Relaxing after the afternoon's sporting exertions in the Garden, Karly and Dogface were in the Bedroom reminiscing about their schooldays. Dogface recalled how she used to wear flat shoes and short skirts, while Karly moaned about her school uniform.
"I'd like to go back to school one day," said Karly dreamily. "I wonder what your teachers are thinking about you?" she asked Dogface. To which Dogface reeled off a list of comments from her school reports including stuff like 'never there' and 'easily distracted'.
Karly had an enduring memory of her final days at school. "I wrote in my yearbook, like, 'where do you see yourself in five years time?' and I wrote I'm gonna get a boob job, I'm gonna be famous and I'm gonna be a page three model or something like that, and everybody was like 'yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever Karly. And my teachers were, like..." she tailed off.
"'And she's done it'," interrupted Dogface.
Don't hold back the truth...
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