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mvstott
My skull was on show

Comedy Ladder Position: 5

Points: 66

Hello. Im a comedy writer. I write comedy. Funny comedy. Ive written for a few live shows, such as Londons News Revue, and have also had material broadcast on BBC Radio Fours Bearded Ladies and on BBC Radio Scotlands'ONLINERS'. I currently have two sitcoms being developed at seperate production companies and have just been asked to write material for an upcoming Channel Four sketch show pilot. I want to write for more shows and to create my own original programmes. Which are funny. If you see anything that interests, then get in touch!

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VIDEO ENTRIES

MR. MANTIS

Just a run of the mill work place dispute . . .

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Published 01-12-2007

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Duration:
1:56


BAD MUM

Just a lovely lady, sucking on a fag.

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Published 08-09-2007

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Duration:
0:49

Rating:
3.0 stars


WHEN PEARS GO BAD!

Bad pear-bad!

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Published 06-09-2007

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Duration:
0:25

Rating:
3.1 stars


HELLO GEOFF CLINGE-SATURDAY

More from Geoff Clinge . . .

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Published 14-06-2007

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Duration:
4:01

Rating:
2.4 stars


HELLO GEOFF CLINGE-ROCKY

Geoff really likes ROCKY . . .

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Published 06-05-2007

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Duration:
1:56

Rating:
3.0 stars


HELLO GEOFF CLINGE-WORK

Say hello to Geoff Clinge, as he drones on direct from his dingy bedsit. It seems Geoffs had some good news at work; surely not . . ?

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Published 07-04-2007

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Duration:
3:39

Rating:
2.8 stars


HELLO GEOFF CLINGE-TESTICLES

Say hello to Mr Geoff Clinge, as he drones on direct from his bedsit . . .

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Published 13-03-2007

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Duration:
0:54

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2.8 stars


COUNT

At last, some comedy that really counts . . .

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Published 18-02-2007

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Duration:
0:45

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3.0 stars


CHEESE

I fancy a sandwich . . .

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Published 06-02-2007

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Duration:
0:55

Rating:
3.3 stars


VIOLENT JAMES

James is a lovely fellow, for a violent nut job . . .

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Published 10-12-2006

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Duration:
1:42

Rating:
3.1 stars


HELLO GEOFF CLINGE-JUNGLE

Say hello to Geoff Clinge, as he muses on his rotten life, direct from his dingy bedsit . . .

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Published 04-12-2006

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Duration:
1:29

Rating:
3.1 stars


BEST FRIENDS

Say hello to Simon and his best friend . . .

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Published 28-11-2006

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Duration:
0:19

Rating:
2.7 stars


AUDIO ENTRIES

TOMS SWEAT

Tom Jones takes us on a tour around his home; but whats with all the buckets . . ?

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Published 07-04-2007

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Rating:
2.4 stars


WHO DO YOU THINK YOU WERE?

A celebrity agrees to swap their cushy lifestyle for that of some of their ancestors . . .

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Published 07-04-2007

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Rating:
2.8 stars


BARRY CASANOVA-SIGNITURE SCENT

Meet Barry 'The Loverman' Casanova, superstar of the darts world . . .

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Published 07-04-2007

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2.7 stars


FORSYTHS PIT

Bruce Forsyth shows us around his lovely home; mind out for the dwarf pit . . .

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Published 07-04-2007

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Rating:
2.3 stars


ANTHEAS CLAWS

TVs Anthea Turner takes us on a guided trip around her lovely home . . .

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Published 07-04-2007

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Rating:
2.6 stars


SON OF MEAT SACK

Take a peek inside the Meat Sack . . .

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Published 07-04-2007

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Rating:
2.4 stars


BEING HITLER-PART THREE

Yet more of a day in the life of Hitler.

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Published 23-03-2007

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BEING HITLER-PART TWO

More from a day in the life of Hitler.

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Published 23-03-2007

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BEING HITLER-PART ONE

A day in the life of Hitler.

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Published 23-03-2007

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TOMS SWEAT

Tom Jones takes us on a tour around his home; but whats with all the buckets . . ?

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Published 19-03-2007

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NORMAN HARTNELL-HELLO!

Norman used to be in SCI-FI show Space Police, he now runs a bedsit in carlisle-and hes not the only vaguely familliar face to be found there . . .

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Published 17-03-2007

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NORMAN HARTNELL-CONVENTIONS

Norman used to be in Space Police; he now runs a bedsit in Carlisle.

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Published 17-03-2007

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JULIA SMITH-CAR WASH

TV chef Julia Smith is not best pleased; surely Gerald hasnt gone and forgotton to clean the car?

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Published 17-03-2007

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JULIA SMITH-BEDROOM

TV chef Julia Smith is not happy, has Gerald been naughty?

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Published 17-03-2007

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FORSYTHS PIT

Bruce Forsyth shows us around his lovely home; mind out for the dwarf pit . . .

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Published 17-03-2007

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WHO DO YOU THINK YOU WERE?

A celebrity agrees to swap their cushy lifestyle for that of some of their ancestors . . .

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Published 17-03-2007

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CELEB BREAK IN

A night time skulk around a celebrity household . . .

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Published 17-03-2007

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BARRY CASANOVA-SIGNITURE SCENT

Meet Barry 'The Loverman' Casanova, superstar of the darts world . . .

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Published 16-03-2007

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BARRY CASANOVA-FRONT ROOM

Meet Barry 'The Loverman' Casanova, superstar of the darts world . . .

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Published 16-03-2007

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BARRY CASANOVA-THE GOLD ROOM

Meet darts superstar Barry Casanova . . .

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Published 16-03-2007

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ANTHEAS CLAWS

TVs Anthea Turner takes us on a guided trip around her lovely home . . .

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Published 13-03-2007

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SON OF MEAT SACK

Take a peek inside the Meat Sack . . .

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Published 13-03-2007

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Rating:
2.5 stars


MEAT SACK

Take a peek inside the Meat Sack . . .

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Published 07-03-2007

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Rating:
2.6 stars


BABY SHOP

Hes got a lovely way with the customers . . .

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Published 26-02-2007

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Rating:
3.0 stars


XMAS PARTY PHOTOS

Please, someone make her stop . . .

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Published 18-02-2007

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Rating:
2.6 stars


BLIND

Help the blind. Or else . . .

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Published 11-12-2006

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Rating:
2.9 stars


IMAGE ENTRIES

Banana

How sad . . .

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Published 22-12-2006

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MODEL

And what do you want to be when your older . . ?

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Published 01-12-2006

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Rating:
3.4 stars

BEE

Bee was having a lovely stroll . . .

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Published 28-11-2006

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Rating:
2.4 stars

BIRTHMARK

An unfortunate skin blemish . . .

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Published 28-11-2006

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Rating:
2.6 stars

CAPTION ENTRIES
CAPTION COMP

"The Britney Spears look-a-like competition was going poorly . . ."

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Published 10-05-2007

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CAPTION COMP

"Caprice screamed in terror as the invisible chefs made the lobster dance . . ."

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Published 09-03-2007

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CAPTION COMP

"What did you say about Jersey Girl?!?!"

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Published 17-01-2007

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CAPTION COMP

"Brendans ventriloquist act was very poor . . ."

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Published 19-12-2006

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CAPTION COMP

"Moments later, Owens tongue shot out like a bullet and burst out the back of the girls head."

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Published 01-12-2006

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STORYBOARD

"They were nervous as they entered the X factor studio"

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Published 17-11-2006

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CAPTION COMP

"All Saints denied reports that they were now past it . . ."

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Published 16-11-2006

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CAPTION COMP

"Arnie like balloon."

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Published 13-11-2006

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CAPTION COMP

"Brian Mays wife, ex-eastender Anita Dobson, was looking a little on the rough side . . ."

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Published 10-11-2006

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CAPTION COMP

"As Ian Wright posed, he wondered what had become of his career . . ."

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Published 09-11-2006

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CAPTION COMPETITION

"Lydon was less then thrilled at the latest jungle task, to walk about for a day with a koala stapled to his tongue."

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Published 09-11-2006

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CAPTION COMPETITION

"Jordon was less than impressed at Lydons ability to vomit Koalas at will."

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Published 06-11-2006

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nurse - the screams!

"Daley Thompsons crew were about to kick some serious ass . . ."

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Published 03-11-2006

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Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

"Sadly, Mr Grunsk, a baker of some twenty years standing, had passed on. Twenty years non-stop standing had caused his limbs to rebel and punch his throat off."

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Published 02-11-2006

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The McFly boys

"After butchering kermit, the Mcfly boys then attempted to dress one of their number in his flayed skin . . ."

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Published 31-10-2006

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Freddie Mercury: Now appearing in Les Mis!

"Jeff was looking confident as he prepared to try and smash the 'stuffing people in a bum-bag' world record."

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Published 30-10-2006

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Freddie Mercury: Now appearing in Les Mis!

"Tom Selleck had really enjoyed his trip to the whore house."

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Published 30-10-2006

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Mascherano auditions for a part in Platoon

"When he realised hed forgotton to set the video for 'Strictly Come Dancing' there was no consoling him."

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Published 25-10-2006

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Mascherano auditions for a part in Platoon

"The zombie arm reached up to pull the terrified player into the darkest pits of Hell . . ."

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Published 25-10-2006

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Tony's disguise was just da bomb

"Hair? Actually my head is grotesquely disformed; thanks for bringing it up."

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Published 23-10-2006

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Tony's disguise was just da bomb

"Sorry, I thought you were Huw Edwards, the BBC news reader. I bet you get that all the time dont you?"

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Published 23-10-2006

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Hey there blimpy boy...

"And we cut now to our eye in the sky, here on Sky Sports 8, for live coverage of professional standing in stone circles"

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Published 20-10-2006

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Hey there blimpy boy...

"Nobody had invited Blue Blimp, but he came any way, much to everye one else annoyance."

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Published 20-10-2006

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SCRIPT ENTRIES
Seinfeld script comp
'THE INTERVIEW' EXTRACT
"BELOW IS AN EXTRACT FROM AN UNPRODUCED SEINFELD SCRIPT TITLED 'THE INTERVIEW'. INT. BOSS OFFICE-MORNING. We are in a very tidy office with a man in his..."
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Published 25-06-2007

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SCRIPT COMP
MOTHERS DAY
"INT. CARD SHOP-DAY. A shifty looking man peruses the mothers day cards. MAN: (LOUDLY) Oh dear, so many to chose from. The shop assistant looks up, t..."
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Published 14-05-2007

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