With Noirin in the Diary Room and Marcus elsewhere, the other housemates have taken the opportunity to discuss recent events in the Noirin Fan Club.
"Marcus said something to Noirin," Karly informed the group. "[Noirin] had to tell him [that she didn't fancy him]."
"She told him no more touching," revealed Lisa, apparently the official spokesperson for the whole awkward situation. "He said 'Do you fancy a massage?'. She said 'No, I don't want to make you think there's something because I just want you as a friend.' And he said 'Well you know I've got feelings, so I need to be on my own for a couple of days.'"
There was a big gasp and a laugh from Karly as this news sunk in. Lisa then launched into a song, the lyrics of which were: 'Oh Noirin I want you so much, It's not 'cause of your 36DD cups, I just wanna stroke your face, Jump into your bed but every housemate thinks it's a disgrace'.
That's got number one written all over it.
"He'd know he won't have a chance with Noirin though," said Kris incredulously.
"Surely! I've got more chance than him," spluttered Lisa. Then she suddenly seemed to see it from Marcus's point of view. "But if a girl came in here and I was sitting on her lap and she started messing with my back, I'd think straight away, 'she likes me'."
"Yeah, but you know when you're punching above your weight, like," insisted Kris.
"And that's a big weight difference..." added Karly.
"Heavyweight and featherweight, innit? Bless him," concluded Kris.
Ouch...
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