C4ChatEd : Welcome Joe!

Joe : I'm here :) We've lost Adam
Joe rummages.

C4 Chat Ed : hi Joe, where is he?

Joe : I think I know...but I've lost him.

Private Lion : was Adam really shot in a Murder She Wrote style?

Adam : Hurrah!

C4 Chat Ed : hurrah!

Adam : I have arrived!
Joe : Hurrah!

mark lambert : Adam and Joe, so that's another series gone, It's been a pleasure, what's next? And what's been your favourite sketch so far?

Adam : I'll answer this! Glad you enjoyed it :) We are currently working on our official Adam and Joe book. which will be a guide to all three series, plus a load of new stupid crap, and it should be out for Christmas. Our favourite sketch?
Joe : or on telly ever? We don't have a favourite, we think they're all rubbish!
Adam : Yeah, the worst one was Louise's guide to walking down the street.
Joe : And the link about losing at games. One of my favourite is our street artists one, and the Covent Garden entertainers one. The mime one.

daza : why are you guys stopping the show?

Joe : Because we think the format has run its course, and we'd like to try something new!
Adam : Plus we might get the opportunity to sell out quite soon, which we're very very keen to do. We want to try advertising women's hygiene products.

Fig : Joe, where do you get your ideas, you sick pair of weirdos?

Joe : We steal them and copy them from other teevee shows.
Adam : Yes, the more successful ones.
Joe : Therefore being able to avoid thinking, ever.
Adam : We feel there's already enough ideas in the world without us having to add any more, so we just take them and change them very very slightly.
Joe : We copy ideas and do them even worse.
Adam chuckles

Private Lion : have you had any relationships with any ROYALS or other celebs that you would rather forget?

Joe : I have..no I can't say that. No. We never forget every celebrity we meet. They're always fascinating and exciting.
Adam : Errrrr.
Adam : We must have met one creepy celeb, Joe.
Joe : Hm.
Joe : Royals???
Joe : We snorted cocaine off Tom Parker-Bowles' buttocks.
Adam coughs

kit : Adam , how do you keep your eyes so sparkly? do you use eyedrops?

Joe : Yeah! I wanna know that too. He ejaculates into his own face, right into his eyes.
Adam : It's weird, because I'm not a very healthy person. That's all true, god. I used to get teased about my eyes at school, and get called 'chinky' which isn't very progressive.
Joe : His mother is South American and very very pretty, and I've had her.
Adam : She looks like Joan Collins and Joe looks like Oliver Tobias. And together they are...
Adam : The Stud.
Joe giggles

Cowdung : hi i really loved yer show :o) has anyone ever gotten really annoyed with you arseing about in their shops while making those fakey things?

Adam : Yes.
Joe : Someone once called the police, but they soon realised we were a couple of idiots making a stupid teevee show and left. We also often give people cash.
Adam : We like to buy people off.
Joe : That's where the majority of our budget goes - on bribing the public. Plus the vast majority of them are actors.
Adam : Don't put that, they'll believe it.

AdamFan : What kind of person is a typical A&J fan?

Adam : Well I saw one today,.when I was driving out of London, and I had just hit the back bumper of the car in front, and er..the gentleman got out and looked very angry and upset even though I'd hardly bumped him. And so rather than exchanging details, I just gave him 20 quid and told him to go away.
Adam : Which he did.
Adam : And as I was doing this, a lady drove past in her car and tooted her horn and waved at me, because I drive around in that orange car that's on the show. And whilst she was waving at me, she crashed into the car in front.
Joe : Badly?
Adam : No, but more badly than I did. And that guy, he was so f**ked off! I felt so bad for her. She had been so chipper!
Joe : Adam you caused a car crash! There are major rock stars that doesn't happen to!
Adam : So I'd say on that basis, that most of our fans are unlucky.

Qui_Gon : What are your bedrooms actually like?

Adam : Well, they used to be exactly like the show, which is why the show is like that :) But when we started doing it full time, we needed to escape a bit.. so we made our rooms a bit more grown-up. But it ends up just with one room in the house being grown-up and the rest just like one in the show.

Gooch : Has Baaad Dad always taken the piss or did he get on your back to get a proper job when you were younger?

Adam : Yeah...he wanted me to be a writer basically, and he wanted me to go to Oxford, but he had to come to terms with the fact that I was a stupid boy and wouldn't be going to Oxford. When he...dealt with that, he was fine with everything else I did afterwards. Especially when I was a bar tender, coz he could get free Jack Daniels.

CSYDS9 : Why doesn't Joe's dad get a job on the show?

Joe : Huhhhhhahahghghgh
Joe : Hm.
Joe : My dad's too shy. And much much too clever.

clara : Are you going to make that documentary thingy then, joe?

Joe : What documentary thingy?? But yes! I will! If you tell me what it is.

tracy : joe are you married?

Joe : Er..I'll say no to that. I'm not. I'm married to the mob. And I'm also..oh no, I won't say that.
Adam giggles

Carl : What a great program! What do A&J do when they're not doing telly?

Joe : Er..
Adam : W**king.
Joe : Sleeping, eating, sitting still and staring into space and trying not to think. About anything at all. Which is quite easy, when you've had some practice.
Adam : Also we play Connect 4.

Informer : Who's been your favourite 'Vinyl Justice' guest so far?

Joe : eoww Vinyl Justice. For me..that would be, between..Cerys and Dolby.
Adam : One of mine is Frank Black.
Joe : Yeah, Frank was lovely.
Adam : And whatsisname, Mark Morris - he was a really nice guy,. Bluetones. He got us very very stoned.

pigeon_kicker : Are you ever going to release a single/album of all your luscious songs and do you remember the Tetris song lyrics, if not I can tell you what they were

Joe laffs
Joe : Yes we do remember the lyrics, Mr Kicker. The football single was released on a World Cup compilation. But never as a single, owing to its poor quality and lack of interest. However, we would love to do an album. But it would be done in the style of Bobby McFerrin, entirely with body noises.
Adam : And we would reform The Flying Pickets to do this.

dr-evil : do you own all those star wars toys or do you borrow them off other people?

Joe : They are Adam's. All of them. He was very spoiled as a child. I gave all mine away when I was fifteen, to charity.

On A Friday : Have you actually tried any of your 'How to escape being arrested' tips (as seen on you last show) on any real policemen??

Adam : Yes!
Joe : Like two or three of them are from actual experiences.
Adam : Our mate Zak tried to come on to a copper once to scare him off, and it worked!
Joe : And being posh is always a winner when caught with soft drugs.

ipp : During the show, are either of you or any of your death defying stunts enhanced using computer graphics? Or is what we see real?

Joe : Well done. You are the first person to notice that all three series have been entirely computer generated. It is not the cheapest show on teevee it is in fact the most expensive, ever, in history.
Joe grins

Mikd23 : Adam, Where did you get your hat?

Adam sings "Where did I get my lovely hat"
Adam : I got that one in Greece.
Joe : From a big gay shop, Gay Hats.
Adam : Yes, it was Gay Hattos.

The Craziator : You both seem so composed in the final edit of the show - do you get chronic fits of the giggles when your filming?

Adam : No, we get chronic fits of wanting to punch each other in the gob, and if anyone ever watched our rushes it would be a nonstop stream of bad vibes until we mellow out.
Adam : No, OK. Sometimes we do - we laugh and laugh and laugh. Usually at very disgusting filthy jokes. Which we can't repeat. A special genre called Pubic Humour. Which actually doesn't sound very funny does it?
Joe : No it sound grotty. It's not as grotty as it sounds! We have more laughs when we're not doing the show, because it's kind of hard to laugh when you're working, whatever the work is. Because of the terrible mental trauma that working, that any effort, causes.
Adam : Although I was laughing my tits off when Joe did his Marcel Marceau thing.

Dimebag-R : BaaadDad was the funniest thing ever sending an old man to Ibiza, did he really hate it as much as he made out ?

Adam : He hated it a bit more than he made out! And we asked him to try and give it more of a chance than he was giving it.
Joe : Adam had a big argument with his dad while we were filming. For one afternoon I had to mediate ..they wouldn't talk to each other.
Adam : Yeah, Joe filmed my dad, I just filmed people dancing. I told him he wasn't being professional, and he told me he was going straight to the airport if I ever spoke to him like that again.
Adam : I was angling for a spanking.

WiltedGoddess : If you weren't presenting the show, what would you like to be doing?

Joe : Sleeping.
Adam : Erm.. I'd like to work in DisneyLand. Just on one of the rides.
Joe : I think you'd be good as Dopey.
Adam : I wouldn't want to be a costume person though. Too hot. I'd wanna be the person who checks whether young people are on drugs or not. And throw out all the hippies from Mickey's home.

C4 Chat Ed : That's it everyone...Thanks for coming in. We'll get them online again soon...Goodnight!

Spiritus Mundi Spit : BYE bye Bye

Joe : Thank you very much everyone who's watched the show..any of the last three series! We really appreciate all the support everyone on the forum here has given us. And it's kept us going.
Adam : I don't know if I speak for Joe, but personally, if you see us on the street, come and say hi.
Joe : Yeah I agree! As long as you like the show. If not, could you just walk past and mutter 'w**ker' under your breath.
Adam : Yeah, heh.
Joe grins.