
Wetblanket brings us short, but oh so sweet, ROCK BOTTOM, sketch. If you go down to the wooded area in your park today, you might want to avoid these two...
EXT: A TRAMP IS SITTING ON A BENCH; A SECOND APPROACHES AND HANDS HIM A BOTTLE IN A BROWN PAPER BAG.
George: There you go, Bob. Sorry, it's all I could get.
BOB GRUNTS, OPENS THE BOTTLE AND TAKES A SWIG. SUDDENLY HE LEAPS UP AND SINGS THE CHORUS TO WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GOGO ACCOMPANIED BY A SILLY LITTLE DANCE. HE STOPS ABRUPTLY AND LOOKS CONFUSED THEN RIPS THE BAG TO REVEAL THE BOTTLE.
Bob: Oh, George... have we sunk this low?
GEORGE HANGS HIS HEAD IN SHAME AND CAMERA REVEALS THE BOTTLE IS LAMBRINI.
CAMERA PANS OUT TO THE STRAINS OF BOB AND GEORGE SINGING HI HO SILVER LINING.
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