Chat Ed : Right. Let's get crackin. Hiya Adam, hey Joe :)
Adam : Hi this is Adam. Wow can't believe so many people have logged on! This is brilliant. Nice to see you.
Joe : Hello this is Joe too, we're ready to answer all your questions.
Beeblbrox : we all love you too *kiss kiss*
SSJ_Mr_Popo : Why did you decide to do another series, after saying you would call it a day?
Joe : Because we couldn't think of anything else to do yet.
Rosscoe84 : hehe nice answer
Adam : And because we are nerdy obsessives, we wanted to make the show as good as possible and we didn't think we'd done that yet, and we still haven't, but we're getting there.
Jam-Jar : Is this one of those nude web chats i've heard about?
Joe : Yes.
Sanjay : heh, cool
Adam : It's actually a w**king webchat.
Kev Ang : brilliant
Joe : uh oh
Adam : I hope nobody is w**king.
Joe : They can't be, unless they have two computers, they could be on dodgy sites.
tinder : i can't type one handed very well
Matt_182 : my left hand can't type...
chuckles : Mark - aka as Monkey Boy founder of the yahoo adam and joe club sends greetings, he had to go to bed, he's very glad to see you guys back on terrestrial TV... did you mind being on E4 first?
Adam : No, it was nice to be on E4 because we wanted to show people that we had finished the series because we finished it last year.
Joe : We just wanted as many people to see it as quickly as possible and we think that people who pay money deserve to get things sooner.
Adam : We thought we'd get free E4 stuff too but all we got were a couple of pads of paper, and a squidgy E4 thingy.
David Steel : What is the piece of music at the *very* beginning of the show (it lasts for about 5 seconds before the title music)?
JOHN_BRUCE : My mum wants to have cyber sex with adam and Joe!!!!!!!!!!!
Adam : We're very sorry to people who don't get their questions answered by the way. It's the limitations of technology.
Chat Ed nods.
Joe : The bit of music is by an American tramp called Shoobie Taylor, it's a weird underground tape of a tramp who thought he was a genius scat singer. Tell your mum to send a photo of herself to our production company or a photo of Cindy Crawford.
tommyboy : i would just like to say that, in people place, the line 'these lamps are ideal for lighting' was absolute genius. It is a funny feature, and often makes me ejaculate... is there one particular program it's taking the piss out of?
DannyEwokRothery : i agree tommy boy
Adam : Yes, it's based on Shopping City which was on last year during the day hosted by Lowri Turner who can now be seen on House Call.
Kidder : To ADAM: Is that your real hair?
SILVERPHISH : adam, joe... you have strange shaped heads... discuss
Adam : Yes, it is my real hair. And yes we do have strange shaped heads, but we won't hide for our looks and that's why we use puppets a lot.
Joe : Our heads aren't as strange as your question.
Gaffer : Adam and Joe is it true George Lucas approached you to help in the production of Episode 2 [Of Star Wars]?
Joe : Yes it is.
Adam laughs
Joe : He wanted us to think of a story that wasn't rubbish. But we told him to bugger off.
Endjinn : Why haven't you done an A-Team thing yet?
Adam : We tend to do stuff that is current. Plus how could you possibly take the piss out of the A-Team, because it's so good.
Josh : Do you like the Beastie Boys? If so has Adam noticed that you look a lot like Ad Rock in Fight for your Right video? I have never seen you in the same place either...
Cat : So when's your great entrance into the pop world? AdamandJoe'Say?
Joe : Yes we were big fans of them when they first came out and still are, the Beastie Boys that is.
Adam : Ad Rocks probably would not be flattered by the comparison.
Jo-Jo : Are you gonna be working on something other than the Adam and Joe Show now Series 4 is done?
Joe : Yes, we will no doubt be involved in some ill-advised experimental crap, both together and separately. We hope you bear with us through this difficult phase of our careers.
Adam : We will be doing a series of Takeover TV later this year, which is a forum for all kinds of home videos to be sent in and weird crap, but it's not our next big project, which we have yet to decide on.
CG : How many millions were spent on the animation and animatronics for the puppet scenes?
Joe : None millions. Millions of minutes of tortured work, but none millions of money.
Matthew : Are all the star wars toys your own or did you ask people to give you them?
Adam : Yes we own them all. They are all our real childhood toys. We have often asked people to give us toys but they never do for some reason. Probably because they know that we will stick coat hangers up them and burn them and blow them up... and because the old Star Wars toys from the 70s look a lot cooler than the new ones.
nose_bleedz : wow, adam and joe action figures!!
baby2uuk : are there adam and joe dolls gonna be released soon?
Joe : You can make your own Adam and Joe dolls by taking Action Men and disfiguring their faces.
Joe laughs
Adam : Then simply waggle them around, make them talk in silly posh accents and flush them down the lavvy.
conners : just how many girly dolls did you own as kids?!?!
Joe : None.
Adam : None - I was a very manly young man too.
Joe : My Action Men may have impregnated some of my sister's Barbie's.
Adam : It is believed that this is how the Pokemon race began.
Ming : did you actually do the animation yourselves or just get some slaves at channel four to make it?
Joe : Hail Ming!
Adam : No, we do all the animation ourselves, often on our own. It's one of the most enjoyable parts of the show to do.
matman : Adam, is it true that u are merely a cleverly crafted puppet, operated by joe's talented left hand?
Adam : Yes that is completely true, please don't tell anyone else. However, I operate Joe's knob.
Adam laughs
thatsfabulous : if you were star wars characters, what would your names be?
Joe : My name would be Joe Bo the Corns.
Adam : Mine would be Adooine.
Joe : You'd be a girl then?
Adam : No, I'd be a planet
Joe : You'd be a funny shape wouldn't you.
Adam : A squiggle.
SMac : like uranus
Adam : Yes. I can't believe we've got down to uranus already.
Mumbateaques : How's you dad doing Adam?
Rupert : Has your Dad ever thanked you for making him famous?
Adam : My Dad is doing great, he has just finished a novel that he has spent the last 20 years of his life writing, do you think anyone would buy it?
Predictable Question : ill buy it
Adam : Yes he thanks me all the time.
Joe : ...and he spanks me all the time.
Lucyglover : Your dad ever get jealous Joe?
Joe : I don't think so, no. My mum would quite like to be good mum though, don't ever talk about my parents again!
Barry Van Dyke : Have you ever had a fight?
Adam : We have special mental fights which will one day come out in a very boring 'Behind the Music' style documentary, but we can't tell you about them now, but generally we get on pretty well.
Joe : Shut up Adam you t**t!
Adam : How dare you call me a t**t on the webchat you f**king bastard!
Chat Ed chuckles
Chat Ed : OK folks - our half hour is up now, so last three questions now, thanks....
love_meister : cool!! FIGHT!!!
xander : ola... will we ever see the return of vinyl justice?.................
Joe : We dropped it because we thought it had run out of steam, but we are both very fond of it so maybe we'll something with it one day again. Plus it's a good way to meet popstars and by that I do mean Hear'Say.
Adam : That would be really very short.
sam curtis : Will you ever do a nude scene?
mulan_boy : DO A NUDE SCENE
Joe : Only if you will.
Adam : There's too many nude scenes around on TV already. Armstrong and Miller have pretty much cornered the market we, wouldn't want to tread on their cocks.
Chat Ed : lol
nasty nate : Who would win a fight Ad or Joe?
Joe : In fights there are no winners only losers.
Adam : We had a pushing and shoving fight once, he threw a snowball and it hit me in the face and humiliated me in front of some sexy girls and so I pushed him rather pathetically. He laughed, which made it worse.
SSJ_Mr_Popo : How about an Adam and Joe webcam guys??????????????????????????
Adam : What is the point of them anyway, if you want to see a picture of an empty room you can look in an empty room catalogue. The only reason people check out webcams is to see someone naked isn't it? And we keep our clothes on.
Sexless Wonder :
Adam : Maybe there'll be an Adam and Joe toilet cam because according to the press that's all we're interested in. Bastards!
Gavpowell : Have you considered any work with simon 'spaced' Pegg, as he shares your Star Wars obsession?
Joe : We would love to work with Simon Pegg but I'm not sure how he'd feel about working with us. As we speak Spaced director Edgar is in the room with us getting very bored. We are huge fans of Spaced. It is the best thing on TV!!
Adam : Although not quite as good as Vids or Bits. If you combine them they could be called Bivs.
Adam laughs
Chat Ed : OK folks - last question now, sorry, but we've way overshot our half hour... (sorry lads)
CactusDanny : whats the meaning of life? goddammit
Adam : The only nice profound thing that I know that might answer that is something my dad told me when I was teased at school, 'people that mind don't matter and the people that matter don't mind'.
Joe : Be kind, don't drop litter, respect old people and watch Adam and Joe.
Chat Ed : Hehe, that's it folks! Thanks for joining us, Adam and Joe!! Good luck with your series...
OnionBob : SOMEBODY SET UP US THE BOMB
aozzy : have a nice night adam and joe!
Herman T Goat : WHAT YOU SAY?
FXMakaveli : right
iMigjtBeMat : night nighty
Barry Van Dyke : Have fun
matman : Cya adam and joe - thanx
Joanne! : See yas soon !!!!!!!!
Lucyglover : Thankyou for a great evening
Joe : Thank you very much, it's been a pleasure, thanks for watching, don't forget to make some weird videos for Takeover TV, the address is on the main Channel 4 page, there should be a link to it.
Adam : Yeah thanks very much. If you see us in the street come and say hi.
Joe : And if you could scream with excitement and ask for an autograph too!
Chat Ed chuckles
Adam leaves the room
Joe leaves the room
