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PROFILE

Gagsy

Comedy Ladder Position: 7

Points: 60

Hello!

The name's Short...Dave Short - International sex symbol & toyboy for hire.

I had been registered on the 'pre-launch' site as Short'n'sweet, but for some reason this site recognises me as Gagsy...don't ask me why!

(Might have something to do with once downloading an episode of LOST and having to register to do so?)

As well as a burgeoning writer, and member of the famous Magic Circle, I am a struggling actor (currently resting...ie unemployed!) But by day I pay the bills by working on various sites, rebuilding London almost single handedly as a rufty tufty builder, specifically I'm a carpenter.

Currently enjoying being a member of the soon to be infamous JUNK MALES.


VIDEO ENTRIES

Don't look....!

Don't look at the screen - paranoid technophobia or fact?

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Published 16-02-2008

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0:14


Have a drink on me...

It's your birthday so there must be a drink on the cards...?

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Published 22-01-2008

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Duration:
0:27


Holy smoke...

Priests have to answer the call of nature too...

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Published 16-10-2007

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Duration:
0:44


Set Comedy Free

Ten seconds that sums up the $laughs site!

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Published 13-06-2007

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Duration:
0:10

Rating:
2.7 stars


Life Insurence...?

Door to door sales can be MURDER!

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Published 28-05-2007

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Duration:
0:46

Rating:
3.0 stars


Sugar Coated

What would you do to get that six figure salaried job?

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Published 29-04-2007

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Duration:
0:52

Rating:
3.3 stars


Hot Tip

Our tipster reveals his source...

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Published 29-04-2007

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Duration:
0:54

Rating:
3.8 stars


Putting the BOOT in!

Python meets plasticene!

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Published 22-04-2007

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Duration:
0:44

Rating:
3.8 stars


Total Immersion

Ever wondered what would happen if you REALLY got totally immersed in your work...

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Published 21-04-2007

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Duration:
0:41

Rating:
3.0 stars


The real Monty.

And now for something not too different...

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Published 09-04-2007

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Duration:
0:41

Rating:
3.1 stars


Telephone exchange

Blokes can gossip too...

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Published 01-04-2007

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Duration:
1:25

Rating:
2.5 stars


Darved Brain's Magic Shopping

He's a cross between Derren Brown and David Blain, meet world famous unusualist Darved Brain.

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Published 05-03-2007

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Duration:
1:03

Rating:
2.3 stars


In Search of Shakespeare

Here is a snippet of my contribution to the latest Junk Males 'Elizabethan in my Shed' behind the scenes companion piece. More on the JM's website soon.

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Published 24-02-2007

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2:15

Rating:
3.3 stars


Rosie Lee TV

Ooops, did I get it wrong, Real-Tea tv?

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Published 18-01-2007

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Duration:
0:31

Rating:
1.8 stars


AUDIO ENTRIES

Speed

A short sketch from the test bed turned into an audio piece. As a matter of interest, the first part of the sketch is made up of 11 separate sound effects!

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Published 05-10-2007

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Help your local police...

Community policing the old fashioned way.

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Published 01-10-2007

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No Minister...

An old script entry (surreal) recorded for posterity...

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Published 09-09-2007

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Rocket Man

Teacher takes things too literally

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Published 09-09-2007

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Dead Bushed!

George Dubya has a medical emergency...

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Published 26-05-2007

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Rating:
3.0 stars


I Spy

Some people take things too seriously...

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Published 29-04-2007

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Rating:
3.7 stars


N.H.S. (No Hope Service)

It's enough to make you ill!

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Published 01-04-2007

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Rating:
2.5 stars


Not-a-lot-a-help line

Ever managed to get any actual help from a helpline?

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Published 01-04-2007

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Rating:
2.4 stars


Cold Calling.

Ever wondered what would happen if you actually spoke to a cold caller?

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Published 01-04-2007

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Rating:
2.8 stars


Guess what...

The office gossip will always find something to talk about.

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Published 01-04-2007

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Rating:
2.0 stars


How's Linda?

Some things are best kept to yourself...

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Published 01-04-2007

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Rating:
2.0 stars


Hot Gossip

A medieval miscarriage of justice.

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Published 28-03-2007

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Rating:
3.5 stars


Shoe Sale

Independent radio advert for a local shoe shop.

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Published 05-03-2007

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Rating:
3.0 stars


Awaiting my Delay

British Rail travel update.

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Published 28-02-2007

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Rating:
2.6 stars


Trolly Rage The Movie

The Movie trailer...take 2!

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Published 28-02-2007

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Rating:
2.7 stars


Left Luggage

British Rail announcement

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Published 11-02-2007

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Rating:
2.6 stars


IMAGE ENTRIES

Cheating Death!

He holds all the aces, but will he be able to cheat Death?

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Published 01-05-2007

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Rating:
2.9 stars

PUB

Where else would a comedy writer go to find their muse?

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Published 16-01-2007

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Rating:
2.3 stars

Nothing on TV...

There is literally 'NOTHING!' on television.

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Published 16-01-2007

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Rating:
2.8 stars

CAPTION ENTRIES
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"That's not what I meant when I said they were 'Hold-Up' bras..."

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Published 18-06-2007

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"The truth is revealed about the Blairs secret swingers lifestyle!"

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Published 16-05-2007

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"...funloving French fancies fresh face fondou...Gordon Ramsey's F-words!"

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Published 11-05-2007

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"No Dawn, I said I want you to SIT on my face!"

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Published 11-05-2007

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"South Parks Chef shoot the live action video for the re-release of 'chocolate salty balls'."

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Published 18-04-2007

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"The crowd go wild for the genetically enhanced malteesers."

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Published 18-04-2007

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"The boys were determined to pull out all the stops in their 'John Hurt' Alien scene re-enactment."

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Published 16-04-2007

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"Robert had to decide which pair of legs, blue or grey, would go best with his yellow top half."

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Published 16-04-2007

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"LORD MAYOR: Five miles from London, and still no Dick... LADY MAYER: No, Ken Livingston couldn't make it!"

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Published 19-03-2007

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"I'm wearing the new Loriel lettace leaf bra...'Cos' I'm worth it!"

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Published 05-03-2007

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"MAN: Excuse me Ms Mayer, I just need to turn over a new leaf..."

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Published 05-03-2007

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"When Alice found lettace leaves growing all over her body, doctors confirmed it was just the tip if the iceberg!"

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Published 05-03-2007

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"Alice completely misunderstood the term 'salad dressing'."

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Published 05-03-2007

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"Ann Summers unveil their new healthy eating option edible underwear"

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Published 05-03-2007

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"Hobbits caught stealing the oscars."

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Published 28-02-2007

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"The prototype home made fullbody condoms are unveiled in london today."

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Published 23-02-2007

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"Roger was told that he'd only get a girlfriend when 'Elle freezes over'!"

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Published 12-02-2007

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"MR HAPPY:- (SINGING) Happiness, happiness - If only I had ha-penis!""

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Published 07-02-2007

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"Al Fayed's smiley faced badge is a bit over the top!"

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Published 07-02-2007

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"Looters find ever more interesting ways to bypass the police cordens around Branscombe beach..."

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Published 05-02-2007

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"Excellent turn out for the inaugaral Steve Irwin Stingray day."

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Published 05-02-2007

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"Massive turnout for the Aussie Baywatch auditions."

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Published 05-02-2007

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"Do you know how long it takes to get a pint of 'man-milk'?"

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Published 02-02-2007

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"Foxy:- of course I'm a real Doctor, now go behind the screen and take all your clothes off..""

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Published 31-01-2007

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"Foxy Bingo:- "And it's eyes down and look in for a full house!""

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Published 31-01-2007

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"George isn't the only one here who thinks the Beckhams are British Royalty..."

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Published 29-01-2007

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"George isn't the only one here who thinks the Beckhams are British Royalty..."

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Published 29-01-2007

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"George Bush welcomes his new political advisors..."

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Published 26-01-2007

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"Bush moonlighting as a taxi driver..."

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Published 26-01-2007

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"Well Doctor, can you make me look like this?"

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Published 25-01-2007

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"Richard was disapointed when he found out he'd booked Paris Hilton, he thought it ws Big Brothers Chantel!"

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Published 25-01-2007

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"The monster raving looney party unveil their new, actual size, hand-print identity card..."

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Published 24-01-2007

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"Hugh always did things in triplicate..."

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Published 22-01-2007

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"Of course Hugh guenuinly didn't recognise them with their clothes on!"

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Published 22-01-2007

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"Charlies true identity revealed as he introduces a new team of angels."

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Published 22-01-2007

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"And so the girls made a happy man very old!"

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Published 22-01-2007

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"Micheal Jackson unvails the results of his latest surgery."

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Published 22-01-2007

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"Lloyds-sign of the dark horse."

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Published 17-01-2007

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"Lloyd: "D'you know who I am?" Everyone Else: "NO!""

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Published 17-01-2007

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"'Lorry-oil', cos I'm worth it!"

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Published 17-01-2007

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"With everyone leaving because of the scary creatures, Big Brother is being renamed I'm a celebrity get me out of here."

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Published 15-01-2007

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"Jade gives the invisible man a blow-job..."

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Published 15-01-2007

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"New education Minister anounced."

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Published 15-01-2007

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