Stick a load of hormonal all-but post-pubescent people in an enclosed space and what do you think they're gonna talk about? Sex, of course.
"Bisexuals have more fun don't you know," laughed Halfwit as he and Dogface sat in the Kitchen and discussed who fancied who in the House.
"It's weird," he added, "this is so different from normal life."
"Is Angel your type," asked Dogface, "do you like older women?"
Everyone sitting comfortably, 'cause here comes one of Halfwit's lengthy explanations
"That's the thing, because Angel isn't my type and Charlie's really not my type at all," Halfwit began in earnest. "But it's interesting, because here I'm getting to know people who wouldn't ordinarily be my type at all. But that's why it's so interesting, finding the depth in people," he added thoughtfully
then added: "Charlie's body is my type and Angels mind is my type. Little bits of people are my type know what I mean?"
Halfwit managed to explain all to his confused audience by settling on two definitive groups. "I'm definitely into artistic girls and muscly men," he laughed.
Marcus, who was also sat nearby, just ate his toast. Slowly. Deliberately.
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