C4 Chat Ed : Morning Johnny. Morning Liza
Johnny Vaughan : Morning all
Liza Tarbuck : moring guys
TurboCharlie : webmasters in his cloths.....aw bless him
BUNTY : liza well done for the great job u have been doing
HatKing : hi lisa
Spenny : hi
TurboCharlie : we how do yall
comedown queen : Hi to ya both
C4 Chat Ed : Ok guys, here's the first question of the morning...
comedown queen : You've known each other ten years, how did you meet?
Liza Tarbuck : We've known each other longer than ten years... it's 14 years! Johnny Vaughan : I used to share a flat with Liza's brother.
C4 Chat Ed : was he tidy around the house?
Johnny Vaughan : I was in charge of hygiene
wardy : lol
Johnny Vaughan : :)
bernard1 : Johnny and Liza always seem to be sipping coffee and nibling croissants, are they tucking in to fried eggs and black puddings behind the cameras?
Johnny Vaughan : That's what we eat during the show, we snack and pick.
Mark C : Do you think that REFLEKTOR will now be a success as predicted by Fergie's Phsycic ?
Johnny Vaughan : I haven't heard enough of their music to say really! They have to get rid of Fergie...a stage they need to go through.
C4 Chat Ed : Liza...
Little One : What's your earliest memory?
Liza Tarbuck : Are you mad!!!! What a question to ask at 9am!... sand dunes in Blackpool
Johnny Vaughan : Little one, I always read your forum postings, thank you for your support!
Matt B : Johnny - love to mullit - How do you chill out after a show?
Johnny Vaughan : I get stuck in traffic with Keith our driver...who's a swinger, he tells me about the vibrant scene in Harpingdon, that never fails to put me to sleep :)
bighead : my mum is a swinger
Johnny Vaughan : She should call Keith!
Guile : About that bloke Ed, your boss... Any of his previous 'aquaintences' found embedded in concrete ?
Johnny Vaughan : Yes...Ed is the unsung hero of the show. I know he gets a lot of flack on the web, but he manages to control 10 hours of live TV every week.
C4 Chat Ed : Is he standing over you?
Johnny Vaughan : And...for the same money as they used to spend on 20 minutes of Noels House Party. When you weigh that up you CAN only respect the man!
C4 Chat Ed : This is for both of you...
Hank_Handsome : if you could choose one person to be stuck in a lift with, who would it be and why?
Liza Tarbuck : George Martin, because he's tall and interesting...and doesn't dribble.
Johnny Vaughan : Genghis Khan, because it would be funny to see the Khan trapped and powerless in a lift.
Kylie : Liza - How do you cope working with Johnny?
Liza Tarbuck : Very strictly...I have to be very strict with him because he does love to chat. There is never ever a dull moment. Even now he's got out a gourd and is shaking it.
bighead : Jonny do you really like strongbow or just do the adverts for money
Johnny Vaughan : I find Strongbow the ultimate drink, and with 5.6% alcohol, 20 cans of that and you will have to carry me home.
squirrel : What wine should I drink with Red Squirrel?
Liza Tarbuck : We advise a pudding wine, squirrel is very sweet.
HatKing : Lisa whos your fav crew member
Liza Tarbuck : John Mac...grandfather breakfast.
MrNoo : I feel a bit sorry for you john as every time you try to do something wild and funny, the man in your ear tells you to 'GET ON WITH IT' I think he needs a can of Red Bull
Johnny Vaughan : He needs a can of red squirrel!!
MrNoo : lol
Johnny Vaughan : It's not a man in my ear, it's a he-she called Nigel.
Super Blues : How long is Mutton Chops going on for, I have a fantastic picture of Rick Huxley, (DC5), my dad, with beauties!!! Can I send it in when I get it??
Johnny Vaughan : Yes you can! Mutton chops like bull dogs are viewer driven items, they send the photos in, we put them on. Are you enjoying the crew vcs as much as I am? Does anyone miss vital stats?
Sk8_grrrl : LIZA-MY DAD WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU'VE GOT A BOYFRIEND?
Liza Tarbuck : No I haven't. I've got boyfriends...I need a group of men :)
DrGroovyBaby! : Liza - Did you always want to be a TV presenter?
Liza Tarbuck : No.
brooner : Liza I havn't watched the show for ages but you and johnny are great the rapor between the two of you is great i hope youare going to be on the show long term?
Liza Tarbuck : I leaving on the midnight train to Georgia.
CMCSpectre : Both - Whos your favourite muppet from the muppet show?
Johnny Vaughan : Animal..
Liza Tarbuck : I love Waldorf.
Johnny Vaughan : I also like Linton...
cabbage : gonzo's my favorite!
pika : Is there a hierachy in the staff canteen ? Dues jonny always get to go first ?
Johnny Vaughan : No...Mat Mills goes first.
Noizup : can any of you play an instrument?
Liza Tarbuck : I can murder "A Horse With No Name' on guitar.
Johnny Vaughan : I'm grade six on the violin (theory).
Kylie : Do eithier if you have any wierd habits?
Liza Tarbuck : Several.
Johnny Vaughan : I always scratch my nuts whilst I'm brushing my teeth.
ShakyJake : Jonny, i doubt this will get through to you , but, how did you manage yesterday to handle so 'professionally' when that guy was 'flyin' low?'. I could see you bursting to make at least one comment, it was like that episode of Friends when Chandle cant rip the piss out of the others..............how did you manage it........genius!!
Johnny Vaughan : Sheer bloody professionalism gained through 20 years in the business!
Little One : lol
disco dan : is richard randall a professional, or is he some guy you met in a pub?
Johnny Vaughan : Neither, he's an amateur with a professional bent.
C4 Chat Ed : ok one for both of you...
MikeE : if you had to donate a part of your body to charity, which part?
Johnny Vaughan : I have a small veruca on my right toe...
Liza Tarbuck : My left buttock.
Braund : Who is the most fussy guest u have ever had and why ?
Johnny Vaughan : Art Malik, he deserves his own section in any guest from hell book.
Electro : Jonny - Are you ever going to start wearing normal shirts? Liza - What do you think of Jonnys shirts? denise hated them!
Liza Tarbuck : I suggested tank tops...but he won't have it.
Johnny Vaughan : Denise didn't hate them she stole 30 before she left.
neilemma : when do you goto the loo? do you hold on 7-9 or go for a quicky in the break?
Johnny Vaughan : Our chairs in the french window have built in cisterns :)
LifeStartsAt7 : Are you actualy going to go to the Millennium dome did you get tickets for the 1st of Jan?
Johnny Vaughan : No...
Liza Tarbuck : No.
Kingstonian : JV what do you dream about?
Liza Tarbuck : I dream of cats on their hind legs, swinging.
Johnny Vaughan : I wake so suddenly, I don't really have dreams.
LifeStartsAt7 : How do you think up charecters like Ray Whitly and Noline Bornaman?
Johnny Vaughan : Ed and the team think up the competitions we run them through a few times and the characters find themselves.
Liza Tarbuck : We draw the line mime.
Jason W : q for both: if you ran for mayor of london and won..what would be the first thing you'd do ?
Johnny Vaughan : War on dog shit!!
Liza Tarbuck : More lipstick on old ladies...they must bother.
lush_M : liza, have you made any big cock ups yet?
Liza Tarbuck : Plenty thank you :)
Fisherman Pete : Johnny, I have trouble getting up early, but my job requires it, what do you suggest?
Johnny Vaughan : Early nights, increase salt in diet...juice in the morning and the knoweldge between 7-9 you get the best bloody show of the day.
C4 Chat Ed : liza, one for you...
TreborMint : What song does your mobile phone play
Liza Tarbuck : Nothing, it's just a straight forward ring, I don't know how to work it!
toastie : Liza - I've just dyed my hair red and its come out orange. Any tips about how I can get rid of it quick?
Liza Tarbuck : Shave it and send me a picture.
Bizzo : Johnny, DO you really dislike the Germans?
HatKing : I'm moving to Germany
Johnny Vaughan : Let me clear my attitude to the Germans. It's very similar to your attitude to that perfect cousin, every family has. In the family of Europe they are that cousin. But lets not forget what they were up only 50 years ago...Leopard/spots, know what I mean.
ting : To both, If you could invite anyone in the world on the BB, who would that be?
Johnny Vaughan : John Peel
Liza Tarbuck : I've yet to meet anyone who impresses me apart from Ed our leader, who is standing over me with a cattle prod.
dudleybird : liza who do you fancy most?
Liza Tarbuck : I don't even have a crush at the moment, it renders me barren.
Mr G : What does Linton do ?
Johnny Vaughan : He's in charge of monitors. He's the monitor monitor.
nicko : Both: what's your favourite night out?
Liza Tarbuck : Last Friday
Johnny Vaughan : The next one...
Schmooze Loser : in fighting has broken out amongst at least 180 of us! help! answer more questions!!
JOHNY : Johnny have you ever had a secret crush on a member of the cru?
Johnny Vaughan : Yes...but I don't want Sturdy to know
Noizup : LOL
C4 Chat Ed : Thanks guys. That was really great! Don't forget the Big Breakfast forum and we'll be having more live chats soon.
Johnny Vaughan : Thank you to everyone for joining us this morning, you keep us in touch. Bye all!
Liza Tarbuck : Bye everyone, we will try and do this at least once a month, if only to hear from Krook.
DrGroovyBaby! : Bye Bye Johnny and Liza!
Noizup : Thanx guys...it's been great
bighead : Bye Johnny and Liza
Electro : SEE YA JONNY!!!!!!! SEE YA LIZAAAAAA
Noizup : Thanx guys...it's been great
Braund : Bye guys
Krook : I FANCY ED!
JOHNY : c u tomorrow
Little One : Keep It Real!
Wozzie : have a nice brekkie :O)
Mrs Vaughan : Bye Johnny and Liza - you make my life start at 7!
Deathfromabove : bye
disco dan : bye bye, keep up the good work
Xanthe : See ya, would wanna be ya!
Bizzo : great!!!!
Paul_Gascoigne : bye
Imack : Toodle pip
disco dan : top drawer
Kirkley Al : Thanks for everthing
kellymaivia : bye guys
jules26 : Bye - you keep me smiling every morning
Johnny Vaughan leaves the room
Liza Tarbuck leaves the room
