It's pretty hard to get a nap in the House. Not because of the other housemates, but because Big Brother will sound the alarm if Big Brother suspects someone is sleeping outside of the allotted hours – which Siavash, Marcus and Bea were blatantly doing. But all Big Brother had to do was sound the Cockerel Alarm and they were up and around…
"I'm gonna put my **** up that ******* speaker," shouted Siavash as he stomped around the Bedroom.
And then Dogface walked in and plonked her self on the bed next to Marcus. "She's only there because she wants to sleep next to the beautiful prince," mocked Siavash.
"If you find a beautiful prince in here, please point him out," Dogface chimed back at him.
"Siavash is pretty beautiful," said Bea from the safety of her quilt.
"That's what you said to me first night," sighed Siavash with a smug grin.
"She's not got her contact lenses in," laughed Dogface.
"I definitely fancy Siavash," Bea said again.
"Bea, right back at ya. I would tap that ass left and right," said Siavash smoothly. "Under different circumstances," he added after a pause.
"I hope you're not just getting my hopes up Siavash," sighed Bea. "I'm gonna come looking for you. That's not supposed to sound as ominous as it does," she added, realising she sounded like a bit stalker-like.
"Now I'm worrying I told you where I live," said a concerned-looking Siavash.
Be afraid Siavash, be very afraid…
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