Imagine you were a contestant in the Big Brother House. No, really – you're going to love this. Just how far would you go to ensure your status as a housemate?
Would you shave off your eyebrows? Or maybe walk across broken glass? Perhaps you'd allow yourself to believe someone was riding a motocross bike over you? Or how about changing your name – legally, by deed poll – to, say, Dogface, or Halfwit? Because that's just what Sophie and Freddie did – or as we should now call them, Dogface and Halfwit.
Surprisingly, there wasn't a lot of laughter when they first spilled the beans to the group, but it sank in eventually. "We've legally changed our names," trilled an excited Dogface as they emerged from the Diary Room.
"I've got a new name," added Halfwit.
"I'm Dogface," said Dogface.
"And I'm Halfwit," said Halfwit.
Are you getting all this?
So to make things absolutely clear, Sophie will from this moment on be called Dogface and Freddie will be called Halfwit.
Who'd you think will crack first?
