Harry Hill : Hi everyone :)
Sam Badger : If you could have anyone appearing in your show to 'sing', who would it be and singing what?
Harry Hill : Err it would be... Roger Moore sings The Beatles... 'and I love herrrrrr'...
PUSSY : HARRY-WHAT IS THE FASCINATION WITH BADGERS?
Harry Hill : It's not a fascination, it's solely a working relationship, in that they're contracted to do a job... erm, unhappily too often said job is left undone, and Owl's brought in to cover.
Harry Hill carries on singing : 'And I love herrrrr'
Susie : how do you cope with being a comic genious - is it hard?
Harry Hill chuckles: Erm... what I tend to do is... discharge any static electricity by wallpapering my lounge with household aluminium foil.
This reduces pressure buildup.
Lee 0871 : Do you eat all your greens?
Harry Hill : Do i what?? heheh, er yes.
But what I tend to do is combine them with yellow food, such as swede to make blues.
And then I sing them, instead of eating them.
Gyron : How did you come up with Burt's 'Mr. Hen' song?
Harry Hill : Well. He found that it helped him to remember what he was supposed to be doing, ie., catching a chicken, often it is useful to use songs in this way. For example, the National Anthem - see show 8 (hasn't gone out yet)!
Roper : What do you want for christmas? hm hm hm?
Harry Hill : A puppy!
Lee 0871 : my puppy is ill at the moment any suggestions to make it better
Harry Hill : Erm, ooh dear that's a bit tragic isn't it. Say these magic words... 'puppy puppy better better'.
Scully : Harry, do you believe in fate?
Harry Hill : Err... no. But I do believe that if you tread on a crack in the pavement there is certainly a risk of back injury.
ChimpBoy : Where can i find a Stouffer puppet, I want one!! Are they for sale anywhere?
Harry Hill : Well they're not for sale because Stouffer doesn't like puppets... and there is a plan to market them in fact but we haven't got round to it yet. Maybe in the future...
Lee 0871 : have you got new characters planned
Harry Hill : Well - for the rest of the series? I can't think of any offhand... lemme think... well, no. Not yet. I suppose.
Harry Hill grins: But I have for series three...
Wednesday : can you play any instruments?
Harry Hill sings : Yep. I can play the big bass drum, the big bass drum, the big bass drum...
Roper : Who is/was your comic idol?
Harry Hill scratches his head: Well I spose it'd have to be Steve Bowditch... the Deptford-based racconteur...
kingring : when are you next performing live?
Harry Hill : I have a tour planned for May - May 6th I think is the first date - 25 day tour, tickets advertised very soon - where do you live, kingring?
kingring : london
Harry Hill : Oh well I'm doing the Theatre Royal, Drury Lane on the 23rd May... I believe...
Susie : Any advice on how to make a cup of tea? My dad says I'm useless!
Harry Hill : OK. Here we go. Where do you live, Susie?
Susie : Dundee
Harry Hill : So that's probably soft water... boil water, in kettle. Pour onto teabags in pot. Must be pot. Must be boiling. Put cosy on. Take off head, put on pot. Allow to stand for four minutes. Sit down for four minutes... da daaa... and add milk. To cup. Pour in tea. Only experience will tell you how much milk to use. The crucial thing is to get to know your teapot.
Oscardog : Are you going into pantomime, or maybe Shakespeare?
Harry Hill : Well. I've never been asked, before. But I accept your offer.
Wednesday : what's your favourite TV programme? apart from your own of course!
Harry Hill : I think it is, at the moment, the Cilla Black one where they torture the kids, Family at War, oh er I mean Moment of Truth.
PUSSY : WHAT DO U THINK OF THE MILLENNIUM DOME?
Harry Hill : I think the problem with it is there's very little in way of storage space, so if was up to me... my first job would be to put some shelves up. But because it's a Dome, they would have to be freestanding units. Which, as you know, are not economically the best answer. And as the dome is coming in at 750 Million pounds already, this additional shelving may well push it way over budget.
Wednesday : What's your motto?
Harry Hill : Life's an Egg, Peel it and Eat it, But make Sure you Boil It First.
Goose long neck : WHATS YOUR FAVOURITE HOT DRINK?
Harry Hill : Cola.
Wednesday : Have you ever seen a ghost?
Harry Hill : No. But I have worked with Nana Hill which was the next best thing.
X_LOGIC : Do you have any home remedies for a headache as asprin doesn't work
Harry Hill : Yep. Take a size two drill bit... drill hole. Place aspirin in hole. This way it can work directly on the brain.
volatile : Harry-what made you stop the medical profession and head towards comedy?
Harry Hill : Oo God... how long have you got?
rooti : is stoofa litter trained?
Harry Hill : Well... he says so... but either he's not litter-trained, or there's another cat living in the house. Of course the most easy animal to litter-train are the Wombles.
Gyron : Have you ever thought of being in the movies?
Harry Hill : well-l-l... yes-s-s... I was sent a script for the film '2001 Space Oddysey' but I realised that this film has already been made.
James : What are the badgers going to do next?
Harry Hill : Well they're writing their own show, Badger 2000, and Gary is said to be interested.
filsmosh : Have you got a camel?
Harry Hill : Yes. But don't tell the warden.
James : What are the badgers going to do next?
Harry Hill : Well they're writing their own show, Badger 2000, and Gary is said to be interested.
Wednesday : Which celeb do you think deserves the 'Harry Hill Coolness Award?
Harry Hill thinks: whowoulditbe, whowoulditbe... Moira Stewart. (because she can stand on one leg and Speak The News.) (Although admittedly at different times.)
Bill Buck : I like little Gareth Southgate badger, who`s you favourite??!!!
Harry Hill : Bill - my favourite is... Barbara Streisand-badger. Although so far we've not ever met.
JiMmYbOy : whats your favorite way to serve chops?
Harry Hill : Any way is a good way, but boiled...in vinegar...and stored in straw for the winter makes a lovely Spring Salad.
Webmaster : Do you starch your collar?
Harry Hill : I don't starch my collar, I starch my neck.
cpim : How did you first meet the controller of channel 4?
Harry Hill : He saw me at the Edinburgh Festival and hated it. But had a space. Late on Friday night. And no-one else would do it. But we are now firm friends.
Wednesday : What education did you get?
Harry Hill : Standard British New-Modern. Two parts Maths to three parts Othello, one part Punishment, and four parts Swimming.
C4 Chat Ed : Thanks everyone for coming in...Harry has to go now! There'll be another chat soon... Bye!
Harry Hill : Thanks for taking part.
Don't let them know that we're normal.
Harry Roy Hill xxxx
