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Once upon a time.....In a place called Cricklewood and Wood Green two mOslims were born Hamida C and Aminah B, Aminah was very mischievous drinking bleach at an early stage and running around, Hamida was brilliantly clever but just as equally naughty. Little did they know that destiny would bring them together.... for they had one thing in common.......THE COLOUR OF THEIR SKIN. lol.
2004 was the year, the year that the earth shook, it was in a little room filled with computers and a teacher who's trousers were higher then Simon Cowells that the two first saw each other.... there was little communication for they were far to complexed individuals to have noticed each other from day one.....
H and A were allocated a group project together... a project they'd both never forget, it was in that class that a fellow member of there group asked Aminah "what bra size do you wear" to which Aminah replied "Ask your mum that question before you ask me".....it was in that sentence that Hamida laughed out loud she liked this chicks style and agreed with her, but that was not the end of the lesson.....OW NO.
Jack was his name... and Hamida and Aminah had found some common ground and were yapping away not listening to the teacher (obviously) but SHOCK HORROR the tutor wanted to see if everyone had done the assignment she set at the beginning of the lesson, HUH!!!! Aminah and Hamida were going to get it they weren't paying attention at all. They rushed over to jack and asked Jack Jack!! How did u do that programming on the screen? THE TEACHER WAS DRAWING CLOSER.... HURRY!!!!!! to which jack replied eeerrr i don't remember. Hamida and Aminah looked at each other in confusion "but we just saw u clicking away right now" jack retorted "eeerrr i forgot"........Was this some kind of sick joke or was jack a real galactic space alien who's memory erased itself every 2seconds or was unable to process data if not said phone-tic-ally..... They realized jack was no human he was indeed a robot, the way he swung in his chair exactly 20 degrees to the left 20 degrees to the right.... it was all too obvious, the way his posture was "absolutely flawless" thanks George Michael i couldn't have said it better myself.
H and A from that one glance at jack knew they had discovered something.... something never seen, heard or observed by man or woman alive, they stared at each other and smirked some would say that smirk steered the way to a beautiful friendship.
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