Apparently the good weather has gone to some people's heads. Clearly missing all the sunshine that seems to have done a runner today, Rodrigo and Dogface slathered themselves in fake tan this lunchtime, to mixed reactions from their housemates.
"Sophie... What have you done?!" spluttered Marcus as he saw her walk out of the Bedroom.
"Instant tanner," explained Dogface, turning her bright orange face to look at him. "Why, do I look stupid?"
Kris burst out laughing as he spotted her and Rodrigo examining themselves in the mirror. "What are you two doing?! You've got to wash it off!"
"You can't even tell that much," objected Dogface, literally glowing. "You put make-up on over the top."
"**** off!" said Kris, convinced this was a wind-up, after all his earlier today.
"What's the problem?" said Rodrigo, looking a bit hurt. And a bit like a tangerine. "We just want to look tanned!"
"Are you mental?!" chipped in Marcus, but the two instant-tanned housemates couldn't be dissuaded.
"I like it," said Dogface firmly.
So long as you like it, love, that's the main thing...
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