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MC001
I Like A Whelk

Comedy Ladder Position: 31=

Points: 3

Writing CV:

Jul/Aug 1998 - Dismay in History (Radio 1 Breakfast - unpaid)

1999 - Vera Trickle's Lunchtime Twitch (Radio 1 Lunchtime - unpaid)

Er... that's about it.

Now the 4Laughs GodFather Don.


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CAPTION ENTRIES
CAPTION COMP

"I know you're desperate for a snog Gordon but come on, it's me... I AM that easy."

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Published 11-05-2007

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CAPTION COMP

"Francis: I'll never get up without me frame Rick... Rick: Sshhhh...."

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Published 21-12-2006

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CAPTION COMP

"I made these out of my family... ah huh, ah huh...."

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Published 19-12-2006

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EDITOR'S BLOG

"Q-Bert proved the most popular game amongst the waiting throng."

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Published 11-12-2006

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CAPTION COMP

"Burger King is this way... thank you very much..."

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Published 07-12-2006

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CAPTION COMP

"The Santa Virus spread fast and before long the entire world believed in itself once more..."

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Published 05-12-2006

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CAPTION COMP

"I'm not coming here again Norm. Why Gareth? People can tell when I've droppped one."

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Published 01-12-2006

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CAPTION COMP

"A carelessly left open lab window meant that Rik's Secret cloning project was at last revealed..."

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Published 01-12-2006

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CAPTION COMP

"Nobody move, I think I've dropped a nostril!"

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Published 15-11-2006

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SCRIPT ENTRIES
SCRIPT COMP
The Commission
"BEN: It's very dark in here Kirby... KIRBY: Yes sir. Mr. Westinghouse is sadly instamatic and so cannot be exposed to bright lights... BEN: I see... Or..."
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Published 18-07-2007

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SCRIPT COMP
Nemshenva
"INT. UNDERTAKERS. DAY. A MAN WALKS INTO THE UNDERTAKERS, THE UNDERTAKER LOOKS UP FROM HIS SOMBRE BUSINESS (READING THIS MONTH'S ISSUE OF "MODERN UNDERTAKE..."
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Published 14-05-2007

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SCRIPT COMP
Gravediggers
"EXT. GRAVEYARD. DAY. KEITH AND NEVILLE, TWO GRAVEDIGGERS ARE LEANING ON THEIR SHOVELS, HALF WAY DOWN A NEW GRAVE. IT'S RAINING HEAVILY AND KEITH IS TRYING..."
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Published 14-05-2007

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SCRIPT COMP
Grave Diggers 1
"EXT. GRAVEYARD. DAY. KEITH AND NEVILLE, TWO GRAVEDIGGERS ARE LEANING ON THEIR SHOVELS, HALF WAY DOWN A NEW GRAVE. IT'S RAINING HEAVILY AND KEITH IS TRYING..."
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Published 14-05-2007

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OPEN SCRIPT COMPETITION
The Ramsay Management School
"INT. WAREHOUSE. DAY. MALC AND ROB, TWO WORKERS ARE STANDING ABOUT NOT DOING MUCH. MALC: You seen the boss today? ROB: Yeah, he's back... MALC: ..."
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Published 21-12-2006

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OPEN SCRIPT COMPETITION
The New MD
"INT. CORRIDOR. DAY. TWO BUSINESSMEN (NIGEL & STEVE) ARE WALKING QUICKLY TOWARDS DOWN AN OFFICE BUILDING CORRIDOR. STEVE: This is all a bit sudden isn'..."
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Published 21-12-2006

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THEMED SCRIPT COMPETITION
Slow Car Chase
"EXT. A STREET. DAY. A TOUGH COP IS BANGING ON THE DOOR OF A HOUSE. COP: Open up Fipps! I know you're in there... THE DOOR IS OPENED BY A WISENED PE..."
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Published 05-12-2006

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SCRIPT COMPETITION
Geoff's Magical Whelk Hat
"INT. THEATRE. DAY. AN APPRENTICE STAGE MAGICIAN (GEOFF) STANDS WITH HIS OLDER MENTOR (ALI), STARING AT A TOP HAT ON A TABLE SET UP CENTRE STAGE. ALI: ..."
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Published 05-12-2006

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Editor Comments

“I like this one too, perhaps a bit long? Didn't get the Martin Daniels reference and think you could do with getting a move on into at this point in any case.”   (tim_sear...)

THEMED SCRIPT COMPETITION
Broken Down Buddha
"EXT. COUNTRY LANE. DAY. AN R.A.C. BREAKDOWN PATROL VAN PULLS OVER ON TO A GRASS VERGE. AN ANXIOUS LOOKING DRIVER STANDS WAITING PATIENTLY AT THE ROADSIDE...."
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Published 29-11-2006

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OPEN SCRIPT COMPETITION
T Shirt Shop
"INT. A SHOP. DAY. ANORAK CLAD NERD, NEWARK NEWYORK (SO GOOD THEY NAMED HIM TWICE) ENTERS THE SHOP. THE WALLS OF THE STORE ARE ADORNED WITH A VARIETY OF T-..."
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Published 24-11-2006

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SCRIPT CHALLENGE: WEEK 4
Luke Warm War
"INT. A BUNKER. THE 60'S. COLD WAR GRIPS THE WORLD. IN A BUNKER SOMEWHERE BELOW NEW MEXICO TWO GENERALS (BELL AND RITCHIE) STAND AND WATCH AS A BOFFIN STR..."
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Published 24-11-2006

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OPEN SCRIPT COMP
Does the 96 Stop here?
"EXT. A TIBETTAN MOUNTAIN SIDE. MORNING. A BUDDHIST MONK SITS ON A REMOTE OUTCROP OF ROCK, LEGS CROSSED MEDITATING. WE HEAR THE SOUND OF BELLS AND CHANTING..."
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Published 14-11-2006

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The script competition isn't only for bookish people
AHOY ALL MONSTERS!
"INT. PUB. NIGHT. A MAN IN A GIANT DINOSAUR SUIT IS ENJOYING A PINT AT THE BAR. A SECOND MAN, DRESSED AS A PTERODACTYL ENTERS. ZILLA: Hello mate? How y..."
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Published 19-10-2006

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