Another day in the Big Brother House, another intellectual conversation. This lunchtime Marcus has been sculpting his manly man-beard with the electric shaver, while Sophie has been having a bath while wearing a bikini so small that Jodie Marsh would reject it as a bit too revealing.
"Who do you think's going?" she asked idly.
"You," said Marcus, deadpan.
"Who do you think's going tonight?" pressed Sophie.
"You," repeated Marcus. What a wit.
"Shut up!" chuckled Sophie.
"You're definitely going," the Irrepressible Dark Horse informed her... irrepressibly.
"Would you behave yourself?!" shrieked Sophie. "Who do you think's going tonight? And if you say my name it means you fancy me."
Sharp as a tack, Marcus quickly outwitted her. "That ******** in the bath in front of me," he replied. "Who do you think?"
"I don't know, because I think you're very similar," said Sophie thoughtfully. "It's gonna be a close one. Who do you think?"
"You," answered Marcus.
This hilarious repartee continued for a good five minutes before eventually Sophie drew it to a close by telling him, "You're a big smelly fart****, you are."
She has got a point, to be fair.
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