Comedy Ladder Position: 33=
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"George's attempt to deny careless whisper doesn't fool anyone"
"Pedro was so close to providing the tapas bar with his own sweet meats"
"David, Eltons friend reprises his Simon Cowl role for the X Factor end of show party "
"one of these things aint like the other"
"Elton and his mates go on a bender around London"
"Spot the difference competition gets easier and easier each year"
"Elton John shows X Factor judges the back door"
"I know he wanted a selling slogan but "Nuts to the Judean Popular Front" just isn't going to do him any favours"
"cheese seller to crowd watching crucifixion- get your cheeses of Nazareth here."
"so this the plan we swap the nails for rubber ones. when the hammer bounces out of his hand we free jesus and run. "
"Ebay special today only- doggy bags from the last super only 2 denar. get them while they last. "
"arnie accused of looking at woman's balloons at mid term elections is thrown out of court"
"Arnie for once has a total recall and remembers this isn't a film set"
"i don't care what you got yours for i still have the biggest trouser snake in the industry"
"and the most lived in facesawards go to"
"i didn't know anita dobson was in Queen what a talent"
"the royal sperm bank was opened in London. the royal family waited the six gun salute with bated breath "
"the queen and prince philip await their first parachute jump with bated breath"
"i know i said i like big bruisers but this is stupid"
"henry had at last moved into a new pad little did he know it was going to end in tears."
"this pigeon flavoured chewing gum sticks in my craw"
"tonight on community tv we ask how you can make a christmas with fish fingers"
"clowns to the left of clowns to the right i'm stuck in the middle with bobo"
"are you having a laugh this is never a Harley"
"if this breaks down i wonder if the AA will come out?"
"our romance will no doubt be only brief but i am an old romantic pelican at heart."
"i told you we could pick a different bird up at this park."
"so you hide i count to 20 and i have to find you. now the rules are sorted lets play"
"bleeding tourists they'll throw anything to us to eat how was i to know it was a pigeon"
"the new estate wasn't quite what norman and gail expected."
"i hope she doesn't think that smell is me. i am sure her dog was in here before"
"God knows what you'll be like if you get beat by Chesterfield on Tuesday"
"i think he needs another nicotine patch on his arm."
"now if you just bite him here and here then we can get a good impression of your teeth for the FA's dentist."
"if i just keep my hand over it she won't notice"
"myod i never noticed how long your nose was until now"
"just smile no one will notice your flies are down"
"so you say the people are hungry and i say let them eat cake. i know they didn't have a Sayers or a Greggs"
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