Comedy Ladder Position: 9
Points: 51
We're The Slagg Brothers.
We were once described as more popular than Charlotte Church by Charlottes own family. And this popularity can be measured by the fact that weve received death threats in over 16 languages.
But dont take our word for it. Here are some reviews:
"Anarchic Energy" Auto-trader (Tavistock Edition)
"Energetic anarchy" Doggers Monthly
"Stupid British ****s with lame-assed accents" - USA Today: in an article entitled, "Why the Slagg Brothers should be euthanased or, at the very least, neutered."
We're taking our act live, this March, to the Glasgow Comedy Festival and for this we've devised 4 hours of intricate political satire, told through the media of ballet and football. However, one good look at the drunken Glaswegians in the front row and I think we'll revert to Plan B: 3 minute blitzes of mindless pathological violence; gratuitous nudity; and crude racial stereotyping.
The Slagg Brothers believe timing is king. That's why we plan our act around transport timetables. When we go on-stage, we give the audience enough time to file through the nearest exits, where they'll be pleased to find they won't have to wait long for a bus.
While waiting for that fatal overdose to take effect, please check out our website. Swap MySpace or YouTube subs with us, if you're as desperate as us for eMates.
Another E4 entry
An E4 entry. If only your phone could speak to you like a mate.
An excerpt from Michael Owen's new DVD - 'My 100 greatest career comebacks.'
When Jenkins and Smith are trapped behind enemy lines, it's time to do the honorable thing.
Jim's just been told he's dying, and on his birthday too.
In comedy, always walk under ladders.
How Chaplin would have dealt with the pesky 1920s paparazzi.
What those rose-tinted adverts don't tell you.
What you need to know if flinging yourself off high places seems a good idea.
Fowl play? A tribute to Rod, RIP. We miss ya.
Amateur sleuthing just got more amateur.
It's the part of the job they all hate but don't send a dyslexic cop.
It's the part of the job they all hate but don't send a dyslexic cop.
What those nice rose-tinted adverts really say.
What those nice rose-tinted adverts really say.
Can this government information film appeal to people who like jumping off cliffs?
How to make even more money from phone-ins.
Cheating at cards in the Wild West was never a good idea.
How to make even more money from phone-ins.
Cheating at cards in the Wild West was never a good idea.
The tour guide inevitably asks for questions.
Fletcher is cutting NHS waiting lists his way. He's a vile creature from our dark sitcom, Birth School Work Death. The music is a Slagg Brothers' track.
You won't see this in the manuals, but it is the most common way to operate a PC.
A misunderstanding in the Lurv department. Our tribute to the Two Ronnies.
Some wine buffs don't know when to stop.
A misunderstanding in the Lurv department. Our tribute to the Two Ronnies.
Postman Gitt upsets yet another customer.
Wristbands for all types of loser.
Is out-of-date soap safe?
Sock puppet from Hell. An excerpt from our dark Sitcom, Birth School Work Death.
Don't let SlagB loose on your CD collection.
The tour guide inevitably asks for questions.
Is out-of-date soap safe?
Sock puppet from Hell. An excerpt from our dark Sitcom, Birth School Work Death.
Wristbands for all types of loser.
Don't let SlagB loose on your CD collection.
Wristbands for all types of loser.
The tour guide inevitably asks for questions.
Yet another charity sticking it's nose into other people's business.
Not even Death can stand in the way of this man in the pursuit of his job.
The kill-or-cure GP that's cutting NHS waiting lists. An excerpt from one of our sketch shows.
When an outsider wins the marathon there's more than a whiff of controversy.
When an outsider wins the marathon there's more than a whiff of controversy.
Jim has a nasty shock when Mandy gives birth.
Jim has a nasty shock when Mandy gives birth.
Sid, like his brother, has a problem with collective nouns.
Can you guess the celebrity by the contents of their bowels?
The world's best ballet dancer is offered the opportunity for a live performance and interview with Listen Up Radio: "The loudest radio on the airwaves."
A rework to get it under 60 seconds for the Comedy Collective. Bruce reports a theft.
Can you guess the celebrity by the contents of their bowels?
The world's best ballet dancer is offered the opportunity for a live performance and interview with Listen Up Radio: "The loudest radio on the airwaves."
The celebrities are shaking the tin once more ... but this time it's for themselves.
The celebrities are shaking the tin once more ... but this time it's for themselves.
Sid, like his brother, has a problem with collective nouns.
The kill-or-cure GP that's cutting NHS waiting lists. An excerpt from one of our sketch shows.
Yet more imaginative casting department solutions.
Brucie reports a stolen car.
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"Tricky interpretations of Scripture were settled the traditional way."
"This time it was the crowd seeing red."
"Government launches a plan to alleviate the NHS shortage of dentists."
"To cheer her up, it was either a week at detox or a gawk and a giggle at underpriviledged kids."
"Hypnotherapist rumbled after reception cocks up his appointments"
"Auditions for The Emperor's New Clothes begin."
"Man has heart attack after running around the block 15 times."
"Potter cast prove they can't act their way out of an invisible bag, let alone a paper one."
"Potter cast differ on what makes an ideal cleavage."
"The cast of Potter worry about the future after their mime act bombs."
"The moment a dodgy power cable passed 50,000 volts across the stage."
"Signs of recovery in the ship-building industry"
"Charles was already regretting the decision to scrap the royal yacht, Britannia"
"Desperate for a photo opportunity, Take That spend 3 hours sucking up to the waxwork princes at Madame Tussauds."
"And now you know why Take That sing sitting down."
"Harry didn't know which one had spilt his pint but he had his suspicions."
"Tales of Robby Williams being refused entry to Wembley went down well."
"Blair's idea of having suits in Arnie's size at every school, in case he materialised in the nude, was finally justified"
"After running out of cash, the London Olympics 2012 opening ceremony was a little disappointing."
"London schoolboy, John Connor, hides in bushes as his life takes a frighteningly surreal twist."
"London schoolboy, John Connor, hides in bushes as his life takes an frighteningly surreal twist."
"Bully's father rushed to hospital after son plays "My dad's bigger than yours" on the two worst kids in school"
"The debating society settled the argument in the traditional manner."
"The best band ever: The Beatles or The Stones was settled in the traditional manner."
"The best band ever: The Beatles or The Stones was settled in the traditional manner."
"The best band ever: The Beatles or The Stones was settled in the traditional manner."
"Who was the best band ever: The Beatles or The Stones was settled in the usual manner."
"Pete Doherty v Chris Martin - the crowd demanded a fight to the death."
"Yet another desperate Blair attempt to distract attention from the conflict in Iraq."
"Sitcom proposals ain't what they used to be."
"Trust radical vegetarians to take aversion therapy a step too far."
"When asked where the pumpkin was, Katie said 'He's recording a new single.'"
"They had to think of some way of taking attention from the book."
"To prevent McCartney making a new album, every guitar in the world was surrendered to Fort Nox"
"The musical version of Sparticus gets rave reviews."
"Steve always found a public ass-kicking a good way of raising morale."
"You say potato and I say pot-at-o. You say a recall and I say humiliating public U-turn."
"3 days later, Steve still couldn't shift the Welsh FA's job offer from his mind."
"Lucas accused of trying to distract from disasterous haircut."
"After Walliams swims the Channel, Lucas retorts with the song 'Too many Divas to cross'"
"Oldest pickpocket demonstrates how to dip the Prime Minister when he's distracted with copping a feel."
"Tony blair feels a right tit ... literally."
"Sadly Gordon's gag turned sour when ten seconds later a vet had to put Dawn down."
"Gumbies win University Challenge amid accusations of dumbing down."
"Terry Jones disqualified from the one-man invisible sedan race after his is found to be underweight."
"Proof that fishermen are trawling beyond agreed EU limits"
"Despite the editor's efforts, Spot The Over-Inflated Windbag seemed to get easier each week."
"The snake was so embarrased it hid its face"
"When you said I'll show you my trouser snake I expected something else."
"Claims that stewardesses are hired for beauty not brains backed up when two candidates fail to point at the exit."
"Branson's team heroically deal with an infestation of tribbles."
"Virgin Airlines hires a stewardess so ugly that Branson takes desperate measures to distract from her"
"Security overhaul after prisoners are thrown out with the trash."
"When Amy dropped in at the Insemination programme, this young male donates a record-breaking sperm sample."
"Get this right, Pal. When you said "Fancy a photo opportunity with Amy?" I did not say "Bucket""
"With only a bucket and a lemur as competition, Amy was surprised to find the public had voted her off."
""Screw the nuts, I wanna hump that babe sitting on top of your head.""
"The clever money was on Indiana Jones to win the World Marbles Championship."
"Those tribesmen were sophisticated than Indiana expected. A giant boulder with GPS tracking."
"When Indiana required tagging, the judge displayed an ironic sense of humour."
"When Indiana said he'd be bringing the ball and chain, I assumed he was married."
"Space Hoppers flop in Ireland after the instructions are printed upside down."
"Filming starts on the remake of sparticus after David Beckham lands the lead role."
"Understandably, the original Alien Chestburst ended up on the cutting room floor."
"Jez proves he hasn't got the hang of the look that kills."
"He was beginning to suspect that his laser vision powers were just a figment of his imagination after all."
"Jez is about to suggest an alternative place to the buttonhole"
"When Yoko arrived in Berlin, the East Berliners quickly rebuilt the wall"
"Yoko's failing memory apparent when she turned up for a Bed-in minus the bed."
"Yoko Ono demonstrating how she'll dance on McCartney's grave."
"The Goth Detective reconstruction of the Gunfight at the OK Corral slammed by historians."
"A record breaking attempt to inflate balloons with farts ends in tragedy as Brand pushes a little too hard."
"Fielding and Brand disarm the revelation that they suffer from unfeasibly large piles by drawing smiley faces on them."
"This particular patch of cobble stones proved very popular indeed."
"Amanda was regretting the decision to sit behind the vegetarian."
"New environmentally-friendly flycatcher is a huge flop."
"Rooney: "It says: If you can read this I'm head-butting you.""
"Developers of X-Ray specs report partial success."
"The true power behind Beckham? The puppeteer next to the cameraman."
"Beckham: Slow down. I can see the web but where's the spider?"
"Beckham also held the world record for being held back a year."
"Despite the extreme measure of dressing up as a schoolboy and attending school, Beckham couldn't shake off the press."
"Beckham does his bit to allay Muslim community fears about over-zealous surveilance."
"Schoolgirls show Beckham the new satellite they've discovered ... it's the ball he skied in Euro 2004."
"Agreed. We'll dismantle our nuclear arsenal, as long as you piss off back to Ireland."
"Muscovites willing to give peace a chance, if they could just get the Irish to agree."
"Russian transvestites regret the decision to come out of the closet on St Patrick's Day."
"5 small blue cocks, are you sure they're not French?"
"The Irish public relations team to be expelled from Russia."
"When she asked to be the meat in their sandwich, she was devasted to learn they were both vegans."
"He was beginning to worry that the chip on his shoulder was beginning to take on a life of its own."
"Compared to Spot-The-Ball, playing Spot-The-Driver was a doddle."
"Out-Of-Focus Schoolboy's crime-fighting debut didn't go as planned."
"It took 50,000 Volts and an unfortunate schoolboy to brighten Charles' day."
"With a ban on hunting, Charles had to find his entertainment elsewhere."
"For once, it wasn't Charles wearing the Dunce's cap."
"When 4 children asked Bean to say something funny, they were in for a long wait."
"Aussies impressed by the size of English pricks."
"Despite brave efforts, the lifeguards failed to hold Bean underwater long enough."
"Ratings for The Countdown Roadshow plummet despite increased budgets."
"It took some lateral thinking to solve both the explosion of chemical-resistant head lice and the world food shortage."
"New sitcom airs tonight: "And David Guest makes four.""
"Faced with Caprice and some celebrity chefs, the lobster was overheard to say, "Throw me in the fucking pot.""
"Caprice began to regret the sponsorship deal for 'Green' nipple clamps."
"When you said I'd be working with a horrible bottom-feeding crustacean, I thought you meant Graham Norton."
"Angry mob boo Russell Brand off the stage after his "Father Dead" opener."
"Ireland to import more idiots after the Great Idiot Famine of the PC Nineties."
"UK branch of the Klu Kluk Klan kicked out for being too jolly."
"Police are looking for a man who answers to the name of Midas."
"The Doctor Who writers deny they've run out of ideas after their latest monster is unveiled."
"When Tom Cruise receives his latest Oscar, more than his fragile height complex is bruised."
"The Oscars end in surreal chaos when an Oscar is presented with a miniature Helen Mirren."
"Bellamy proves he isn't crazy, by forcing a confession from his childhood friend ... a giant invisible rabbit."
"Bellamy's pole-dancing demonstration goes badly wrong."
"Two runners try to dispel the myth that Global Warming is the concern of freaks and cranks."
"Two escaped mummies head for nearest nudist beach."
"Pegg describes the moment Jessica Rabbit gave him a blow job."
"Pegg describes the moment Jessica Rabbit gave him a blow-job."
"Pegg describes the moment Jessica Rabbit gave him a blow-job."
"Pegg describes the moment Jessica Rabbit gave him a blow-job."
"Pegg describes the moment Jessica Rabbit gave him a blow-job."
"Pegg describes the moment Jessica Rabbit gave him a blow-job."
"Someone forgot to padlock the closet again."
"Nazi popularity soars after a fashion makeover"
"Official - All Saints are no oil paintings"
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