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yielding
Yielding!

Comedy Ladder Position: 1

Points: 137

Currently taking a break from doing nothing by doing nothing with a smile on my face.

I'll be back in a couple of weeks, unless of course you're reading this from the future; in which case I'm probably back already and haven't got around to changing my profile yet... sorry.


My Web Address:

The Yielding I.


VIDEO ENTRIES

Gerald on Cats

Gerald the Hamster shares his opinions on the nature of felines.

Status:
Published 17-06-2007

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Duration:
0:52

Rating:
2.6 stars


Status:
Published 16-06-2007

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Duration:
0:19

Rating:
2.1 stars


Moon-Shandy's Lot.

Trailer-park philosopher Moon-Shandy shares his wisdom on the subject of spam e-mails, with a little help from his lovely wife Botox.

Status:
Published 15-06-2007

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Duration:
1:45

Rating:
3.3 stars


Twenty-three

Just a quickie!

Status:
Published 14-06-2007

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Duration:
0:10

Rating:
2.4 stars


Big Love

Based upon a true story.

Status:
Published 14-06-2007

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Duration:
2:55

Rating:
3.1 stars


Do your Duty!

Wartime propaganda rescued from the imaginary archives.

Status:
Published 14-06-2007

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Duration:
1:22

Rating:
3.0 stars


Star TWOC!

Jabba Pollard explains it all.

Status:
Published 14-06-2007

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Duration:
1:08

Rating:
2.7 stars


Beware the Monkey...

Silent but deadly.

Status:
Published 12-06-2007

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Duration:
0:10

Rating:
3.0 stars


The Gallapagi Monkey

Rare and mystical.

Status:
Published 07-06-2007

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Duration:
1:13

Rating:
3.1 stars


Do your Duty!

Wartime propaganda rescued from the imaginary archives.

Status:
Published 04-06-2007

Submitted for:

Duration:
1:22


Star TWOC!

Jabba Pollard explains it all.

Status:
Published 03-06-2007

Submitted for:

Duration:
1:08


Twenty-three

Just a quickie!

Status:
Published 30-04-2007

Submitted for:

Duration:
0:10

Rating:
2.4 stars


People's Poetry: Valentines.

A vintage special edition of the non-existant classic series - People's Poetry.

Status:
Published 30-04-2007

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Duration:
2:10

Rating:
3.2 stars


Big Love

Based upon a true story.

Status:
Published 30-04-2007

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Duration:
2:55

Rating:
2.2 stars


Twenty-three

Just a quickie!

Status:
Published 05-04-2007

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Duration:
0:10

Rating:
2.4 stars


The Titty Parade!

Well... you asked for surreal.

Status:
Published 30-03-2007

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Duration:
1:20

Rating:
2.4 stars


The second annual comedy event

Vintage footage of the fore-runner to comic relief, rescued from the imaginary archives.

Status:
Published 20-03-2007

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Duration:
4:14

Rating:
4.0 stars


People's Poetry: Valentines.

A vintage special edition of the non-existant classic series - People's Poetry.

Status:
Published 20-03-2007

Submitted for:

Duration:
2:10

Rating:
3.2 stars


Big Love

Based upon a true story.

Status:
Published 20-03-2007

Submitted for:

Duration:
2:55

Rating:
3.0 stars


The second annual comedy event

Vintage footage of the fore-runner to comic relief, rescued from the imaginary archives.

Status:
Published 04-03-2007

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Duration:
4:14

Rating:
4.3 stars


The Pet Care Emporium

Short animation rendered in the style of the locally funded cinema advertisements of the eighties.

Status:
Published 02-03-2007

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Duration:
0:30

Rating:
3.8 stars


Big Love

Based upon a true story.

Status:
Published 24-02-2007

Submitted for:

Duration:
2:55

Rating:
3.8 stars


People's Poetry: Valentines.

A vintage special edition of the non-existant classic series - People's Poetry.

Status:
Published 12-02-2007

Submitted for:

Duration:
2:10

Rating:
3.9 stars


Viewer's view

Archive footage of the first ever episode of Viewer's view.

Status:
Published 06-02-2007

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Duration:
2:29

Rating:
4.2 stars


Star in a Jar.

It's a star... in a Jar!

Status:
Published 19-01-2007

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Duration:
1:38

Rating:
2.3 stars


Space Junk

They come in peace!

Status:
Published 17-12-2006

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Duration:
1:58

Rating:
3.5 stars

Editor Comments

“Great, liked this a lot, my favourite of the 3, but could definitely do with an edit. Perhaps just do the reveal of what is actually being said just the once. Would have more impact I reckon.”   (tim_sear...)


Fantesticle Journey

Don't you just love train journeys?

Status:
Published 05-12-2006

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Duration:
0:30

Rating:
5.0 stars

Editor Comments

“Really funny idea and great animation. The only thing that I think you should tweak is the text at the end. I think you should just have it all in the same writing and maybe each sentence should come up one at a time so that the pay off line, that makes sense of everything, really gets driven home. But a great idea with real potential”   (C4_Commi...)


Mistletoe

A selection box of Christmas nonsense... Some scenes may not be suitable for younger viewers!

Status:
Published 18-11-2006

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Duration:
3:08

Rating:
4.3 stars


Doomsday

Just a short cartoon, (very) loosely based on my sci-fi entry, Red-eye villain and able.

Status:
Published 09-11-2006

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Duration:
0:43

Rating:
4.0 stars

Editor Comments

“I liked this a lot. The set up really works because the voice is threatening. You could make the alien more ferocious looking but the simplicity is great. The reveal is swift and clear and beautifully timed.”   (4Laughs_...)


Howzaboutabitta!

Something thrown together.

Status:
Published 06-11-2006

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Duration:
1:00

Rating:
2.9 stars


The dangers of Mental

A short public information film raising awareness on the issues of mental health.

Status:
Published 27-10-2006

Submitted for:

Duration:
1:00

Rating:
4.0 stars


Far-toon

This is my first attempt at an animated short, so I decided to keep it very, very simple.

Status:
Published 22-10-2006

Submitted for:

Duration:
1:08

Rating:
5.0 stars

Editor Comments

“Congratulations to Yielding on being our first video winner! This was Yielding's first attempt at an animation, and went down extremely well with the other 4Laughs users, who's ratings took it to the top of the table. It seems that sometimes simplicty is key, either that - or fart gags! ”   (davina_e...)


AUDIO ENTRIES

Big Love!

Er... it's a song - sorry.

Status:
Published 25-03-2007

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I'd like to thank...

The National Music Awards.

Status:
Published 25-03-2007

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Beyond the Melody

Exploring the origins of the Yielding Insanity Band.

Status:
Published 25-03-2007

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Pack your bags!

Just another song I wrote on the subject of tact.

Status:
Published 04-01-2007

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Rating:
2.6 stars


Too Much Ugly People

Just a little song that I wrote. Sorry about the low quality.

Status:
Published 04-01-2007

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Rating:
2.6 stars


Pack your bags!

Just another song I wrote on the subject of tact.

Status:
Published 07-11-2006

Submitted for:

Rating:
4.0 stars


Too Much Ugly People

Just a little song that I wrote. Sorry about the low quality.

Status:
Published 01-11-2006

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Rating:
3.0 stars


IMAGE ENTRIES

This one came first!

The answer to the age old question.

Status:
Published 21-02-2007

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Rating:
2.5 stars

Logging on to 4laughs...

More toilet humour!

Status:
Published 04-01-2007

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Suddenly...

A little bit of toilet humour.

Status:
Published 04-01-2007

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Political Satire

The final nail...

Status:
Published 24-11-2006

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Rating:
2.5 stars

Quick-sketch 3

I'm all doodled out!

Status:
Published 06-11-2006

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Rating:
3.2 stars

Quick-sketch 2

Another little doodle!

Status:
Published 06-11-2006

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Rating:
2.3 stars

The male of the species

Is there a booby-prize?

Status:
Published 06-11-2006

Submitted for:

Rating:
2.6 stars

Addicted...

Just another quick sketch.

Status:
Published 27-10-2006

Submitted for:

Rating:
3.4 stars

Logging on to 4laughs...

More toilet humour!

Status:
Published 27-10-2006

Submitted for:

Rating:
3.6 stars

Suddenly...

A little bit of toilet humour.

Status:
Published 27-10-2006

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Rating:
3.3 stars

Top hat and no tail!

Half kitten - half penguin baby, the Pussiguin long to be taken seriously by his penguin friends.

Status:
Published 16-10-2006

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Rating:
3.5 stars

Top hat and no tail!

Half kitten - half penguin baby, the Pussiguin long to be taken seriously by his penguin friends.

Status:
Published 16-10-2006

Submitted for:

Rating:
3.6 stars

Dogeon.

The result of a top secret cross-breeding experiment involving a dog and a pigeon.

Status:
Published 15-10-2006

Submitted for:

Rating:
3.3 stars

CAPTION ENTRIES
CAPTION COMP

"Scary, Sporty, Posh, Baby and Ginger enjoys a drink with Prince William and the take that boys. "

Status:
Published 05-07-2007

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CAPTION COMP

"Is it in yet?"

Status:
Published 15-06-2007

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CAPTION COMP

"During the winter months the lesbian chorus resorted to using Edna's vagina as a winter coat for their beloved pet pig. "

Status:
Published 11-06-2007

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CAPTION COMP

"Please find enclosed the suggested book cover for 'The beginners guide to making pork sausages'."

Status:
Published 11-06-2007

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CAPTION COMP

"The Irish trio were resolute in their ambition to hump Jade Goody's brains out."

Status:
Published 11-06-2007

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CAPTION COMP

"Ramsay suffers the ill-effects of waking up at the crack of Dawn."

Status:
Published 11-05-2007

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CAPTION COMP

"The guardian's 'Spot the Moose' competition just got a .little harder. "

Status:
Published 11-05-2007

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CAPTION COMP

"Dawn French can't believe her luck as a chocolate covered Gordon Ramsey utters the immortal words 'Bite me!'."

Status:
Published 11-05-2007

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CAPTION COMP

"Dawn French was unimpressed as Gordon Ramsey stepped into David Dickinson's shoes to play the part of a Chocolate orange"

Status:
Published 11-05-2007

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CAPTION COMP

"Ted's happy demeanour was lost when he tried to kop a feel of his new bride but discovered something lumpy."

Status:
Published 20-03-2007

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CAPTION COMP

"Geoff decided that this may not be the perfect time to squeeze out a smelly one."

Status:
Published 20-03-2007

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CAPTION COMP

"Terry's growth was getting so big he decided to put a wig on it and pretend he had a sister. "

Status:
Published 20-03-2007

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CAPTION COMP

"Striken with grief at the loss of her terrier, Amy failed to notice the strange man urinuating down the back of her legs"

Status:
Published 20-03-2007

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CAPTION COMPETITION

"Hey Kyle - your G-string's showing!"

Status:
Published 13-12-2006

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EDITOR'S BLOG

"After spending 24 hours playing nothing but old video-games and drinking cola, these players were desperate for a Wii."

Status:
Published 11-12-2006

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CAPTION COMP

"Jeremy Beadle couldn't stop giggling behind his disguise as Prince Charles prepared to accept the crown from his mother."

Status:
Published 04-12-2006

Submitted for:


CAPTION COMP

"Try as she might, she just couldn't get the lid off the novelty Take-That cookie jar."

Status:
Published 01-12-2006

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Editor Comments

“Yielding gets another vital comedy point with this amusing li'l caption to stretch his lead at the top of the comedy ladder. ”   (cnorman)


CAPTION COMP

"And for my second wish..."

Status:
Published 20-11-2006

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STORYBOARD

"King Arthur spotted the killer bunny,"

Status:
Published 17-11-2006

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CAPTION COMP

"At a recent press conference, Liza Minnelli refused to comment on David Guests appearance in 'I'm a celebrity...'."

Status:
Published 15-11-2006

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CAPTION COMP

"The highs and lows of celebrity life are clearly taking their toll on the Cheeky Girls."

Status:
Published 10-11-2006

Submitted for:


CAPTION COMP

"Despite health and safety precautions, Fergie's erotic ping-pong-ball trick still recieved a mixed reception."

Status:
Published 09-11-2006

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CAPTION COMPETITION

"Refused a chance to chew on Jordan's beaver, Johnny had to make do with a nibble of her koala."

Status:
Published 06-11-2006

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CAPTION COMPETITION

"The hollywood remake of 'On the Buses' wasn't as popular with fans of the show as producers had hoped."

Status:
Published 03-11-2006

Submitted for:

Editor Comments

“Placing these vogue ragamuffins in the same context as a tardy British sitcom really tickled the 4Laughs funny bone. Concise, eloquent, and well executed.”   (cnorman)


CAPTION COMPETITION

"Bitterly disappointed, Kevin decides to return his mail order bride to the agency and ask for a refund."

Status:
Published 02-11-2006

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CAPTION COMPETITION

"Despite the plastic surgeon's strike, Joan Rivers and her daughter endeavoured to give their best on the red carpet."

Status:
Published 31-10-2006

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Freddie Mercury: Now appearing in Les Mis!

"The touring stage production of 'Where's Waldo?' finally makes it to Kasakhstan."

Status:
Published 30-10-2006

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Freddie Mercury: Now appearing in Les Mis!

"Some time later Borat realized that the reason the flash wasn't working was because someone had stolen his camera."

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Published 30-10-2006

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It's a bird eat bird world out there!

"The taxidermist's version of the traditional russian dolls wasn't as popular with the ornathologists as he had thought. "

Status:
Published 27-10-2006

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Editor Comments

“Yielding somehow managed to combine intelligence AND comedy and apply it to a picture that was quite limiting - good work!!”   (cnorman)


It's a bird eat bird world out there!

"Pelican: Mmmm, Dorothy was right... they DO taste like chicken."

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Published 27-10-2006

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It's a bird eat bird world out there!

"The pigeon had to conceed that the toilets in Hyde Park were of a much better standard than he had expected."

Status:
Published 27-10-2006

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Who says clowns are scary!?

"The red-hanky-gang make good their escape after a daring raid on the Toys R Us warehouse."

Status:
Published 26-10-2006

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Who says clowns are scary!?

"Les Dennis's triumphant return to showbiz passed unnoticed as the crowd failed to recognize him with a smile on his face"

Status:
Published 26-10-2006

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Who says clowns are scary!?

"Curcus performers paraded through London today in support for the proposed ban on clown hunting. "

Status:
Published 26-10-2006

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Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

"From his secret lair in the grounds of St Peters cemetary..."

Status:
Published 26-10-2006

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Mascherano auditions for a part in Platoon

"Ref: He says it hurts when I touch him here. Javier: Do it again then!"

Status:
Published 24-10-2006

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Mascherano auditions for a part in Platoon

"Ref (to Javier): How many times have I told you... don't play with your food!"

Status:
Published 24-10-2006

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Little did Zara & Natasha know that their glow sticks had been replaced by knives & forks.

"On your marks..... get set.......go!"

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Published 23-10-2006

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Little did Zara & Natasha know that their glow sticks had been replaced by knives & forks.

"Hard to resist the calories? Make it easy with the 'Can't Reach it, Can't Eat it diet', simply glue your elbows closed."

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Published 23-10-2006

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Little did Zara & Natasha know that their glow sticks had been replaced by knives & forks.

"With Jamie Oliver still missing, the staff at Turkey Twizzler Inc can't wait to try the companies new line of burgers."

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Published 23-10-2006

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Editor Comments

“The entire notion of Turkey Twizzlers is quite hilarious in itself, but complemented with the photo of two young fillies smiling slyly at the prospect of eating Jamie Oliver and you're certainly on to a winner! ”   (cnorman)


Tony's disguise was just da bomb

"Oh, don't mind them - they're just trying to win the Guardians new photograph a fart competition."

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Published 20-10-2006

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Tony's disguise was just da bomb

"One, two, three, four... I declaire a thumb war... go!"

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Published 20-10-2006

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Tony's disguise was just da bomb

"Like the brolly-really phat,love the jacket,love the hat.New in town love to chat,just met Cameron,what a... nice guy"

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Published 20-10-2006

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Hey there blimpy boy...

"Will the owner of the Blue Blimp, license No: M3R L1N please move it, as it is blocking the arrival of the Sun God."

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Published 20-10-2006

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Editor Comments

“Sometimes the simple jokes are the best. We had a lot of good entries for this competition, but Yielding's stood out for its simplicity and avoidance of a nob gag. For all those who thought that the blimp looked like their penis, I suggest you book an appoinment with your GP.”   (dancoope...)


Hey there blimpy boy...

"Although the bowls look was improved by the new druid nativity scene, the blue goldfish still missed the old gravel."

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Published 20-10-2006

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Hey there blimpy boy...

"With Merlin's new invention, the medievil paparazzi were able to capture exclusive ariel shots of King Arthur's big day "

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Published 20-10-2006

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"Leave me alone with my pawn"

"Topalov: And for my third wish I'd like..."

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Published 19-10-2006

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"Leave me alone with my pawn"

"Topalov: This is Wednesday isn't it?"

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Published 18-10-2006

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"Leave me alone with my pawn"

"After three days of waiting, it became clear to Topalov that Vlad wasn't coming back with his Happy meal. "

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Published 18-10-2006

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"Leave me alone with my pawn"

"Vlad soon found that, although very impressive, his invisibility formula didn't make it any easier to win at chess."

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Published 18-10-2006

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If this premiere's not up to scratch heads will roll!

"Kirsten: I got the role due to my acting talent, Jason got the because he... er... Jason - wipe your lip!"

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Published 17-10-2006

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If this premiere's not up to scratch heads will roll!

"To the delight of the paparazzi, Kirsten Dunst had no idea that the back of her dress was tucked into her knickers."

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Published 17-10-2006

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Editor Comments

“Now, I'm not sure if it's just because I'm a girl, but this caption made me giggle long after I'd read it. We all know Ms.Dunst is far too perfect to really get her dress stuck in her pants, but wouldn't it be nice....”   (davina_e...)


This lovely cover PLUS DVD could be yours!

"The wedding co-ordinators were shocked, but agree to the tennis players demands."

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Published 16-10-2006

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Freaky Friday

"Manson: Talk to the hand 'cause the face is caked in kak!"

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Published 13-10-2006

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Freaky Friday

"Ozzy: This Manson ventriloquist dummy isn't half difficult to get my hand into! Manson: Try jiggling it a bit!"

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Published 13-10-2006

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Freaky Friday

"Manson: (Whispering) What we haven't told Ozzy, is that the cloning experiment wasn't the success we thought would be!"

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Published 13-10-2006

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Freaky Friday

"My god Sharon! Are you wearing stilts or did I just fall down a big hole again?"

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Published 13-10-2006

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Freaky Friday

"Okay Ozzy, now you have to tell me how many of these kids have blonde hair, but the catch is - they've all got masks on!"

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Published 13-10-2006

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SCRIPT ENTRIES
Seinfeld script comp
The Confession
"INT. CHURCH CONFESSIONAL,/PATRON SIDE. GEORGE COSTANZA ENTERS AND SITS DOWN, DRAWING THE CURTAIN. GEORGE: Bless me father for I have sinned, it has be..."
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Published 25-06-2007

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SCRIPT COMP
Trick or treat?
"EXT. HANGMAN'S GALLOWS. A SMALL CROWD IS GATHERED AROUND THE GALLOWS. THE PRISONER IS STANDING ON THE GALLOWS WITH HIS HANDS TIED BEHIND HIS BACK AND T..."
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Published 14-05-2007

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SCRIPT COMP
Raising the dead.
"INT. BIBLICAL TOMB. SUNLIGHT FILTERS IN THROUGH THE OPENED TOMB ENTRANCE. PETER IS STANDING BESIDE A LOW STONE ALTER, UPON WHICH IS THE BODY OF LAZARUS..."
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Published 14-05-2007

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SCRIPT COMP
Famous last words...
"INT. VICTORIAN BEDROOM. THE DIMLY LIT ROOM DENOTES A FAMILY OF HIGH STATUS. OPULENCE IS IN ABUNDANCE. ABOVE THE BED IS A PROUD PORTRAIT OF HENRY, HIS W..."
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Published 14-05-2007

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OPEN SCRIPT COMP
Z is for Zebra
"EXT. GARDEN OF EDEN. ADAM AND EVE ARE SITTING ON A SOFA MADE OF GRASS, EVE IS SLEEPING WITH AN APPLE IN ONE HAND AND A HALF EATEN LEMON IN THE OTHER, ADAM..."
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Published 12-04-2007

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OPEN SCRIPT COMP
Y for Yacht
"EXT. DECK OF A SINKING YACHT. A HUSBAND AND WIFE ARE STANDING ON THE ANGLED DECK WITH THEIR ARMS FOLDED. HUSBAND: I knew I should have married this bo..."
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Published 12-04-2007

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OPEN SCRIPT COMP
X is for X-ray
"INT. PROCTOLOGIST'S OFFICE. THE PROCTOLOGIST IS SAT AT HIS DESK HOLDING UP AN X-RAY WITH ONE HAND AND THE TELEPHONE TO HIS EAR WITH THE OTHER. THE X-RA..."
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Published 12-04-2007

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OPEN SCRIPT COMP
W is for Worm
"A WORM WITH A FACE IS LYING IN THE SOIL ENJOYING THE DAY. SUDDENLY A GIANT SPADE SLAMS DOWN AND CUTS THE WORM IN TWO. AFTER A MOMENT, THE SEVERED LOWER..."
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Published 12-04-2007

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OPEN SCRIPT COMP
V is for Violin
"INT. LIVING ROOM. AN ELDERLY MAN IS SITTING BY THE RADIO. ON THE RADIO A SAXOPHONE SOLO IS COMING TO AN END. DISC JOCKEY: (VIA RADIO) That was Cour..."
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Published 12-04-2007

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OPEN SCRIPT COMP
U is for Umbrella
"INT. PROCTOLOGIST'S OFFICE. A MAN IS UP ON THE TABLE ON ALL FOURS WITH HIS TROUSERS DOWN. THERE IS AN UMBRELLA HANDLE STICKING OUT FROM HIS RECTUM. THE..."
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Published 12-04-2007

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OPEN SCRIPT COMP
T is for Teeth
"INT. LIVING ROOM. AN ELDERLY WIFE IS SITTING IN THE ROCKING CHAIR READING A NEWSPAPER. AN ELDERLY HUSBAND ENTERS, FROWNING. HUSBAND: Have you seen ..."
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Published 12-04-2007

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OPEN SCRIPT COMP
S is for Shoe
"INT. LIVING ROOM. DANNY IS SITTING IN THE ARMCHAIR READING A NEWSPAPER. THE SOUND OF THE FRONT DOOR OPENING AND CLOSING CAN BE HEARD. DANNY: Is tha..."
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Published 12-04-2007

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OPEN SCRIPT COMP
R is for Rabbit
"INT. PROCTOLOGIST'S OFFICE A GIANT RABBIT IS SITTING ON ALL FOURS WITH IT'S BUM IN THE AIR. THE PROCTOLOGIST IS STUDYING THE ANIMALS RECTUM. PROCTOL..."
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Published 12-04-2007

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OPEN SCRIPT COMP
Q is for Queen
"INT. LAVISH FOYER A COLLECTION OF CELEBRITIES ARE LINED UP NERVOUSLY WAITING TO MEET THE QUEEN. THE QUEEN ENTERS AND APPROACHES KENNY, THE NEAREST CELE..."
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Published 12-04-2007

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OPEN SCRIPT COMP
P is for Pig
"EXT. FARMYARD PIG STY THE STEREOTYPICAL DEVON FARMER IS LEANING ON THE FENCE OF THE STY CHEWING A STALK OF GRASS AND LOOKING ADORINGLY AT THE PIGS. HE ..."
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Published 12-04-2007

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OPEN SCRIPT COMP
O is for Orange
"INT. SUPERMARKET. A WOMAN IS WALKING DOWN THE FRUIT AISLE LOOKING AT THE APPLES, PEARS ETC. AS SHE PASSES THE ORANGES SHE LETS OUT A YELP AND STEPS BAC..."
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Published 12-04-2007

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OPEN SCRIPT COMP
N is for Nail
"INT. SNAIL PRISON CANTEEN SNAILS OF ALL SHAPES AND SIZES ARE QUEUING FOR THEIR MEALS OR SITTING DOWN TO EAT THEM. MIKE THE SNAIL SITS DOWN NEXT TO BARR..."
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Published 12-04-2007

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OPEN SCRIPT COMP
M is for Monkey
"INT. CORRIDOR. EMILY AND STAN ARE HEADING FOR BED. EMILY: I'll just say goodnight to Johnny. STAN NODS AND CONTINUES TOWARDS THEIR BEDROOM AS EMILY..."
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L is for Lemon
"EXT. GARDEN OF EDEN. ADAM AND EVE ARE SITTING ON A SOFA MADE OF GRASS. EVE IS SLEEPING WITH AN APPLE IN HER RIGHT HAND AND A HALF EATEN LEMON IN THE OTHER..."
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K is for Kettle
"INT. KITCHEN/ C.U. SHELF. THE POT IS SITTING BESIDE THE KETTLE, BOTH HAVE ANIMATED FACES. THE POT IS LOOKING SMUG WHILE THE KETTLE IS LOOKING SHOCKED AND ..."
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J is for Jack-in-a-box
"INT. FUNERAL SERVICE A QUEUE OF FORMALLY DRESSED PEOPLE ARE WAITING TO PAY THEIR RESPECTS TO THE DECEASED MAN IN THE OPEN COFFIN. GONAD NIPPLETHWAITE ..."
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I is for Igloo
"EXT. SNOWY WASTELAND AN INUIT COUPLE ARE SITTING IN THE CENTRE OF THE WASTELAND ON SMALL WICKER STOOLS, HUDDLED AROUND AN ELECTRIC HEATER. THE WIFE IS ..."
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OPEN SCRIPT COMP
H is for Horse
"EXT. PADDOCK AN UNHAPPY HORSE IS STANDING IN THE PADDOCK LOOKING GLUM. A SECOND HORSE APPROACHES. SECOND HORSE: Why the long face? THE UNHAPPY H..."
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OPEN SCRIPT COMP
F is for Fish
"INT. COVERED MARKET. A BLIND MAN IS WALKING THROUGH THE MARKET, HIS WHITE CANE TAPPING THE FLOOR IN FRONT OF HIM. THE BLIND MAN WALKS PAST A FISH STALL..."
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OPEN SCRIPT COMP
G is for Garden
"EXT. GARDEN. NORMAN IS SITTING IN A DECKCHAIR WITH HIS EYES CLOSED. A NOISE TO HIS LEFT ROUSES HIM AND HE LOOKS TO SEE A POLICEMAN DIGGING IN HIS FLOWE..."
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OPEN SCRIPT COMP
E is for Egg
"INT. LIVING ROOM. TREVOR (AGED 7) IS SITTING ON THE SOFA. HIS DAD ENTERS WITH HIS HANDS BEHIND HIS BACK. TREVOR SMILES EXPECTANTLY. DAD: Do you ..."
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D is for Dog
"EXT. LONDON ZOO. BARRY IS STANDING IN FRONT OF THE ENTRANCE TO THE ZOO, COVERING WILMA'S EYES WITH HIS HANDS. PASTED OVER THE SIGN READING 'LONDON ZOO'..."
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C is for Cat
"INT. JENNY'S APARTMENT/ NIGHT. JENNY AND DAVE ENTER, FRESH FROM A NIGHT OUT. JENNY: You sit down, I'll make that coffee. DAVE TAKES A SEAT ON THE ..."
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B is for Baby
"INT. HOSPITAL DELIVERY ROOM. A WOMAN IS GIVING BIRTH WHILE HER HUSBAND REASSURINGLY HOLDS HER HAND AND ENCOURAGES HER TO PUSH. THE DOCTOR STRUGGLES AND..."
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A is for Apple
"EXT. GARDEN OF EDEN. ADAM AND EVE ARE SITTING ON A SOFA MADE OF GRASS. EVE IS DOZING WITH HER UPTURNED HANDS IN HER LAP. ADAM IS EATING AN APPLE. VOICE..."
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Gossip sketch #011
"INT. CLASSROOM. THE CLASSROOM IS HALF FULL OF PUPILS, ALL ARE WEARING MATCHING UNIFORMS WITH MAROON BLAZERS. MORE PUPILS ARE FILING IN AND TAKING TO..."
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Gossip sketch #019
"INT. NEWS-ROOM. THE NEWSREADER IS SITTING FORMALLY BEHIND THE NEWS-DESK SHUFFLING HIS PAPERS. NEWSREADER: I'm off to the shops now, but before..."
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Gossip sketch #020
"INT. HOSPITAL CORRIDOR. THE EXAM ROOM DOOR IS HANGING OFF IT'S HINGES. THE TELEPHONE IS SWINGING LOOSE FROM IT'S CRADLE. THE CORRIDOR IS FULL OF GOR..."
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Gossip sketch #018
"INT. HOSPITAL CORRIDOR. A DOCTOR (JAMES) IS BENT OVER PEEKING THROUGH A GAP IN THE DOOR OF AN EXAMINATION ROOM. ON THE WALL BY THE DOOR IS A TELEPHO..."
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Gossip sketch #012
"INT. NEWS-ROOM. THE NEWSREADER IS GLANCING OVER HIS NOTES. NEWSREADER: (TO CAMERA) Did you hear what that George Bush said about carbon emission..."
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Gossip sketch #017
"INT. DAYTIME TV STUDIO. JUDY IS SITTING ON A SOFA SOBBING SOFTLY. A NUMBER OF TECHNICIANS ARE CLUMSILY DISMANTLING THE SET. SHE DESPERATELY GRABS..."
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Gossip Sketch #014
"EXT SCHOOL PLAYING FIELDS. TWO TEENAGE BOYS ARE SLOWLY WALKING AROUND A SMALL BLOOD SPLATTERED AREA OF THE PLAYING FIELD CARRYING LARGE BASKETS. THEY..."
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Gossip sketch #016
"INT. NEWSAGENTS. KERRY AND FREDA ARE STANDING BEHIND THE COUNTER DRINKING COFFEE. KERRY 'S EYES ARE REDDENED AND CLEARLY CAUSING HER PAIN. FREDA ..."
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Gossip sketch #015
"INT. NEWS-ROOM. THE NEWSREADER IS SMILING SECRETIVELY. NEWSREADER: (TO CAMERA) You know that John Prescott? HE LOOKS AROUND DISCREETLY TO ..."
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Gossip sketch #013
"INT. DAYTIME TV STUDIO. JUDY IS SITTING ON A SOFA BESIDE A LARGE COLOUR MONITOR. ON THE MONITOR IS A CAPTION READING: THE JUDY VINEGAR SHOW. JUDY..."
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Gossip sketch #010
"INT. WORKS CANTEEN. THE CANTEEN IS FULL OF OFFICE WORKERS SELECTING AND ENJOYING THEIR LUNCH. JULIE AND SARAH HAVE JUST PAID FOR THEIR TRAYS OF FOOD ..."
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Gossip sketch #009
"EXT. PARK BENCH. TWO ALSATIANS ARE SITTING ON THE BENCH WEARING HUMAN CLOTHES. DOG #1 IS READING A NEWSPAPER, DOG#2 IS WATCHING SOMETHING OFF-CAMERA. ..."
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Gossip sketch #002
"INT. MOVING SCHOOL BUS THE BUS IS FULL OF CHILDREN AGED AROUND TWELVE YEARS OLD. ALL ARE WEARING MATCHING UNIFORMS WITH MAROON BLAZERS. TIMMY AND ERIC ..."
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Gossip sketch #001
"INT. DAYTIME TV STUDIO JUDY IS SITTING ON THE SOFA BESIDE A LARGE COLOUR MONITOR. ON THE MONITOR IS A CAPTION READING: THE JUDY VINEGAR SHOW. JUDY:..."
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Gossip sketch #008
"INT. NEWSAGENTS. FREDA IS STANDING BEHIND THE COUNTER DRINKING COFFEE, KERRY IS NERVOUSLY LOOKING OUT OF THE WINDOW. FREDA: Shouldn't you be at the ..."
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Gossip sketch #007
"INT. DAYTIME TV STUDIO. JUDY IS SITTING ON A SOFA BESIDE A LARGE COLOUR MONITOR. ON THE MONITOR IS A CAPTION READING: THE JUDY VINEGAR SHOW JUDY..."
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Gossip sketch #006
"EXT. SCHOOL PLAYING FIELDS. A GROUP OF TEENAGE SCHOOLGIRLS ARE SAT ON THE GRASS IN A SEMICIRCLE. ALL ARE WEARING MATCHING SCHOOL UNIFORMS WITH MAROON BLA..."
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Gossip sketch #005
"INT CAFE: MAUREEN THE MARVELOUS IS SITTING AT A TABLE BY THE WINDOW DRINKING COFFEE. THE WAITRESS (JANET) IS CLEANING DOWN THE COUNTER. EDNA WALKS P..."
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Gossip sketch #004
"INT. DAYTIME TV STUDIO JUDY IS SITTING ON A SOFA BESIDE A LARGE COLOUR MONITOR. ON THE MONITOR IS A CAPTION READING: THE JUDY VINEGAR SHOW. JUDY: (T..."
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Gossip sketch #003
"OPENING CREDITS TO THE NINE O'CLOCK NEWS. CUT TO: INT. NEWS-ROOM. THE NEWSREADER IS SITTING FORMALLY BEHIND THE NEWS-DESK SHUFFLING HIS PAPERS. H..."
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SCRIPT COMP
Cold calling
"INT. TELESALES OFFICE. THE CAMERA PANS ALONG A LONG ROW OF CUBICLES. IN EACH ONE SITS A TIRED AND UNKEMPT SALES OPERATOR TRYING WITHOUT SUCCESS TO SELL ..."
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Cold calling
"INT. TELESALES OFFICE. THE CAMERA PANS ALONG A LONG ROW OF CUBICLES. IN EACH ONE SITS A TIRED AND UNKEMPT SALES OPERATOR TRYING WITHOUT SUCCESS TO SELL ..."
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Customer Service
"INT. ELECTRICAL GOODS SHOP JIM IS LOOKING AT A ROW OF MICROWAVE OVENS ON A LOW SHELF. A SHOP ASSISTANT SLOWLY AND CREEPILY RISES TO PEEK OVER THE TOP O..."
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SCRIPT COMP
Slinky
"INT. WOMEN'S CLOTHING STORE. A MIDDLE AGED WOMAN IS HEADING FOR THE CHANGING CUBICLE WITH A COUPLE OF DRESSES HANGING OVER HER ARM. SHE PULLS BACK THE ..."
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The good samaritan
"EXT. SUBURBAN STREET. AN OLD LADY IS SHUFFLING ALONG THE STREET CARRYING SEVERAL HEAVY LOOKING SHOPPING BAGS. ONE OF THE BAGS IS RIPPED AND OCCASIONALL..."
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SCRIPT COMP
The shopping list
"INT. LIVING ROOM THE DOOR OPENS AND RON ENTERS DRUNK WITH A PROSTITUTE ON HIS ARM AND A GOAT ON A LEASH. WIVE: (V.O. FROM KITCHEN) Where have you been..."
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SCRIPT COMP
On the shelf
"INT. SUPERMARKET/CHECKOUT TILL THE FEMALE CASHIER IS SCANNING VARIOUS ITEMS BEING BOUGHT BY THOMAS. THE ITEMS CONSIST MOSTLY OF MEALS FOR ONE, SMALL TI..."
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SCRIPT COMP
The shoplifter
"EXT. SUPERMARKET A LARGE MAN EXITS THE STORE WITH WHAT APPEARS TO BE SEVERAL LARGE BULKY OBJECTS UNDER HIS JUMPER AND DOWN HIS TROUSERS. A SECURITY GUA..."
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SCRIPT COMP
Bob's corner shop: Sketch #3
"INT. CORNER SHOP BOB IS SITTING BEHIND THE COUNTER READING AN ADULT MAGAZINE. A SMALL BOY APPROACHES THE COUNTER. BOY: A quarter of pear-drops plea..."
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Bob's corner shop: sketch #2
"INT. CORNER SHOP BOB IS SITTING BEHIND THE COUNTER READING AN ADULT MAGAZINE. A WOMAN ENTERS, PICKS UP A NEWSPAPER AND DROPS IT ON THE COUNTER. BOB ..."
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Bob's corner shop: Sketch #1
"INT. CORNER SHOP BOB IS SITTING BEHIND THE COUNTER READING AN ADULT MAGAZINE. A MAN APPROACHES THE COUNTER. MAN: 20 cigarettes please. BOB NODS ..."
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SCRIPT COMP
When Recruiters go bad.
"INT. MILITARY BARRACKS THE ROOM HAS TWELVE BUNKS, HALF OF WHICH ARE OCCUPIED WITH SOLDIERS AS THEY PASS THE TIME IN REST, CONVERSATION AND GUN CLEANING. ..."
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Published 31-01-2007

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SCRIPT COMPETITION
Enough about me...
"Six celebrities are locked in a house together with strict instructions not to talk about themselves, the first to make it past the thirty second mark wins."
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SCRIPT COMPETITION
Euthenasi-who?
"Residents in an overcrowded nursing home must battle against each other in physical tasks to safeguard their place and save themselves from euthenasia."
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SCRIPT COMPETITION
I married an axe murderer.
"Dating show where one lucky bachelorette must evict possible suitors one by one until she is left with her choice of husband, all the while hoping to avoid c..."
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SCRIPT COMPETITION
Look who's stalking...
"Celebrities are given the chance to turn the tables by stalking their number one fans, the winner is declaired when the first genuine restraining order is is..."
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SCRIPT COMPETITION
Celebrity dealers...
"Celebrities are given an ounce of cannabis and the one who manages to progress from street dealer to drug lord the fastest without being shot, stabbed or arr..."
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OPEN SCRIPT COMPETITION
The pick-me-up...
"INT. WINE BAR DAMIEN IS STANDING AT THE BAR LOOKING HANDSOME. LUCY APPROACHES AND INTRODUCES HERSELF. LUCY: Hi, I'm Lucy. DAMIEN SHAKES HER HA..."
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Published 18-12-2006

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OFFICE PARTY SCRIPT COMPETITION
Team building...
"INT. OFFICE THE ROOM IS ADORNED WITH CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS AND IS FULL OF DRUNK AND SEMI-DRUNK OFFICE STAFF. Among the revellers, JENNY (who clearly kn..."
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Published 14-12-2006

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OPEN SCRIPT COMP
How romantic?
"INT. JEWELLERS STORE. JANINE (ASSISTANT) AND MR GREEN (MANAGER) ARE STANDING BEHIND THE GLASS COUNTER. THOMAS ENTERS AND GINGERLY APPROACHES THE COUNTE..."
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OPEN SCRIPT COMP
Gym slip...
"INT. GYM HELEN IS FRANTICALLY PEDALLING ON AN EXERCISE BIKE, HER HEAD DOWN AND HER EYES CLOSED. GONAD ENTERS QUIETLY, ACCOMPANIED BY A MAN DRESSED AS A..."
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Published 12-12-2006

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THEMED SCRIPT COMPETITION
The runaround...
"INT. DENTISTS OFFICE THE DENTIST IS STANDING BY THE EMPTY PATIENTS CHAIR ARRANGING HIS TOOLS ON THE SMALL SIDE-TABLE ON A COUNTER BY THE DOOR, A STEREO..."
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SCRIPT COMPETITION
Muggin's...
"INT. YIELDING'S BRAIN THE INTERIOR OF YEILDING'S BRAIN LOOKS VERY SIMILAR TO THE INTERIOR OF THE ALBERT HALL - BUT MADE OF MEAT YIELDING IS SAT IN THE ..."
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Published 05-12-2006

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OPEN SCRIPT COMPETITION
Call in and win, win, win!!!
"INT. TV STUDIO. THE STUDIO IS VERY SIMILAR TO THAT OF THE TYPICAL CABLE TV PHONE-IN QUIZ CHANNELS. ALONG THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN IS THE SHOW'S PHONE N..."
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Published 04-12-2006

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OPEN SCRIPT COMPETITION
Not available in the shops...
"INT. WHITE ROOM HECTOR IS STANDING IN THE CENTRE OF THE ROOM DRESSED IN A LAB-COAT WITH HIS HANDS BEHIND HIS BACK. TO HIS LEFT IS A VERY ATTRACTIVE WOM..."
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Published 04-12-2006

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OPEN SCRIPT COMPETITION
A word from our sponsors...
"CU. BILLY'S FACE. BY THE TILES BEHIND BILLY, IT'S CLEAR THAT HE'S SITTING ON THE TOILET BILLY STRAINS HARD, HIS FACE REDDENING, BUT NOTHING HAPPENS. ..."
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THEMED SCRIPT COMPETITION
Start making sense!
"EXT. QUIET TOWN CENTRE/BUS STOP. THE BUS STOP COMPRISES OF A SINGLE SIGN POST AND A WOODEN BENCH, BEHIND WHICH IS A LOW WALL. DONALD, GIBLET AND JANINE..."
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Published 29-11-2006

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THEMED SCRIPT COMPETITION
The ferry to Dublin...
"INT. CAR. MALCOLM IS ALONE IN THE CAR, DRIVING THROUGH A QUIET TOWN CENTRE, A LIT CIGARETTE IN HIS MOUTH AND SINGING ALONG WITH THE CHEEKY-GIRLS ON THE ST..."
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Published 29-11-2006

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OPEN SCRIPT COMPETITION
Ding, ding...
"INT. BOXING RING. TWO HEAVYWHEIGHT BOXERS (STAN AND EDDY) ARE SQUARING OFF IN THE CENTRE OF THE RING WAITING FOR THE BELL TO RING. THE REFEREE STANDING..."
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Published 29-11-2006

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OPEN SCRIPT COMPETITION
The Roadie
"RENTAL IS SITTING IN FRONT OF A LARGE AMPLIFIER DRESSED IN TYPICAL ROCK-FAN T-SHIRT AND JEANS, SMOKING A CIGARETTE. RENTAL IS IN HIS FIFTIES, WITH AN UNKE..."
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SCRIPT CHALLENGE: WEEK 4
The birth of the internet...
"EXT. ROOFTOP THERE IS A TABLE CONTAINING A PILE OF COLOURED TENNIS BALLS, 2 TENNIS RACKETS, A PILE OF NOTES AND A SMALL CANNON HECTOR AND SAUL ARE LOO..."
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Published 24-11-2006

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OPEN SCRIPT COMPETITION
The lonely traveller.
"INT. MOVING TRAIN. SAD MUSIC PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND. THE TRAIN IS MOVING AT HIGH SPEED, MAKING THE CARRIAGE ROCK. THE CARRIAGE IS VOID OF PASSENGER..."
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OPEN SCRIPT COMP
The Barber Shop
"INT. BARBER-SHOP. A NUMBER OF MEN ARE WAITING FOR A HAIRCUT. HARVEY SITS DOWN IN THE BARBER'S CHAIR. BARBER: What can I do for you sir? HARVEY S..."
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Published 23-11-2006

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OPEN SCRIPT COMP
The Joke Shop
"INT. JOKE-SHOP. THE PROPRIETOR IS STANDING BEHIND THE COUNTER SURROUNDED BY DISPLAYS OF NOVELTY ITEMS. A MAN DRESSED AS SANTA ENTERS AND APPROACHES THE..."
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Published 23-11-2006

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SCRIPT AMENDMENT
Points reclaim
"Yielding (Scott H Mitchell)"
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Published 17-11-2006

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SCRIPT COMPETITION
Crappy Christmas!
"EXT. SUBURBAN HOUSE/FRONT DOOR/NIGHT. TWO TEENAGERS (DEBBIE AND TIM) DRESSED IN HOODIES STEP UP TO THE DOOR AND RING THE BELL. AFTER A MOMENT GEORGE OP..."
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Published 14-11-2006

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Doctor, Doctor...
"INT. DOCTORS OFFICE. THE DOCTOR IS SAT AT HIS DESK. THE DOOR OPENS AND SANTA ENTERS, HOLDING HIS CROTCH. CLEARLY IN GREAT PAIN AND STILL GRIPPING HI..."
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Published 14-11-2006

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Earlier every year...
"INT. STAFF-ROOM IN THE ROOM THERE ARE TABLES, CHAIRS AND A VENDING MACHINE. TREVOR IS WEARING A LAB-COAT AND SIPPING COFFEE AT ONE OF THE TABLES. A ..."
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Published 14-11-2006

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OPEN CALL FOR SCRIPTS
The friendly skies...
"INT. PASSENGER AIRCRAFT. HECTOR IS PEACEFULLY SLEEPING IN HIS SEAT, JAMMED IN BETWEEN TWO OVER-WEIGHT PEOPLE. IN THE WINDOW-SEAT TO HIS LEFT AN OBESE M..."
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Published 13-11-2006

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OPEN CALL FOR SCRIPTS
In other words...
"EXT. BUSY SHOPPING PRECINCT. EDDIE AND JOHN ARE SITTING ON A BENCH BY A FOUNTAIN. A WOMAN IN A FANCY-DRESS CAT COSTUME APPROACHES FROM THE LEFT CARRYIN..."
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OPEN CALL FOR SCRIPTS
The birds and the bees...
"INT. TEENAGERS BEDROOM. BRIAN IS SAT ON HIS BED PLAYING A HAND-HELD CONSOLE GAME. AFTER KNOCKING ON THE DOOR, BRIAN'S FATHER ENTERS SHEEPISHLY. FATH..."
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Published 13-11-2006

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OPEN CALL FOR SCRIPTS
Justin Time
"INT. OFFICE. HARVEY IS SITTING BEHIND HIS DESK. THE INTERCOM BUZZES. HARVEY: (INTO INTERCOM) Yes? SECRETARY: (VIA INTERCOM) Sir, your six o'clo..."
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Published 13-11-2006

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A bunch of pun-kins
Yo who?
"Yo moma's so ugly, she has to trick-or-treat by phone!"
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Published 09-11-2006

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OPEN CALL FOR SCRIPTS
Boogy-woogy!
"INT. NIGHTCLUB. THE NIGHT-CLUB IS THRIVING WITH LIFE AND THE MUSIC IS LOUD. AMONGST THE YOUTHFUL REVELLERS, A MIDDLE AGED COUPLE ARE STANDING BY THE DA..."
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Published 08-11-2006

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OPEN CALL FOR SCRIPTS
Send in the clowns...
"INT. CIRCUS RING. IN THE RING THERE IS A TABLE CONTAINING SEVERAL NOVELTY CUSTARD PIES. SITTING ON THE FLOOR BY THE TABLE IS A CLOWN WITH A BROKEN NO..."
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Published 08-11-2006

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OPEN CALL FOR SCRIPTS
Strange Customs...
"INT. AIRPORT CUSTOMS DESK. A CUSTOMS OFFICER IS STANDING BEHIND THE DESK. BEYOND THE CUSTOMS OFFICER THERE IS A DOOR, UPON WHICH THERE IS A SIGN SHOWIN..."
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Published 08-11-2006

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THEMED SCRIPT COMPETITION
A star is born...
"INT. ALIEN SHIP/PROBE ROOM THE ROOM IS WHITE AND LOOKS EXTREMELY STERILE. THERE'S A LONG MIRROR RUNNING THE LENGTH OF ONE WALL. NUMEROUS MEDICAL TOOLS ..."
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Published 07-11-2006

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THEMED SCRIPT COMPETITION
Red-eye Villain and Abel
"INT. EVIL LAIR DR. RED-EYE IS SAT UPON HIS THRONE ADDRESSING A LARGE MONITOR THAT'S SET INTO THE WALL ON THE MONITOR A NUMBER OF GENERALS ARE GATHERE..."
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Published 03-11-2006

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Editor Comments

“The classic hackneyed sci-fi narrative of two men taking over the world was turned on its head by Yielding's superb Red-Eye Villain and Abel sketch. The scenario unfolded delightfully: from the revelation that our anti-heroes were geeks, to useless inventions, to a killer ending. Great work.”   (cnorman)

THEMED SCRIPT COMPETITION
Move over Rover...
"INT. GIANT ALIEN LIVING ROOM. THE ENOURMOUS ROOM IS NOT UNLIKE THE AVERAGE LIVING ROOM, BUT WITH A HINT OF THE GALACTIC ABOUT IT, AND ON A LARGER SCALE...."
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Published 02-11-2006

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THEMED SCRIPT COMPETITION
The darker side...
"EXT. SPACE-AGED PALACE. A GUARD, WEARING AN IMPRESSIVELY SCI-FI SUIT OF ARMOUR AND HELMET IS STANDING TO ATTENTION BY THE PALACE GATE HOLDING A DEADLY RAY..."
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Published 02-11-2006

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THEMED SCRIPT COMPETITION
Out of Order...
"INT. SPACESHIP CANTEEN. THE CANTEEN IS A MESS. THE FLOOR IS LITTERED WITH OVERTURNED CONTAINERS, SCATTERED FOOD AND CUTLERY. THERE IS SEATING FOR 4, MA..."
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Published 01-11-2006

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All hands on deck for the open Script Comp!
As the saying goes...
"EXT. BUST TOWN CENTRE STREET/DAY. STANDING ON THE PAVEMENT IS DEATH, COMPLETE WITH BLACK HOODED ROBE AND SCYTHE. BEHIND DEATH THERE IS A LINE OF BLACK ..."
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Published 30-10-2006

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All hands on deck for the open Script Comp!
The beautiful game
"INT. FOOTBALL DRESSING ROOM. THE FOOTBALL TEAM ARE SAT ON THE BENCHES LOOKING EXHAUSTED, DISHEVELLED AND DEJECTED. THE MANAGER ENTERS LOOKING EXTREMEL..."
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Published 27-10-2006

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All hands on deck for the open Script Comp!
Get down Shep!
"INT. HOSPITAL ROOM. A MAN IS SITTING UP IN THE HOSPITAL BED WEARING THE FANCY-DRESS COSTUME OF A FLUFFY BROWN DOG. THE BED-LINEN REACHES UP TO HIS WAIS..."
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Published 27-10-2006

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All hands on deck for the open Script Comp!
Hornby's Bandages
"INT. INFIRMARY RECEPTION DESK HORNBY IS STANDING AT THE DESK TALKING WITH NURSE BETTY. HE HAS A MASS OF BANDAGES WRAPPED TALL AROUND HIS HEAD LIKE A TURBA..."
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Published 27-10-2006

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Don't pay the Ferryman.
"EXT. RIVER BANK/NIGHT A SIGN-POST READS; RIVER STYX. SITTING IN A ROW-BOAT IS THE FERRYMAN (TOD), WEARING A DARK ROBE WITH A HOOD. TOD'S FACE IS HID..."
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Published 26-10-2006

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This competition's wheely good, honest!
Three's a crowd
"INT. MENTAL HOSPITAL PATIENTS BEDROOM. THE ROOM HAS TWO SINGLE BEDS SET AGAINST OPPOSING WALLS. ONE SIDE OF THE ROOM IS MODERATELY CLUTTERED WITH THE P..."
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Published 25-10-2006

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Last Orders
"INT. LOCAL PUB/DAY. THE BAR-ROOM IS EMPTY EXCEPT FOR BARRY (THE LANDLORD) WHO IS STANDING AT THE END OF THE BAR FACING TREVOR (A REGULAR), WHO IS SAT AT T..."
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Published 24-10-2006

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Head-to-toe bandages, a comedy staple
Doctor, doctor...
"So, I went to the Doctor's office yesterday with my mole, and the doctor said 'Yielding, you bring that gerbil in here every week, and every week I tell you ..."
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Published 20-10-2006

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Editor Comments

“Even though we thought Yielding's entry was a tad more sketch than joke-like, it was such high quality that we just had to reward it with a point. Strawberries up bums, iceberg lettuces, curtains, Freud - it had everything we could ever wish for in a comedy medley. We suggest he pens a new Naked Gun, and quick sharp!”   (davina_e...)

Who needs a time machine when you've got a biro?

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Published 15-10-2006

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