Comedy Ladder Position: 5
Points: 66
Hello. Im a comedy writer. I write comedy. Funny comedy. Ive written for a few live shows, such as Londons News Revue, and have also had material broadcast on BBC Radio Fours Bearded Ladies and on BBC Radio Scotlands'ONLINERS'. I currently have two sitcoms being developed at seperate production companies and have just been asked to write material for an upcoming Channel Four sketch show pilot. I want to write for more shows and to create my own original programmes. Which are funny. If you see anything that interests, then get in touch!
Just a run of the mill work place dispute . . .
Just a lovely lady, sucking on a fag.
Bad pear-bad!
More from Geoff Clinge . . .
Geoff really likes ROCKY . . .
Say hello to Geoff Clinge, as he drones on direct from his dingy bedsit. It seems Geoffs had some good news at work; surely not . . ?
Say hello to Mr Geoff Clinge, as he drones on direct from his bedsit . . .
At last, some comedy that really counts . . .
I fancy a sandwich . . .
James is a lovely fellow, for a violent nut job . . .
Say hello to Geoff Clinge, as he muses on his rotten life, direct from his dingy bedsit . . .
Say hello to Simon and his best friend . . .
Tom Jones takes us on a tour around his home; but whats with all the buckets . . ?
A celebrity agrees to swap their cushy lifestyle for that of some of their ancestors . . .
Meet Barry 'The Loverman' Casanova, superstar of the darts world . . .
Bruce Forsyth shows us around his lovely home; mind out for the dwarf pit . . .
TVs Anthea Turner takes us on a guided trip around her lovely home . . .
Take a peek inside the Meat Sack . . .
Yet more of a day in the life of Hitler.
More from a day in the life of Hitler.
A day in the life of Hitler.
Tom Jones takes us on a tour around his home; but whats with all the buckets . . ?
Norman used to be in SCI-FI show Space Police, he now runs a bedsit in carlisle-and hes not the only vaguely familliar face to be found there . . .
Norman used to be in Space Police; he now runs a bedsit in Carlisle.
TV chef Julia Smith is not best pleased; surely Gerald hasnt gone and forgotton to clean the car?
TV chef Julia Smith is not happy, has Gerald been naughty?
Bruce Forsyth shows us around his lovely home; mind out for the dwarf pit . . .
A celebrity agrees to swap their cushy lifestyle for that of some of their ancestors . . .
A night time skulk around a celebrity household . . .
Meet Barry 'The Loverman' Casanova, superstar of the darts world . . .
Meet Barry 'The Loverman' Casanova, superstar of the darts world . . .
Meet darts superstar Barry Casanova . . .
TVs Anthea Turner takes us on a guided trip around her lovely home . . .
Take a peek inside the Meat Sack . . .
Take a peek inside the Meat Sack . . .
Hes got a lovely way with the customers . . .
Please, someone make her stop . . .
Help the blind. Or else . . .
How sad . . .
And what do you want to be when your older . . ?
Bee was having a lovely stroll . . .
An unfortunate skin blemish . . .
"The Britney Spears look-a-like competition was going poorly . . ."
"Caprice screamed in terror as the invisible chefs made the lobster dance . . ."
"What did you say about Jersey Girl?!?!"
"Brendans ventriloquist act was very poor . . ."
"Moments later, Owens tongue shot out like a bullet and burst out the back of the girls head."
"They were nervous as they entered the X factor studio"
"All Saints denied reports that they were now past it . . ."
"Brian Mays wife, ex-eastender Anita Dobson, was looking a little on the rough side . . ."
"As Ian Wright posed, he wondered what had become of his career . . ."
"Lydon was less then thrilled at the latest jungle task, to walk about for a day with a koala stapled to his tongue."
"Jordon was less than impressed at Lydons ability to vomit Koalas at will."
"Daley Thompsons crew were about to kick some serious ass . . ."
"Sadly, Mr Grunsk, a baker of some twenty years standing, had passed on. Twenty years non-stop standing had caused his limbs to rebel and punch his throat off."
"After butchering kermit, the Mcfly boys then attempted to dress one of their number in his flayed skin . . ."
"Jeff was looking confident as he prepared to try and smash the 'stuffing people in a bum-bag' world record."
"Tom Selleck had really enjoyed his trip to the whore house."
"When he realised hed forgotton to set the video for 'Strictly Come Dancing' there was no consoling him."
"The zombie arm reached up to pull the terrified player into the darkest pits of Hell . . ."
"Hair? Actually my head is grotesquely disformed; thanks for bringing it up."
"Sorry, I thought you were Huw Edwards, the BBC news reader. I bet you get that all the time dont you?"
"And we cut now to our eye in the sky, here on Sky Sports 8, for live coverage of professional standing in stone circles"
"Nobody had invited Blue Blimp, but he came any way, much to everye one else annoyance."
