After a fitful night's sleep, Dogface had the puffy eyes of someone who'd cried a river, so instead of putting a comforting arm around her shoulder, Halfwit decided to tell her about last night's dream.
"I had this incredible dream," said Halfwit trying to engage Dogface. "I was in New York with the St Patrick's Day Parade."
"Were you?" replied Dogface doing her best to sound interested.
"Yeah, I was playing all these awesome musical instruments, walking through the streets," he explained enthusiastically. "It was absolutely brilliant. And then I got massively ripped off by a taxi driver."
"Did you?" gasped Dogface, looking shocked at the thought of New York taxi cab in the middle of the Big Brother bedroom.
"Yeah, but it was all worth it," sighed Halfwit as he recalled marching along in a band.
Parades? Taxis? What could it all mean?
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