Big Brother is as clued up about the outside world as the world inside the House. So, Big Brother knows there are certain questions you don't ask if you don't handle the truth too well, such as; 'do you love me?' or 'does my bum look big in this?' Sree clearly isn't quite as clued up as he proved during a conversation with Dogface.
"Do you think I'm annoying in this House?" Sree asked Dogface as they sat in the Garden.
But Dogface was in a world of her own and only managed to say 'mmm' and nod.
"Are you sure?" Sree asked again looking confused.
"What?" said Dogface, looking like someone just waved some smelling salts under her nose.
"Do you think I'm annoying?" Sree asked again.
"Oh no, no, I don't," Dogface explained. "I did when you first came in – I didn't know you then," she added.
"How would you describe my character in this House?" asked Sree as he swished his rod around fishing for compliments.
"I'd say funny," answered Dogface in the kind of way you'd answer if you were approached by someone in the street with a clipboard questionnaire. "The things you say are funny. You're a kind person."
"And?" said an unsatisfied Sree.
"And handsome," added Dogface with a nervous laugh, looking like she thought she might be Sree's new 'best friend'.
"What do you think after Noirin's issue with me?" he asked.
"I think she's fine about it. She's not bothered about it now. I think you're back to normal," said Dogface. "Friends," she added quickly, "do you still like her?
"I like her as a friend," said Sree with a downward glance.
You sure about that Sree?
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