""It's a strange photo shoot, but you wouldn't believe how many people like this sort of thing" said the photographer."

"Man leaps onto psycic after being hypnotised as randy dog."

""Uh, yeah. We were just wrestling" said the man in the yellow shirt smiling to his wife politely."

"Illegal immigration taken to the extreme. I really don't want to know how he got in there."

"So that's where he's been hiding all these years!"

"The man in the yellow shirt was happy at last after finally getting the last rolo."

"The lengths celebrities go to for their passport pictures to turn out perfect."

"A policeman used to taking mug shots gets a job as a celebrity photographer. He was fired the next day."

"Celebrities demand rights to have professional photographers brought in for their criminal mug shots."

"One of the less ordinary police lineups."

"Photography fused with waxwork models creates a new division of art."

"The four stages of a comeback: Uncertainty, Hopefulness, Denial, Depression"

"Jay: Must be written in Japenese or something! (Bob turns it right-side up) Oh..."

"It says "Insert crystals into time device, turn knob to PAST and push button for time travel"... sounds simple enough."

"Where's Wally?"

"The new Comic Releif inflatable red nose."

"Illegal immigrants use new method to enter countries "undetected"."

"Old science videos used in school updated to make learning fun. "This is how red blood cells work..."."

"Circus Co. Cruises didn't think through leaving the life boats manufacture in the hands of Mr Balloon, the magician."

"The new Russell Brand facial hair trimmer. It gets in those tricky places and comes with 5 fun attachable heads."

"When Harry Potter grows up, he wants to be a member of the MI6's Wizard department."

""Oh yes, I'm digging this banging tune!" said Gordon, not understanding that it was a recording of Tony speaking."

""Oh yes, I'm digging this sound!" said Gordon, as the young DJ smiled knowing that it was "It's Oh So Quiet" by Björk."

"George Lucas' very own "Final Solution"."

"Blaine practices for the first mission to Mars. God help us."

"Blaine gets fooled by the old handcuffed to the bed act, only in a larger scale."

"Blaine, low on cash, decides to take a job as a human wrecking ball."

"The new program, "Extreme Window Washing", started on five this week."

"Scientists unveil the new futuristic David Blaine powered generator."

"Cruise signs up to star in a new movie titled, JFK - The Assassination. Unfortunately for him, he has the titular role."

"We're late, we'll never make it to the restaurant now."

"Paul is King"

"The Four Amigos is a title for them that David takes to heart."

"Nobody expected Bill, the worlds smallest man, to be showing up while cluthcing onto Elton and Sharon's shoulders. "

"Yay! Slumber-Party!"

"Michael invites his most favourite "friends", for a visit to Neverland."

"A new scheme from the Men In Black. To employ beings from other worlds to make the MIB seem much more multi-cultural."

"Men in Black are called in to arrest an illegally immigrated alien."

"Men in Black are called in to arrest an illegally immigrated alien."

"They were warned about the effects of brining animals into Dr. Brundle's teleportation device."

"John: OI! I think you'll find you're squeezing the wrong persons nipples mate!"

"Pete had become quite a reckless and irresponsible chauffer. Unlike his estranged father, Parker. "You called M'lady?""