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Jack Nicholson at The Oscars

Matthew De Abaitua   26 February 2007, 2:30 PM

Jack Nicholson at the Oscars

 

Add your caption below by typing in a comment. The best caption will win some bits and bobs we have lying around the office, mainly extreme horror DVDs. My decision is final.


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  1. Posted by monkeymania on 26 February 2007, 2:38 PM

    HERE'S BALDY!

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  2. Posted by MatthewDeAbaitua on 26 February 2007, 3:05 PM

    Jack signs on for Apocalypse Now remake

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  3. Posted by MatthewDeAbaitua on 26 February 2007, 3:14 PM

    There is no spoon

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  4. Posted by AliCatterall on 26 February 2007, 3:49 PM

    Britney's rehabilitation wasn't going quite as planned

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  5. Posted by MatthewDeAbaitua on 26 February 2007, 3:51 PM

    His pointy eyebrows indicate which way up his head is meant to go

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  6. Posted by AliCatterall on 26 February 2007, 3:55 PM

    What you get if you cross Happy Feet with The Departed

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  7. Posted by AliCatterall on 26 February 2007, 4:01 PM

    The more he tried to make his bowtie revolve in a comical fashion by mind-power alone, the more he merely succeeded in passing little farty gusts

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  8. Posted by minijaguar on 26 February 2007, 4:07 PM

    Mr Potato Head

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  9. Posted by AliCatterall on 26 February 2007, 4:44 PM

    The only Shining Jack was doing these days was from the top of his bonce

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  10. Posted by minijaguar on 26 February 2007, 5:12 PM

    smooth operator

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  11. Posted by squaredhoops on 27 February 2007, 2:58 PM

    The Horror!

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  12. Posted by AliCatterall on 27 February 2007, 5:21 PM

    Whatever. I've still slept with more women than you have.

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  13. Posted by minijaguar on 28 February 2007, 3:10 PM

    All work and no play makes Jack a bald boy All work and no play makes Jack a bald boy All work and no play makes Jack a bald boyAll work and no play makes Jack a bald boy... (and so on)

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  14. Posted by AliCatterall on 28 February 2007, 3:22 PM

    "you can't HANDLE the thatch!!"

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  15. Posted by Ripco on 28 February 2007, 5:43 PM

    Jack was happy to be lined up for the new batman film. Jack said "Im very happy to be reprising my role as the Yolker"

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Matthew De Abaitua

Matthew De Abaitua

Matthew De Abaitua is the editor of Film4.com. He is also editor-at-large of The Idler and his first novel The Red Men will be published by Snow Books in 2007.

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