Comedy Ladder Position: 7
Points: 60
Hello!
The name's Short...Dave Short - International sex symbol & toyboy for hire.
I had been registered on the 'pre-launch' site as Short'n'sweet, but for some reason this site recognises me as Gagsy...don't ask me why!
(Might have something to do with once downloading an episode of LOST and having to register to do so?)
As well as a burgeoning writer, and member of the famous Magic Circle, I am a struggling actor (currently resting...ie unemployed!) But by day I pay the bills by working on various sites, rebuilding London almost single handedly as a rufty tufty builder, specifically I'm a carpenter.
Currently enjoying being a member of the soon to be infamous JUNK MALES.
Don't look at the screen - paranoid technophobia or fact?
It's your birthday so there must be a drink on the cards...?
Priests have to answer the call of nature too...
Ten seconds that sums up the $laughs site!
Door to door sales can be MURDER!
What would you do to get that six figure salaried job?
Our tipster reveals his source...
Python meets plasticene!
Ever wondered what would happen if you REALLY got totally immersed in your work...
And now for something not too different...
Blokes can gossip too...
He's a cross between Derren Brown and David Blain, meet world famous unusualist Darved Brain.
Here is a snippet of my contribution to the latest Junk Males 'Elizabethan in my Shed' behind the scenes companion piece. More on the JM's website soon.
Ooops, did I get it wrong, Real-Tea tv?
A short sketch from the test bed turned into an audio piece. As a matter of interest, the first part of the sketch is made up of 11 separate sound effects!
Community policing the old fashioned way.
An old script entry (surreal) recorded for posterity...
Teacher takes things too literally
George Dubya has a medical emergency...
Some people take things too seriously...
It's enough to make you ill!
Ever managed to get any actual help from a helpline?
Ever wondered what would happen if you actually spoke to a cold caller?
The office gossip will always find something to talk about.
Some things are best kept to yourself...
A medieval miscarriage of justice.
Independent radio advert for a local shoe shop.
British Rail travel update.
The Movie trailer...take 2!
British Rail announcement
He holds all the aces, but will he be able to cheat Death?
Where else would a comedy writer go to find their muse?
There is literally 'NOTHING!' on television.
"That's not what I meant when I said they were 'Hold-Up' bras..."
"The truth is revealed about the Blairs secret swingers lifestyle!"
"...funloving French fancies fresh face fondou...Gordon Ramsey's F-words!"
"No Dawn, I said I want you to SIT on my face!"
"South Parks Chef shoot the live action video for the re-release of 'chocolate salty balls'."
"The crowd go wild for the genetically enhanced malteesers."
"The boys were determined to pull out all the stops in their 'John Hurt' Alien scene re-enactment."
"Robert had to decide which pair of legs, blue or grey, would go best with his yellow top half."
"LORD MAYOR: Five miles from London, and still no Dick... LADY MAYER: No, Ken Livingston couldn't make it!"
"I'm wearing the new Loriel lettace leaf bra...'Cos' I'm worth it!"
"MAN: Excuse me Ms Mayer, I just need to turn over a new leaf..."
"When Alice found lettace leaves growing all over her body, doctors confirmed it was just the tip if the iceberg!"
"Alice completely misunderstood the term 'salad dressing'."
"Ann Summers unveil their new healthy eating option edible underwear"
"The prototype home made fullbody condoms are unveiled in london today."
"Roger was told that he'd only get a girlfriend when 'Elle freezes over'!"
"MR HAPPY:- (SINGING) Happiness, happiness - If only I had ha-penis!""
"Al Fayed's smiley faced badge is a bit over the top!"
"Looters find ever more interesting ways to bypass the police cordens around Branscombe beach..."
"Excellent turn out for the inaugaral Steve Irwin Stingray day."
"Massive turnout for the Aussie Baywatch auditions."
"Do you know how long it takes to get a pint of 'man-milk'?"
"Foxy:- of course I'm a real Doctor, now go behind the screen and take all your clothes off..""
"Foxy Bingo:- "And it's eyes down and look in for a full house!""
"George isn't the only one here who thinks the Beckhams are British Royalty..."
"George isn't the only one here who thinks the Beckhams are British Royalty..."
"George Bush welcomes his new political advisors..."
"Bush moonlighting as a taxi driver..."
"Well Doctor, can you make me look like this?"
"Richard was disapointed when he found out he'd booked Paris Hilton, he thought it ws Big Brothers Chantel!"
"The monster raving looney party unveil their new, actual size, hand-print identity card..."
"Hugh always did things in triplicate..."
"Of course Hugh guenuinly didn't recognise them with their clothes on!"
"Charlies true identity revealed as he introduces a new team of angels."
"And so the girls made a happy man very old!"
"Micheal Jackson unvails the results of his latest surgery."
"Lloyd: "D'you know who I am?" Everyone Else: "NO!""
"With everyone leaving because of the scary creatures, Big Brother is being renamed I'm a celebrity get me out of here."
"Jade gives the invisible man a blow-job..."
"New education Minister anounced."
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