At this stage in Big Brother, the housemates are usually getting on like a house on fire, with not a bad word to say about each other. Well this year, one housemate is breaking the mould. Marcus has been to the Diary Room this morning and wasted no time in slating every single one of his fellow housemates, not to mention Big Brother. Ouch.
"How are you today Marcus?" asked Big Brother.
"I've been a bit bored the past four or five days," muttered Marcus, slumped sideways in the chair. "Going through the runs was alright, but as soon as we do something you punish us. You need to have a think about what you actually want."
Ah, we had forgotten about Marcus's role as Executive Advisor to Big Brother.
"How do you feel about the punishment?" asked Big Brother.
"I couldn't care less," said Marcus nonchalantly. "The fact that there is a punishment is ****. What the punishment is doesn't matter. Maybe you need to do an announcement over the speakers that you're boring, and say sorry for it."
"How do you think your fellow housemates feel about the punishment?" asked Big Brother, not sounding too worried about being branded boring.
"I think David's gutted," replied Marcus. "You can tell a lot about why people are in it. Lisa a little bit as well, but David's face... he was very angry. I don't think any of the others were too happy about it. They might say they don't give a **** but I think every one of them is thinking about the money."
"I've had fleeting thoughts about it," he admitted. "You can't help it, this close to the end. But I think they've all pretty much worked out how they're going to spend it."
Working himself up into a frenzy of expletive-ridden badmouthing, he continued, "Such tactical voting this week, I can't believe it. What a bunch of lying ******** out there, they really are. I don't give a **** if I go on Friday 'cause I'd rather go, in all honesty, to get away from them. They're just a bunch of bull ********. I'll just be what I want to be, and **** them. I'm bored of this transparent behaviour. Fake ********."
Come on Marcus - tell us what you really think!
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