
Jack Nicholson at The Oscars
Matthew De Abaitua 26 February 2007, 2:30 PM

Add your caption below by typing in a comment. The best caption will win some bits and bobs we have lying around the office, mainly extreme horror DVDs. My decision is final.

Posted by monkeymania on 26 February 2007, 2:38 PM
HERE'S BALDY!
Posted by MatthewDeAbaitua on 26 February 2007, 3:05 PM
Jack signs on for Apocalypse Now remake
Posted by MatthewDeAbaitua on 26 February 2007, 3:14 PM
There is no spoon
Posted by AliCatterall on 26 February 2007, 3:49 PM
Britney's rehabilitation wasn't going quite as planned
Posted by MatthewDeAbaitua on 26 February 2007, 3:51 PM
His pointy eyebrows indicate which way up his head is meant to go
Posted by AliCatterall on 26 February 2007, 3:55 PM
What you get if you cross Happy Feet with The Departed
Posted by AliCatterall on 26 February 2007, 4:01 PM
The more he tried to make his bowtie revolve in a comical fashion by mind-power alone, the more he merely succeeded in passing little farty gusts
Posted by minijaguar on 26 February 2007, 4:07 PM
Mr Potato Head
Posted by AliCatterall on 26 February 2007, 4:44 PM
The only Shining Jack was doing these days was from the top of his bonce
Posted by minijaguar on 26 February 2007, 5:12 PM
smooth operator
Posted by squaredhoops on 27 February 2007, 2:58 PM
The Horror!
Posted by AliCatterall on 27 February 2007, 5:21 PM
Whatever. I've still slept with more women than you have.
Posted by minijaguar on 28 February 2007, 3:10 PM
All work and no play makes Jack a bald boy All work and no play makes Jack a bald boy All work and no play makes Jack a bald boyAll work and no play makes Jack a bald boy... (and so on)
Posted by AliCatterall on 28 February 2007, 3:22 PM
"you can't HANDLE the thatch!!"
Posted by Ripco on 28 February 2007, 5:43 PM
Jack was happy to be lined up for the new batman film. Jack said "Im very happy to be reprising my role as the Yolker"
Matthew De Abaitua is the editor of Film4.com. He is also editor-at-large of The Idler and his first novel The Red Men will be published by Snow Books in 2007.
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