Chat Ed : Right. Evening Ricky :)

Ricky Grover : I'm glad you've all logged on - the bad news is I've got everyone's address. Love you to pieces... Bulla

ChicaneWeaver : Hey there bulla
asheruk : sup bulla
The Guvna Geeza! : BULLA!!! morgs : Bulla, which celebrity would you most like to gratifyingly injure?

Ricky Grover : Err... um... Anne Robinson, it has to be. I don't like her attitude, I don't like her spiteful face and I don't like her givin' it large, and to top it off she's GINGER!

KENNY : ricky - please break out and take over channel 4
golden-goddess : why you inside mate?
voodz : HEY!!!! there's nowt wrong with ginger pubes!

Ricky Grover : Kenny... it's already been done... sweet. Goldie - you don't need to be making yourself busy round my little bits of business, but I appreciate ya thinkin' about me. Love ya all day long... bulla.

Batmansmells : Ricky-does crime pay?
Stockers : how much were ya sunglasses???

Ricky Grover : Batmansmells - it pays absolute bundles, lorry loads, I am completely cake-amundo! God bless! I've never paid for anything in me life.

Chat Ed : Heyy, she's back - look -
golden-goddess : would you like to wear my stockins over your head?

Ricky Grover : If it's the same golden goddess that I think it is - I've already had your stockings on me head... see ya soon the big fella.

Loobi : bullaaaa! u da man!!
jack Baker lewis : Bulla do you plan to have your own series like ali g
Dav : Are you going to bring out a BULLA video?

Ricky Grover : 100% right Loobi, I am the man. I appreciate your respect, next time I go on one, I might bring you along. God bless ya.

Loobi : cheers!!

Ricky Grover : Ali G is an old pal of mine, we're in talks at the moment. We might be doing something a little bit spiteful together, but keep that schtum... sweet.

wulompadump : FREEEEEE BULLA!!!!!!!!!
Comerford : Bulla, InSteed Of Tights, Why Not Try To Put A ConDom Over Your Head!!!!!!!!!!!
copalot : preferably an unused comdon

Ricky Grover : You ever speak silly again... me and you will fall out. Don't make me oblige ya.

Comerford : lol
Grimesy : Do you get a lot of letters from birds?

Ricky Grover laughs
Ricky Grover : Yeah I get a thousand letters, a thousand phonecalls and a thousand e-mails everyday. It's nice to be nice.

pants : Oi Bulla, what colour are your pants?

Ricky Grover : Don't start all the oi! business...

darreng8 : oi

Ricky Grover : ...otherwise you'll see the colour of my pants close up!

asheruk : OI BULLA

Ricky Grover : Yeah yeah.

Pete : OOOOOOOOOOOOI BIB FACETIOUS : HAS ANY COMPANY OFFERED YOU SPONSORSHIP MONEY FOR WEARING A CERTAIN PAIR OF STOCKINGS?

Ricky Grover : Bib, everyone's trying to have a little piece of me, but I only run in good company, see where I'm coming from?? Love ya..

wrennie : Is it an accident that the gusset of the tights always covers your nose?

Ricky Grover : No.

GEEZA : what u going to do when u fly the gates bulla?

Ricky Grover : 'Ave it large.

consumerinfo : bulla do you ever wear leather?

Ricky Grover : I'm a very very naughty man. Sometimes I have to wear a little bit of leather when I'm gonna turn spiteful... double spiteful.

Ali G : how do we know if this is bulla
Rambo : bulla
Chris : HOW DE WE KNOW IF THIS IS ALI G?

Ricky Grover : Ali - remember that bit of work we had over south?

AMES2K : BULLA WOULD U BEAT VINNY JONES IN A FIGHT?

Ricky Grover : I would take Vinny Jones' head right off his shoulders and the first time I come across him - I will.

Bronze : Go Bulla!!

Ricky Grover : Vinny Jones, Guy Ritchie and Anne Robinson, they're all gonna go.

Maxijazz : Bulla, what are your thoughts on cyber sex?

Ricky Grover laughs
Ricky Grover : The way I go to work is soon as the red fella starts coming up... the nearest person gets a double large portion. Sweet as a nut.

Childsplay : bulla what celebrity would you most like to give one ?

Ricky Grover : Let me think... there was a couple, but I've served them all up now. But believe you me, there are bundles waiting their turn.

leep : do you have a website? I fancy you like mad

Ricky Grover : There's a website and a fanclub coming soon, you'll get a free stocking and a stanley to get you started. God bless ya

Ricky Gervais : Hey ricky will you be getting your own show like Ali G and myself after the 11ocs?

Ricky Grover : I thought you already knew that I have me own series coming up and it won't be like youse two mongrels have got. This will be the absolute DOGS!

da_HEAD : what football team you support bulla?

Ricky Grover : I'm not crazy about football. I've given a lot of money to young boys boxing clubs and old people's homes. I'm just a lovely man, like an ice cream in a bobble hat.

Chat Ed : oo here's a semi serious one...
BIB FACETIOUS : ARE YOU A BIG FAN OF DICK CLEMENTS AND IAN LA FRENIAS COMDEY WRITTING SKILLS?

Ricky Grover : Never heard of them in me life. I don't have it with nonce's and I don't have it with grasses.

Robbie : Howd you get that great physique Bulla?

Ricky Grover : I work out in me peter (cell) regular and every now and then I chuck a screw over the landing just to keep me arms pumped up.

TheMostDangerousManI : Ricky, You are a certified genius, but are you still the second most dangerous man in Britain.

Ricky Grover : I've always been numero uno. And if you wanna have a meet, you'll be more than welcome. Behave yourself otherwise I'm likely to open you up like a tin of beans.

Ant0 : Bulla, is it true that you got Chatherine Zeta Jones pregnant?

Ricky Grover : Yes.

clnm : Bulla have u ever cybered?

Ricky Grover : Come again...

Chat Ed giggles
wellbulla4u : Ricky have you ever thought about just being an honest citizen?

Ricky Grover : Never in a million years. What, like Tony Blair you mean??

axe : I reckon you would be a bit slow in a ruck. Respond

Ricky Grover : I am double double lively. I throw the fastest combinations in any nick today. My pleasure.

Boyzone_must_die : do you think stroking your chin makes you look intelligent?

Ricky Grover laughs
Ricky Grover : Not as intelligent as you're gonna look when I stroke yours.

Daniel : Do you fart alot bulla, because you always talk about beans, explain?

Ricky Grover : Get me this mongrels address... double lively.

DOGGPOUND : WERENT U IN RED DWARF ONCE?

Ricky Grover : I've been in a million things. That's the way I go to work. Sweet.

golden-goddess : Are you going to be in the new tombraider movie?

Ricky Grover : They have asked me, but I'm asking for silly money. Difference is, I look like getting it. Love ya to pieces.

Gaston : Bulla: What would you do with a Million Squid?

Ricky Grover : I think you've got me mixed up with someone. The question should be what would I do without it.

threeD : are you a style w**ker?

Ricky Grover : When I get hold of them two mongrels I'm gonna teach them some manners.

Pea : Bulla what would u do if i said my name was Mandy on weekends?

Ricky Grover : I'd say, I don't know, what do you say to that. I'd say, don't start going all noncey on me.

trude : bulla i hear you have a modelling contract with estee lauder,explain?

Ricky Grover : They've offered... but I knocked 'em back because the after shave smelt like piss.

Chat Ed grins
Chat Ed : OK folks - our half hour is up....so last three questions now please... Pete : Is it true whay I heard about you and that Sarah Alexander bird?

Ricky Grover : 100%

Grimesy : How can I get a Bulla Action Figure?

Ricky Grover : Keep watching and all will be revealed... sweet as a nut.

Roadkill : ever picked up the soap in the shower?

Ricky Grover laughs
Ricky Grover : I've never dropped it. You gotta be careful with things like that when you're in the boob (prison).

andrew k : What is the first record you bought Bulla?

Ricky Grover : The first record I bought was Double Barrel, by Dave Ansil Collins. It's a double spiteful sound.

ihateoasis : what would you do if u had to share a prison cell with Liam Gallagher?

Ricky Grover : I'd give him a little cuff round the boat, and explain to him that he was my puppy and he needed to get some manners around him.

Chat Ed : That's it folks - we've done our half hour and Ricky has to go now; thanks for coming Ricky, hope you enjoyed it!
Chat Ed : Cheers :) Matty : love ya bulla
Pea : BULLA U MUST RETURN!!!
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KEV_CARTER : cheers bulla mate, been a good chat m8, cya around geeze
snypa_bullasmate : take care ricky
Robbie : Night night Bulla. Sweet dreams!

Ricky Grover : To everyone here, I love you all to pieces, and I appreciate your support.

Yates : Hehe, sure you do :) Later
Lexis Dalton : i love you bulla
Ceptic Brain : Keep it real
TheMostDangerousManI : YOU ARE THE MAN - THE GOD
mat-wood : Bulla, you're a diamond
belloumi : see you next week...

Ricky Grover : I'd appreciate the money that you start sending into me be in reddies, because I don't accept cheques. God bless you all - that's the type of guy I am.

Lexis Dalton : BULLA YOU SHOULD TOUR
ian collins : bring back the string vest

Ricky Grover laughs
Ricky Grover leaves the room