For the last 24 hours, Siavash has been strutting around the House in a fetching mini-dress, and we have to say it quite suits him. But sadly, sometimes practical considerations must be taken into account, and it's just too darn chilly for a man to wear a skimpy mini-dress today. Or a woman, for that matter.
Siavash was called to the Diary Room and walked in to see something on the chair. "This is disgusting!" he muttered, picking it up.
"Big Brother has provided you with some warm clothing," he was informed.
"Beautiful..." he said dubiously, pulling the stripey jumper over his dress. "You could not give something that would go better with my dress."
"What do you think of the jumper?" enquired Big Brother.
"Er..." Siavash struggled to find a polite response. "It's nice and warm. Itchy. I do like sort of granny-knitted jumpers... Not a really good look with the mini-dress... but beggars cannot be choosers."
"Is it your kind of style?" Big Brother pressed him.
"Ehhhhh... it's not exactly what I would choose for myself, but..." Siavash trailed off. "I'm not going to whinge about it. I'm not going to give you the satisfaction."
"I've been given so much **** in this house," he grumbled quietly, and when he returned to see the other housemates he informed them, "They gave me a ******* ****** jumper."
Well that's not very nice Siavash. Big Brother's nana knitted that, you know.
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