Having wound up Rodrigo earlier, the House's resident jokers - Kris and Charlie - just can't stop pranking about. Dogface was next on their list.
"Say you've got a girlfriend!" Charlie instructed Kris. "Just go, 'I haven't been 100 per cent honest with you. I've been with my girlfriend for four years now and we've got a son together. I didn't wanna say because I really like you and we've never been right for a while.' Go on! That'll be hilarious!"
But Kris wasn't sure he could convince Dogface, so the boys hatched a new plan - Kris would leave a note on her bed, then go and hide, and the others would tell Dogface he'd left.
"You go and hide down by Lisa's bed!" said Charlie gleefully.
"What shall I put on there?" asked Kris, trying to write the note.
"'I'm so sorry' and just put one kiss," suggested Charlie.
Charlie then headed to the Kitchen to give Dogface the news. Initially she wasn't convinced, but Charlie really gave the story his all. "The past week he's been saying [he wanted to leave]," he babbled, trying not to laugh. "I'm serious. I've checked the whole House, he's not here. He wants to be with you but he's got responsibilities outside that he needs to sort out."
"You're lying!" laughed Dogface, totally unconvinced. "You've got a big grin on your face Charlie."
"I'm not!" said Charlie desperately. "He's said for the past week he's gotta leave. He's got a girlfriend and a son who's two! I promise you!"
Then Rodrigo got involved. "What happened?" he asked Dogface innocently.
"They're winding me up," sniggered Dogface. "They're saying he's left because he's got a girlfriend and a son."
"I don't understand," lied Rodrigo.
But he couldn't pull the wool over Dogface's eyes. "Are you in on this as well?!" she demanded.
Fighting off a smile, Rodrigo miraculously managed to turn it around. "Sophie, if you are joking with me I will be really upset," he said huffily.
Moments later Kris burst out from his hiding place, laughing his head off.
"You *******s!" shouted Dogface, laughing as Kris grabbed her for a huge hug. "Rodrigo was getting me!" she said.
"The way to not laugh was to be angry!" chuckled Rodrigo, the latest arch joker to join the gang.
The boys were thrilled with their success and started plotting another prank straight away. Watch out Ashton Kutcher, they're after your job...
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