Chat Ed : Welcome to this evening's BIG BROTHERS LITTLE BROTHER chat with DERMOT O’LEARY!
Dermot : Hello BBLBers!
Desire : hi Dermot
debsypoo : hi
Jojobourke : Hi Dermot, Looking forward to tonight, how do you think the girls will handle it?
Dermot : I think, if I'm honest, I think Emma will flip after a couple of drinks. Michelle I think will play a longer game but I think she'll blank the girls or those who wronged her and centre on Stuart.
Traci : Who do you think is gonna be the most horrified when the girls walk back in
Dermot : I think Victor's expecting it so it won't be him. I don't think Jason will be happy ‘cos one, his 2 friends are up for eviction and two he didn't like the girls going back in the house...
Sean : I think Vanessa
Dermot : Stuart won't mind too much!
Sausage : Which housemate would you least like to have been stuck in the bed-sit with and why?
Dermot : Vanessa won't be too happy, she'll handle it less well. Good question - to be honest I wouldn't have been bothered - the idea of being in there at all would be bad enough - maybe Marco would have tipped me over the edge.
Pickled Hamster : Dermot, is it your Dads a drunk and your Mums mad or the other way around and do they mind you telling the world?
Dermot : The other way around! My Mother would be too drunk to notice and my Father would have his head in a book.
paul_hadley : lol
Nadia : lol
Deise : haha
Dermot : They watch every show.
Earth Mother : Do you really think that BB is being really Evil or is BB just a little bit naughty really?
Dermot : BB is a lot less evil than it could be...
lilmissclarke : I think evil
smurfette : e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-v-v-v-v-v-v-vi-i-i-i-i-i-i-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l
Dermot : At the end of the day, like with Kitten, they'd have chucked someone else out to be really evil.
Bjorkazoid : do you think BB is going to get even more evil as the weeks go on
Dermot : I think they'll have to. I think they've started being evil now so they can only raise the bar.
ellen : What would BB do if a fight breaks out between Vanessa and Michelle
Dermot : Watch!
stuslady : FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Chicken_Stewor mayb : i say let them fight
Dermot : I don't know who I'd bet on...the smart money's probably on Michelle but you wouldn't not bet on Vanessa.
candy girl : come on michelle
Dermot : There would probably be a double eviction separated by glass ‘cos we'd have to kick them out and keep them apart!
Nikki loves
Dermot : Will Nadia ever spill the beans on her sex swap op do u think?
Angel : hope she does
Dermot : I can't see it to be honest...I think maybe to Marco or the bed-sit girls but not to everyone.
Robhugh : Who is you favourite analysis that come on the show, mine if Jennie Hughes.
missisl : Jennie is brill i love her!
Dermot : Jennie is brilliant, I love Judy James and Rachael Morris is great, although it freaks me out talking to a sex expert!
Moogle Moo : why do you think this years house has been so RANDY!
Dermot : And Jane Riley was great too!
DANSKI : its because of the forest wallpaper
Dermot : Good question, there are people in there who are quite brazen about who they are. Davina's big tip is 'be yourself' and they are!
J e n n e h h h : nah... viagra in the water!
Ronnie : Dermot, what's up with Victor? he is playing the game in the most ruthless fashion ever - do you think it will topple down on him?
Dermot : Viagra in everything! I think it will when he goes up for eviction, which has to happen once.
Jem : cant wait
Dermot : And as much as I think they will vote tactically I think he'll come a cropper in the end.
Nicola aka vodka gir : I wish victor would take his hat off it's such bad manners in the house
kate : what do you think of victor trying to be the next kitten?
Dermot : He's not in church!
craig_2004 : On the roof
Steven : the roof thing
debsypoo : the roof
dermotisgod! : by climbing on the roof
Jennifer : there's only one Kitten!
Dermot : I can kind of understand it, he thinks BB's got some kind of problem with him.
phillip : yeah the roof thing
Earth Mother : *Do you think either 'romance' is real in the house, or just for the cameras?*
Dermot : I'm a terrible romantic, I'd like to think they were real.
TomGri : i think its lust!
Dermot : I genuinely think Michelle's is real. I think Jay definitely fancies Vanessa but I don't know how far that goes, it's probably lust.
DANSKI : dermot you are so cool that you should take over BB aswell as BBLB. The plan is to lock Davina in a cage and take over her job. You should only let her out when she agrees to live at my house. Also i would like you to send Avid Merrion to live at my house. what do you think of my fool-proof plan Dermot?
three : SECURITY!!
Dermot : It's flawless - you should work for NASA!
TransitionalVenus : Do you get any time to relax when BB is on? What 's your fave way of relaxing? What's your favourite teary film? What is your fave flavour of crisps?
Aimee Lou : dermot what do you do with yourself when big brother isnt on??
rikkurocks : Dermot what do you do when you ar not watching Big Brother
Dermots Irish Fan : Lots of questions there!!!
Dermot : No time to relax , when I'm not at BB I'm at my production company. The Shawshank Redemption is my favourite teary film and Frazzles are the best crisps!
uberj : if you could be big brother for an while-what tasks would you give them to do?
Derek : Oh....Frazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzles, yum
Dermot : I'm a big fan of the chilli eating - I wet myself, I'd be up for more of that.
LilGem : Whats been your favourite task that Big Brother has set, ever??
Dermot : I really liked the roundabout task.
Randomdude : Do you like Marco's Harem or the Jungle Cats best?
Sean Thornton : Dermot would be a jungle cat
Jacksmom : Jungle cats - more like neutered kittens
Dermot : Interesting...I think out of the two of them I probably enjoy watching the jungle cats, but they would drive me nuts in the house.
overlife : What did you think of Shell's little tantrum? Do you think she is just faking for attention?
ellen : i think shell is the most genuine of them all
Dermot : I don't think so no, I think she's slightly unfair on Ahmed ‘cos it's a really tactile house and he's only really going along with that.
Howdydoody : do you think you could pull a few strings and get 'shell to swing by my garden to mow the lawn?
Dermot : I think she won't be short of offers when she leaves so you better make your bid high!
Marky2004 : Dermot, do you think that Ahmed is playing the game? Do you think he knows what he is doing?
fairy : Ahmed is both hilarious and ridiculous!!
Dermot : I don't think Ahmed is playing at anything. I don't think he could have done that with the plate smashing thing.
Manic Marco the Meat : Ahmed needs a nice stiff.......drink!
Dermot : He's probably one of the most honest people in the house.
Jacksmom : I like Ahmed
Sausage : Are you going to sell Torchy Torch on ebay?
Lin : LOL
lilmissclarke : yay torchy torch rocks!
Terry : Yay! Torchy Torch
Dermot : I hope so! I'm not sure how many outings Torchy can have before she has to call it a day, but we'll make sure she goes to a good home. Torchy Torch has saved my life on several occasions.
JennyQ : Which contestant would you give a punishment to if you had the chance?
Dermot : Wow...
Sean Thornton : My wife wants the torch, as long as it comes with Dermot
Dermot : Right now I'd go with Victor for his rooftop protest. Kitten got a warning so Victor should get scoldingly hot showers now.
Jo23672 : What's been your favourite BB5 moment so far, Dermot?
Dermot : Difficult this year because so much has happened... I do think it's probably been the bedsit, it's a genius idea.
fifi : is this your fave BB so far?
booooooooooooooooooo : defiantly
nehpets : It's my fave bb so far
Dermot : Difficult, either this or BB3 but already so much has happened here that it probably will be this one.
Big Bro rocks! : huray for the bedsit!
Kate loves
Dermot : Your hair is lovely...but have you ever had it longer than how it is now?
KathrynKLR : its curly isnt it?
Dermot : Yes... it looks ridiculous!
thinkpink : aww!
Dermot : It's curly too right Katheryn.
Chat Ed : Our half hour with DERMOT is almost up, so last few questions now...
Randomdude : Who has been your favourite celebrity guest on BBLB?
Dermot : Brooke Kinsella was good today, Lauren Laverne or Josie are good value and Kathy Burke was on two years ago and was brilliant and lovely.
Melanie - : Do you think the house mates will turn on Emma and Michelle, Dermot? :-)
Stace : hope so! X
pdpd : i think they might
Dermot : Erm, I don't think their friends will like the Harem, but yeah I think Victor is basically going to go hell-for-leather the minute he gets the chance.
Snaggle : Who would you 'Talk Talk' to?
Pickled Hamster : OU est le Merrion?
Dermot : He's got his own show now, he doesn't need us any more.
indebt : Summarise BB5 in two words
Dermot : Insane people!
Panda : evil - duh!
Robhugh : ACE and Evil
WeedFreer : in-credible
Randomdude : damn funny
Suz_Filan : very strange!
Chat Ed : That's it! Thanks for coming and talking to us Dermot!
awtwer : any chance of doing a show topless dermot?
FuNkYmUnKy : bloody brilliant
Theos : cya dermot *arm cross* peace out!
Dermot : Thank you very much, glad you're enjoying it, we'll endeavour to do our best for you. Bye bye.
anna2 : bye
paul25 : bye
Pete-LB : big brother is watching!!!!!!!!!!!
Jem : lovin ya work
Samzi : bye
Dermot leaves the room
