 : if you were featured in a celebrity death match, who would be your ideal opponent?
Peter Kay : General Pinochet.
Krisarino : Peter, do you have any personal experience of performing in working men's clubs and was this the inspiration for tonight's spoof?
Peter Kay : Er... yes... and yes.. :) On Saturday night I am playing what used to be Bernard Manning's world famous Embassy Club in Manchester.
Fitz : Will you go out with my Mum for a night?
Peter Kay : Er, has she seen the Graduate?
Peter Kay grins
Peter Kay : Tell Mrs Robinson I'm engaged.
DavidLees : What effect did The Prodigy have on your new show? Are there any Prodge songs featured?
Peter Kay : No, no and no. Nooooooo.
Damon1 : how long did it take you to write the series then
Peter Kay : Errr, six months. With two fantastic writers, and best friends, Dave Spikey (the compere in tonight's episode) and Neil Anthony (in episode 4, the arena).
Gomez : Which character in the series is most 'you'?
Peter Kay : Patrick O'Neil, in next week's episode! 'Eyes Down', it's called. I'm basically playing myself as I did when I used to work at a bingo hall. In Bolton.
jaysea_303 : what was your last job before being a comediane
Peter Kay : Cinema usher. I used to rip tickets, and tell people the ends of films when they were coming in.
Peter Kay grins
Peter Kay : For example, Bruce Willis is a ghost at the end of Sixth Sense.
Crys : ARGH, I haven't seen that!!
Banzai Barber III : Awwww man! I haven't seen that yet!
Jonathan : now that is EVIL
Banzai Barber III : Does Peter remember his old music teacher Mr. Bottomley? He was our teacher and says he remembers you.
Peter Kay : I do too! Tell him to give me a ring, I want to learn the piano and I'm serious! I'm getting married next year and I want it to be a surprise.
C4 Chat Ed : phew blowing away some 'Peter Kay MYths' tonight...
cash : Does Peter see himself appearing in films or writing/making film
Peter Kay : I hope so. As my sister needs a new central heating system...
ianm : do you get people approaching you and suggesting jokes you can use?
Peter Kay : Yes, all the time. Got any?
foolish : do people mistake you for george dawes but with hair?
Peter Kay : No... they mistake me for the late, great Alf Roberts.
DavidLees : Have you ever ridden a camel?
Peter Kay : No.
Gomez : Do your family own Kay's catalogue?
Peter Kay : Yes.
Nick-Boogie : Has Peter Kay killed anyone like the Krays?
Peter Kay : Dear Nick-Boogie, we've had a whip-round, and we've got your life.
ERV2000 : Saying that Bruce Willis is a ghost, just saved me 8.50 at the cinema, do I make the cheque payable to Peter Kay.
ianm : in your opinion, who's the most famous person you've met
Peter Kay grins at Erv
Peter Kay : Ian... erm... Yoda.
Pople : Why were you so crap in the Sunday Show and suddenly come up with something as subtle and clever as this?
Peter Kay : Erm, because I was getting more money? No, no :) Only as far as we reach can we grow...
Peter Kay chuckles to himself
Tobes79 : Were you a fan of Bullseye? - i bet you know someone who won the speedboat
Peter Kay : I LOVED Bullseye!
Banzai Barber III : It's true: Sunday ISN'T Sunday without a bit of Bully!
Peter Kay : 'Don't worry, you're not going away empty-handed, you've got your Brass Tankards and your Bendy Bullies!'
Peter Kay giggles
Peter Kay : Jesus, thanks Jim, there's us thinking we'd lost !
Applejack : Is playing characters just dressing up for adults?
Peter Kay : That's a bit deep! Go out, kiss a girl!
foolish : do you dress up when you're not on stage? *nudge nudge*
Peter Kay : Yes don't we all
Peter Kay : ?
Peter Kay : Otherwise we'd all be walking around naked?
GREGGYBABY : PETER! I'M GREG SCOTT - THIS'LL IMPRESS YOU - I'M THE WARM UP MAN FOR COUNTDOWN!!! (HONEST!) HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF HOSTING A GAME SHOW???
Peter Kay : I'd LOVE to host a game show! Anybody, any offers! I used to do the warmup for Parkinson. It's not easy... stick with it, old friend!!!
christian : Can you do my KIDS PARTY?
Peter Kay : What's the date?
Peter Kay grins
C4 Chat Ed : That's it. Peter's off. Thanks for coming in. There'll be another live chat soon. Keep you posted.
Peter Kay : I have to give my girlfriend a lift home, she's working at Boots in the morning!
C4 Chat Ed : Night night.
Peter Kay : Thanks everyone, take care....!
Peter Kay : Lots of love from...
Peter Kay : me.
Peter Kay : xx
Bad Jim : bye for now
Chev : cheers!
IRISH BLOKE : SALUT PETER
Gomez : PS Your bum looks big in that
antonin : tara
JAKE : taraa!!
DavidLees : Prodigy rock!!
ianm : cheers dude, later
jamjar : see ya!
Rem56 : See yer
Peter Kay leaves the room
