It's a sure fire guess that when Bea and Halfwit get together, the conversation will be a pretty highbrow affair. And on this occasion, it was all about internal states and awareness.
"I'd say I was very aware of my internal states which is why I moan," explained Bea with a smile. "Marcus, do you think I moan?" she asked.
"Yes," replied Marcus in a flash.
Sensing a bit of a landslide, Bea canvassed Siavash for his opinion. "Siavash do I moan a lot?" she asked.
"I do not know," replied Siavash hesitantly as if he were being drawn into a trap.
"I said she moans more than everyone in the House put together. I was only being honest. You'd rather I was honest than talked a load of ******** wouldn't you?" commented Marcus.
"No, I'd rather you talked ********," replied Bea with a laugh. "I'm used to you talking ********! It's what we all know and love!"
"Dave, do I moan?" Bea asked as he ambled into the Bedroom.
"In your sleep?" asked David, drawing fewer laughs than expected.
"They're all saying that I moan and whinge all the time," said Bea.
"I'm a bit of a moaner myself," explained David, "so I probably wouldn't see it as much as these guys."
Now THAT is how to be a diplomat…
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