Uh-oh. It's that time of the summer again, when all the housemates get misty-eyed and start talking about what a wonderful life-changing experience this has been. Although to be fair, David's been saying it since 20 minutes after he got into the House.
"Day 85! I cannot believe it," announced Charlie in the Garden. Maybe that's because it's actually Day 86.
"I can't believe I've been here 42 days Lisa!" gushed David.
"I can't believe we're nearly at the end of the ******* show!" shrieked Lisa.
"It's 'cause every week you think I don't wanna go, but now you know that in a week's time whether you're here or not, you've got to go," garbled Charlie.
Lisa took a deep, philosophical sigh. "But you know what, for me Charl, getting into the final - that's it for me," she said solemnly. "THE FINAL. I thought I was going weeks and weeks ago. Even if I go before Friday, I'm gonna be the happiest, proudest girl from Birmingham."
Set your sights higher Lisa - you might even be the proudest girl from the Midlands.
"My mum will be so proud of me, and my friends, and I'm proud of myself," she went on. "I've got on with all the young'ns and had a laugh. It's like the young'ns have just thought I was young anyway."
"I've had a ******* hell of a ******* summer," agreed David, sounding a bit like Marcus. "Six weeks of ******* heaven. The tasks, the parties, the laughs, the wind-ups..."
"I'm just really happy," said Lisa, in case anyone was unclear. "And like, I thank Big Brother for giving me the chance to come do it all. They've sort of spoiled us."
We don't remember you saying that when they wouldn't give you extra tobacco...
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