Chat Ed : Welcome to this evening's BO SELECTA chat with AVID MERRION.
Dj Tom : hi avid
goose : hello to you
Maggiore : I love Avid
Avid Fan : Hi avid
proper_bo : this is proper bo'
gravyboy : Hell-bo
Craig David : craaig daaavid!
RoThiSePh : lol 8)
Avid Merrion : Hello to you and thank you please for watching! If you have fun for watching me I like it!
Avid Merrion laughs
Avid Merrion : 900 of you!
disco dee : r u really a true ginger
Avid Merrion laughs
Avid Merrion : I am ginger all over my body, even in the cockle shell bay. I am ginger and proud! Do you think ginger is bad?
kamranahmed : avid, has any stars approached you angry by what you say about them or your impressions?
Avid Merrion : My impressions? I don't do the impressions with the mask it is somebody else. I go to the TV Quick awards. I know it's not Heat magazine but it tells you what is on TV! I don't say bad about celebrities. If you say bad stuff they won't be on your programme, yeah?
Oliver : Have you ever had a relationship with a real person?
Avid Merrion : Umm... I had a great relationship with my Mother when she was alive and now I have a great relationship with Ozzie downstairs - we drink vodka and have a great time. We play all the games - Kerplunk, Operation - he can leave any time he wants, but he doesn't. He feels like he is back in his mother's womb. I am like a hamster, all nice and warm. I am rubbish to keep animals anyway though.
liam : Do you have something against Craigs?, cos I am a craig?
Avid Merrion : I don't have anything about Craigs, he is my favourite, apart from Jade of course.
Mintsauce : Which Hollywood star would you most like to get close to Avid?
Avid Merrion : Kirsten Dunst from Spider-Man, she has a beautiful touch! She is lovely.
StevenThe Squirrel : has anyone you portray been offended?
Avid Merrion : I don't portray anybody, it's somebody else with the masks! I am the man with the red hair. It's somebody else with the masks, I promise!
TheMoff : Avid, if you could replace Craig in your closet with any A List Hollywood superstar, who would it be?
Avid Merrion : Hmmm... I have a different fixation every week. It could be Sharon Stone, Rachel Leigh Cook - she is the beautiful. I want to meet Kylie Minogue so bad. I know she is not Hollywood but I love her.
lou n kirst : DID LISA TRARBUCK HIT YOU REALLY HARD / CUS YOURE STILL WEARING THE NECK BRACE
Avid Merrion laughs
Avid Merrion : I can tell you the truth. I wanted to meet her on the show. I phoned her agent. She said she will really whoop your ass this time. She has good legs in trousers though. I am watching Ricky Gervais - diamond geezer! I am going to take the piss out of him big time!
Phil : Being a bit of a stalker, you know, a bit weird, do you fell at home on the internet?
Avid Merrion : I don't think I am a stalker. Anyone who feels at home doing a webchat and feels at home is a bit strange. Celebrities are a bit strange.
David 1 : do you think Ricky Grevais is funny?
Avid Merrion : Yes, I think he is beautiful. He thinks he is nasty, but I don't think he really is. I would like to go on his programme, oh yes.
Adrian : How did you get the Leeds/Barnsley accent so perfect for Craig David? Have you spent time living there or have you overdosed on viewings of the film: 'Kez'?
Avid Merrion : I don't DO the masks! I don't do it! Bo selecta! I can't do it. I don't play the characters, it's somebody else.
Sarahxx : Who would win in a fight between you and Borat?
Avid Merrion : He is very nice. I don't do a fight. Fighting is rubbish.
broomy : you have alot of body hair. do you eat anything special in your diet to keep it so thick?
Avid Merrion laughs and laughs
Avid Merrion : Yes. I eat egg fried rice you can put in microwaves. You put it in plastic sacks. Uncle Ben - he is a bloody genius!
vanilla ice : is that really avid or some fat guy at channel 4 pretending to be him with the dodgy accent?
Avid Merrion : No, it is anattractivee sounding girl, with a warped sense of humour!
Avid Merrion laughs and laughs
Jenny : Avid what did you love so much about Jade? as you were her biggest fan!!!
Avid Merrion : Ohhh... The truth is, I thought she was being persecuted by the media. I have met her, and I don't want to speak my dirty love in her anymore because that's bad. And umm...only the people that have met her in real life know this. I hope she gets her own chat show with her Mother - that would make the most amusing chat show ever.
Pad : Leigh, sorry Avid, will you be doing a live tour in the future?
Avid Merrion : Hmm... A tour? What does this mean? I probably will be following Liberty X on tour and I will be following them.
Propa_BO : Avid - How did you break your neck?
Avid Merrion : Liza Tarbuck! I did not break it. It is hurt really bad. I can take it off but then it hurts really bad. I took it off to go to the Hollyoaks party. She is very bad, Terri Dwyer that is, I still like her, she is fab and lovely. She told me I had to stop kissing my Mum.
Chat Ed : That's it! Thanks for coming and talking to us Avid and thanks for all your questions everyone.
shagg : thankyou please!
Jon Con : Thank you please, Avid.
Jenny : bye Avid XxxxxxxXXXXXx
Avid Merrion : Thank you, please.
ixnay : see u m8
Georgey : thanks muchly avid
Trev : Proper Bo!
RoadKill : We love you Avid.>br>
big john : cheers mate
craig david : that was proper bo
allsoppy : bye avid , take it easy
keith : bye avid
KrazyDawg : good luck avid
Avid Merrion : Next week we are slightly later at 11:10pm because of a double bill of bloody Friends! Thank you please. You are my friends! Goodbye.
Avid Merrion waves
Avid Merrion leaves the room
