Gail Porter : Good Morning I've arrived!
Chat Ed : Morning Gail, here we go then...
petal : Would you like to stay on as a full time presenter Gail?
Gail Porter : I would love to and I think you've got a lovely name!
dougalreal : Gail does Johnnny doing his 'Scottish' accent bug you?
Gail Porter : Absolutely not! I think it's hilarious - not bad for a southener!
Ian : gail,what were Cypress Hill like?
Gail Porter chuckles
Gail Porter : They were very very relaxed!
Gail Porter laffs
DJ_FEAR : are you really on here or is it just some fat spotty geeky bloke answering your question???
Chat Ed grins
Gail Porter : It's definitely me!!! Everyone here will vouch for it!!!
Stephen : Your show dotcomedy started last Friday. Are you a fan of the internet or are u still a novice?? Great show by the way!!
Gail Porter : Thanks very much Stephen. Yes I am a fan of the internet but at the moment I'm having a love/hate relationship with my computer!
Dr Love : OK, Hi gail, how are ya?? how did you find that experience with Ali-G, you looked dead embarassed
sarah : Hi gail i thought u handled ali g very well
Gail Porter : Well Dr Luuuurve! I actually found it very very funny - I was a little bit embarrassed, but I was also trying to stifle my laughter!!!
Gail Porter : Thanks Sarah by the way! : )
SMILERY2K : what was ali g like after da ali g show???
Gail Porter : e was well wicked man! Very intelligent doesn't look like ali g at all!
IainRFC : Gail would you ever like to be a character in starwars if so what character would you most like to be?
Gail Porter : I would love to be Princess Leia or Yoda!!!
yoda : hi gail
Gail Porter : hi yoda!!!
Laney : Gail: What are your future career plans... any new projects in the pipeline?
dougalreal : Are you going to try your hand at the acting lark?
cosmok : Hi Gail, are you much of a singer, or is your voice best left in the bathroom?
Gail Porter : Cosmok - definitely my vioce is best left in the bathroom! I'm doing a movie at the end of the year called The Great Bear. I've got more Dotcomedy's coming up and a few other plans that I can't really talk about just yet... and a part time bar job!!!
Katiemorrison : Gail, if you were not presenting what do you think you would be doing?
Gail Porter : I'd be working as a waitress in a cocktail bar... (cue the song!)
James Martin : Gail, I was wondering, how as a presenter do you cope when everything goes topsy turvy? Or do you improvise?
Gail Porter : erm... when things go topsy turvy you go topsy turvy with it and hope for the best and go with it! It's only my pride y'know going out the window!!!
Nigel : What prompted the wicked haircut that you have ?? ... nice by the way!
steve planson : i hope you don't mind me saying you are the sexiest woman on t.v with the most beautiful eyes, sorry i know its been said before but i thought i'd put my twopennies worth
Gail Porter : A change of image! I was getting bored of having long hair. Steve thank you very much I got my eyes from a bargain bin in Woolworths!
Stephen : Gail, u are a genius in the TV world (fact) Who else do u admire??
Gail Porter : I admire Liza Tarbuck and of course Johnny Vaughan!
baz : how come sometimes there's you, and sometimes there's Donna Air? Do you find that people compare you to her because of this?
Gail Porter : Erm... I suppose people will compare us because we are doing the same time slot in the programme but it's not about comparison. We are both just doing our job and it's just the way things have worked out.
DeepTech : Gail, how did you get into the TV business (I hope that hasn't already been asked, but I am actually supposed to be working and can't keep checking the screen).
jmah : Gail any tips on becoming a presenter?
Gail Porter : I got into the TV business by working behind the scenes for a long time by making lots of coffees and running lots of errands, but I was very determined... my tips are, if you are deteremined to become a presenter then go for it! And DeepTech GET BACK TO WORK!!!
Chat Ed chuckles
Gail Porter : I hope you're not a traffic controller!
boxerless : if u had to choose!, J.vaughan, j.ball, j.depp or me who would it be??????
Gail Porter : Well boxerless I haven't met you so I suppose it would have to be Mr Vaughan!
Marc : Gail, do you have an official website?
Gail Porter : I'm afraid I don't have one yet . . but I've heard there are a loy of unofficial ones about! But I am working on an official one.
petal : Gail, are you taking David back to your tent now? If not, can I have him?
Gail Porter : Petal I would LOVE to take him back to my tent but I think he's running scared!!!!
max : if u got your eyes from woolworths,, i would love to know where to get the rest of u from!!!
Gail Porter : Max I got my legs from Somerfield Gail Porter : Feet from Londis, and the rest is a mish mash of things that I made out of papier mache!
Nickhome : Has johhny ever got on your nerves so bad that you wanted to hit him
Gail Porter : Johnny could never ever get on my nerves!
Simple Simon : Gail, i'll design you web page for you if you want, i'm very cheap I've been told *g*
steve planson : it must have taken a lot of nerve to go naked as you did, what made u do it
spotty : Gail, do you regret the photo on westminster?
Gail Porter : Thanks for the cheap website offer but I've actually got one : )
Gail Porter : I was very warm in the studio!!!
Gail Porter : I absolutely don't regret it! There aren't many people who can say they have had their bottom on the front of Parliament!
Nigel : If you could wave a magic wand ... what would be the one thing that you do ?
Gail Porter : The usual like world peace and happiness but I'm going to go for that stuff that Kevin Sapcey was smoking in American Beauty!!! I'll have some of that!
Chat Ed chuckles
Richie : If given a chance what you go up into space on holiday?
jonathan1972 : hello gail,where would your favorite holiday desstination be
Gail Porter : Sure why not! I'd be doing that if I was smoking the Kevin Spacey stuff!
Gail Porter : Favourite holiday destination...well...I just love travelling so anywhere really. I recently went to the Maldives and that was beautiful.
Audio : Gail, will you come and live on my desert island?
Gail Porter : Sure Audio but I'm a bit busy at the minute! I'll get back to you on that one!
TALK 2 ME! : GAIL I LOVE YOU
Gail Porter laughs
Gail Porter : Thank you very much! I'm sure I'd love you too!
Nicko : What has been your best moment working in television Gail?
Gail Porter : Everything has been brilliant I can't pick a best one! Sad but true!
jubilee jones : hey gail, who are your heros?
Gail Porter : Wonderwoman and Batman! And Little and Large, and the Krankees! And Bob Carolgees and Spit the Dog
RichardWelch : Gail what do you like to watch on TV
Gail Porter : mmm... South Park , Alan Partridge... anything funny really and documentaries
Nicky : How did you get the job on the Big Breakfast?
Gail Porter : I don't really know I turned up as a guest at New Year and I've been hiding behind a radiator in the store cupboard and they just can't get rid of me!!!
MrLoverMan : Whats the first thing you do in the morning????
Gail Porter : Switch off my alarm clock Mr Loverman - what's the first thing you do!
south_africa : I love Gail
Gail Porter laughs
Gail Porter : Aaaww
top bloke : what music do you listen to?
Gail Porter : Well top bloke I listen to the Foo Fighters, The Doves, Led Zepplin, Death in Vegas and Rage Against the Machine and Radiohead.
littlepinkstar : Is it true u are gonna marry Keith Flint?? (can I be a bridesmaid, still got a dress from my sisters wedding if cost is a worry!!!) lol
Gail Porter : littlepinkstar - I ain't gettin' married to nobody!! Keep the bridesmaids dress and wear it to Denise and jay's wedding!
top bloke : If there is a one person dead or alive you would love to meet who whould it be?
Gail Porter : I would love to meet Judy Garland and go out on the piss!
Stephen : Gail, the rumour on the net is that you, donna, johnny, liza and the crew are leaving to start your own commune in South America. Any truth??
Gail Porter laughs
Gail Porter : Of course it's not in South America!!! It's in Bethnal Green!
south_africa : Gail I love u
JamesW : I LOVE YOU GAIL DONT GO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
Tom Parker : BYE GAIL!!!
Lockett y2k : Gail will u marry me??
Gachuk : cya gail!
Katiemorrison : BYE GAIL
Gail Porter : Thanks very much everybody
Gail Porter : If you ever capture the A-Team don't lock them in a room with lots of tools and equipment!!!
Gail Porter : Thank you very much! Byeeee
Audio : Take care, Good Luck
JamesW : cya
jmah : see ya love thanx for answering me qns
Morgan : SEE YA GAIL
spotty : have fun !
Gail Porter : Thank you very much!
Gail Porter : Byeeee
Gordon : LOL GAIL I LOVE YOU
Kate : o0o0o the crack commandos
will17 : bye gail
Gail Porter : Big kisses and a big bowl of cherries!
Gail Porter : xxxxx
Gail Porter leaves the room
