Chat Ed : Morning :)
Liza : Hi everyone!
Johnny : Hello everyone!
Guitar_freak : Hi Johnny and Liza!
Dawnie : hi liza & johnny
Chat Ed : Right - here's your first question coming up...
Buffy : I love watching the big breakfast the chemistry between u both is very powerful do u have to work on that or does it come naturally
Liza : We're all mates
Liza : Sorry old mates!
Caz2000 : Johnny: Have u thought of any names yet for your son/daughter? and Do u know what it is?
Johnny : Don't know what it is. Think it's cheating to find out in advance. Life has few genuine surprises this will be one. But as I said before - if it's a boy Courtney, if it's a girl Courtney.
Chat Ed : hehe
cam : Hi Liza, I think you are great on the show, but I read your interview in the Telegraph that you would like to return to acting when your contract is up with BB, when is it up and do you want act on TV then?
Liza : I want to act yes. I can't remember when it's up I think it's the end of August. I'll just see what happens really. Watch this space!
andy : Johnny, Is it true you met your wife in a video store?
Johnny : Yes it is! More of a private adult shop! Just kidding! ;)
Irish Barbie : If you could interview Bill Clinton what would you ask him???
Paul : not for a cigar, that's for sure
Johnny : We'd ask him if there really is a red button that can cause the end of the world and could he now show it to us on the BB. Could it as well as ending the world start the Wongotron! Sorry! Wonga!!!
Renee Glass : Liza wll they be renewing your contract? Or are you not sure...they will be stupid not too
Liza : That's very kind, I have no idea.
leafy : can we have a wonga roll over?
Liza : Technically we could!
Johnny : No we couldn't. We'd run out of time!
James : wonga wonga wonga!
Liza : All we'd do is go straight into Bewitched!
THE BLIZZ : WILL PROBABLY FAIL MY DEGREE COURSE BECAUSE I ALWAYS MISS MY LECTURES WATCHING YOU TWO...CAN I SUE YOU FOR COMPENSATION?
Liza : You can try pal but I can punch into Norway
Melody : LOL
Johnny : No, but if it all goes badly I'm sure Ed will give you a job as a runner!
Liza : Ed's just left the room incidentally.
Little One : Johnny - I read somewhere that your Dad delievered you at home....would you like to deliver your own baby??
Johnny : NO!!! My Dad is a bad DIY man and I was perhaps his cheapest botch job. I still have the marks in the back of my head where he gripped it too hard, I can feel the lumps.
katiekspmr : get liza to deliver it, she's good at diy
Liza : I'm feeling the back of his head!!! That's amazing!
Chaldal99 : Liza, I'm going to Majorca soon..is there anywhere you'd recommend that I visit?
Liza : I don't know your budget and I don't know your preferences and I don't know who you are going with. You're mad! I do recommend a boat trip, you have to see an island from the sea.
Johnny : There are some marvellous art galleries in Palma
Liza : He's so deep!
QuiX : Jonny: did you really like that stock brokers dudes suit? I thought it looked pants
Liza : We hate pants!
Johnny : No! Sometimes I'm not sure what I really think, I just say things for a laugh!
gemma : LIZA: would you ever do the eurovision song contest to represent england ?
Liza : I funnily enough have got something worked out for this year! But I will be representing Denmark and not Britain! It's called Masticht!
Johnny : I would like to duet with a nine foot he-she on stilts. It's a song called High Hopes and High Notes.
James : johnny: thats a show right there
Michael : Ok, johnny and lisa, a serious question, how long do you think the government are going to let you carry on broadcasting your subverstive show?
Liza : Hard to say really - we've had 4 warnings and they are emptying the well in the Tower of London. We're watched all the time.
Johnny : We are the last true bastian of free speech on British television.
Michael : I saw your interview with Schwarznegger weren't you itching to take him on man-to-man?
Liza : I was, which is why they didn't let me interview him!
Johnny : Of course I was!
edward : hi jonny and leez, a serious question now. Why do you pick on Richard Bacon so much?
Johnny : Because he loves it and he's a pal - he trusts me and he's up for the laugh.
angel-eyes : johnny and liza if there was one person u could pick to interview on the show who would it be and why???????
Liza : Prince Charles!
Johnny : There is no dream guest we've had everyone on the show. The thing about the BB is that the most famous guests are often not the best guests anyway. Any guest is a dream guest! Apart from Art Smart Alec (Art Malik).
ITTLEMISSSNIPPY : whos the person you would both be most nervous to interview
Johnny : No-one! They are all equal on the BB apart from Art Malik! There are certain guests who will never be welcome on the BB, such as Nick Moran the Lock Stock actor.
edward : A very serious question now to Leeza, cc'mon and marry me baby?
Liza : OK!
Liza : Definitely!
Liza : You're on!
missmatrix : lisa did you always want to go into show biz or did your father jim talk u into it?
Liza : No, he tried to talk me out of it. I thought that because he didn't want me to do it it must be great!
jessica : hi johnny and liza......whats the best thing about your job?
Liza : Getting up at 4am
Johnny : Having the days free in the summer, being able to relax for the whole day without felling that you are lazy!
Adam Byrne : Have you ever considered doing a post watershed bb?
Johnny : We did the New Years Eve show which was very much post watershed!
bertie : I think an 11pm Friday Night BB after Ali G would be Electric!!!!!!!!
Johnny : It would be hard to do a show from 7 till 9 in the morning and then a show after 9 at night :)
sprigg99 : Johnny slap carpet around the head for me please .Ta
Johnny : Done!
Johnny : Just kidding!
Johnny : Cancel that just kidding I'm going to belt him
owen : Why don't you ever get some of the Chelsea players on bb?
Johnny : Never meet your heroes. No one lets you down like footballers in real life. Their skill is often with the ball not mouth or brain! Also, most of Chelsea do not speak English!
Melody : LOL
murph : ever thought of replacing the crew with farmyard animals for a laugh..just for one day ?
Johnny : They might do a better job. We can't risk them doing a better job. But Ed is always looking for ways to downsize the crew!
rbarton : Liza you do a great job of keeping Johnny in Check, how do you all get on in real life?
Johnny : We're old mates that's old news!
Liza : I live in his garage! I'm going to be nanny to their baby
Irish Barbie : LIZA, DO YOU LIKE THE NEW ONE, WHATS HER NAME, ON SHES GOTTA HAVE IT??
Liza : I haven't seen it - I go to bed before it
Jargon : What did you think of the Ali G show ?
Liza : We loved it - it was very welcoming for everybody!
Little One : What did you think of Alistair McGowans impression of you Johnny?
Liza : He's left the room to go and have an egg! I haven't seen it!
Chat Ed : OK guys - last question....
fugee-laa : To Liza and Johnny are you going to the british grand prix on easter sunday ?
Liza : No but you can win tickets to it on the show! Mr Coulthard's square jaw scares the living life out of me.
Chat Ed chuckles
Chat Ed : Thanks for joining us Liza and Johnny!
Chat Ed : That's it folks...
juicer4 : seeya!
Lexx : Pina Colada for my goat and a pint of cooking lager for me please hedgecutter
Mossy : BYE!!
James : its ok bye liza and JV keep up the good work on a great show!
Liza : Thanks Everybody!
Johnny : Bye everyone!!!
Johnny leaves the room
Liza leaves the room
